Monday, June 17, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.17.13

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Saddle Up, the new buddy chick flick by the producers of Bridesmaids, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Katherine Heigl. We’ve also got Joe Jonas in the bravest performance of his career, Prince Harry showing Kate Middleton how many of her friends have cellphone pics Read More ...

Roberto Cavalli Is Still Awesome

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 01:06 PM PDT

When we last left fashion designer Roberto Cavalli, he was playing the odds exactly right by hitting on Elin Nordegren, and I’ll never understand how that didn’t work out. Fortunately, Roberto is a self-made man who builds from the ashes of his failures, if building from the ashes of your failures means making a model Read More ...

It’s Very Serious Actor Jonah Hill With A New York Accent, He Don’t Know Nuddin’ About No Fahtin’

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 12:23 PM PDT

Here’s the first trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jonah Hill, the first actor to ever transition from comedy to drama so stop calling him an angry fucking kid, alright? God. It also features dwarf-tossing which I felt was gratuitous, and one of my life’s ambitions is to carry Peter Read More ...

Yes, Putting Cameron Diaz & Kate Upton Next To Each Other In Bikinis Is A Great Idea

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 11:22 AM PDT

Based on my limited knowledge of a movie I’ll never watch because here are Kate Upton‘s breasts for free, The Other Woman is about Cameron Diaz finding out her boyfriend is married AND banging Kate Upton behind his wife Leslie Mann‘s back. Eventually the girls team up, and we’re supposed to feel sorry for Cameron Read More ...

Paris Jackson Hates Justin Bieber Now

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 10:09 AM PDT

Justin Bieber was granted unprecedented access to the Jackson family presumably per Michael’s last dying words. “Make sure my ghost.. cough cough shamone! … can look at his penis…” Except now Paris Jackson hates the man Justin Bieber’s become and not just because her father died from spending his whole life trying to be white Read More ...

Farrah Abraham’s New Implants Had A Pool Party

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 09:00 AM PDT

So I was about to ask who the hell goes to a pool party hosted by a Teen Mom star turned professional anal squirter, but then I looked at the pics and noticed it’s nobody unless you count the additional porn stars Vivid paid to be there and Terry from True Blood playing a saxophone Read More ...

An Open Letter To Kim Kardashian’s Baby

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 07:47 AM PDT

Okay, this might’ve been the wrong foot. Dear Kim Kardashian‘s daughter, In the past 48 hours, you’ve experienced more than most will in their entire lives: Thanks to your mother’s infamous rear, doctors had to use scaffolding to deliver you. Your father vanished in a puff of smoke and is rumored to be in Belgium Read More ...

Good Morning, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fripples, And Other News

Posted: 17 Jun 2013 06:00 AM PDT

- Gwyneth Paltrow is above Vanity Fair now. People‘s Most Beautiful Woman in the World, but above Vanity Fair. - Kate Middleton makes her last public appearance before giving birth, and unlike Kim Kardashian, she actually means it. - Lingerie Seems Fitting For Fathers Day - Jimmy Kimmel made a “Blurred Read More ...
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