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- James Gandolfini Is Dead (1961 – 2013)
- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13
- Paula Deen: ‘Why, Of Course, I Say The N-Word, Sugar. Doesn’t Everybody?’
- It’s Courtney Stodden’s New Implants In A Bikini
- I’m Not Joking Anymore. What The Hell Happened To Miley Cyrus?
- This Is Why Kim Kardashian Lied About Her Due Date
- John Mayer Wrote A Song About Taylor Swift
- Clarissa Needs To Explain That Ass
- ‘She’s More Chris Brown Than Rihanna Now, Punchy And Evil…’
- Julianne Hough’s Butt Looks Awesome After Breaking Up With Ryan Seacrest And Other News
| James Gandolfini Is Dead (1961 – 2013) Posted: 19 Jun 2013 06:41 PM PDT For those of you just returning to the Internet, Deadline broke the news that James Gandolfini died in Italy this morning from a heart attack. The man was only 51: Overweight, balding, rough around the edges with a thick New Jersey accent, Gandolfini was the opposite of a marquee leading man, destined to be a Read More ... |
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.19.13 Posted: 19 Jun 2013 01:13 PM PDT Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we show you the pics Fish didn’t have a specific penis joke for. 30 Seconds To A Dude On Dude Threeway On Mars? That’s why I don’t have that job. Anyway, here’s Madonna‘s infant-skin wrangler making a rare public appearance, Prince Charles showing the proper amount of Read More ... |
| Paula Deen: ‘Why, Of Course, I Say The N-Word, Sugar. Doesn’t Everybody?’ Posted: 19 Jun 2013 12:10 PM PDT “A ha! Ahaha! *wipes tears* I’m sorry, sugah, I coulda sworn you said the one behind me was going to read. Could you imagine?” When we last left Paula Deen, she was being sued after her brother and Uncle Bubba’s Oyster House co-owner allegedly sexually harassed kitchen manager Lisa Jackson whenever he wasn’t busy letting Read More ... |
| It’s Courtney Stodden’s New Implants In A Bikini Posted: 19 Jun 2013 11:04 AM PDT Because making a sex tape requires work and might confirm she was born a man, Courtney Stodden needed a new plan quickly before Farrah Abraham squirted her into obscurity. And to her credit, she came up with “Watch me get new tits!” which somehow worked because we’re all looking right at them. It’s practically witchcraft. Read More ... |
| I’m Not Joking Anymore. What The Hell Happened To Miley Cyrus? Posted: 19 Jun 2013 10:17 AM PDT Remember when Miley Cyrus was a sweet, little country singer and folks would come into FYE asking if you have them “Hanner Montanner DBDs ’cause it’s such an adorable daddy/daughter show and my granddaughter just loves it?” She’s Rihanna now. Miley Cyrus is Rihanna. Although, on the bright side, your granddaughter can smack her ass Read More ... |
| This Is Why Kim Kardashian Lied About Her Due Date Posted: 19 Jun 2013 09:13 AM PDT Right around two weeks ago, Kim Kardashian suddenly didn’t want the paparazzi taking pictures of her anymore despite that being the one thing that defines her that isn’t a sex tape. Except the obvious reason is she was the size of a house and looked exactly like a woman at the natural end of her Read More ... |
| John Mayer Wrote A Song About Taylor Swift Posted: 19 Jun 2013 08:32 AM PDT John Mayer threw a hissy fit when Taylor Swift wrote “Dear John’ about him because writing songs about your ex is bush league. Except at some point when he should’ve been spending every waking minute suffocating between Katy Perry‘s breasts, he decided to get Taylor back by writing his own song about her, according to Read More ... |
| Clarissa Needs To Explain That Ass Posted: 19 Jun 2013 07:12 AM PDT You know in Star Trek whenever the Enterprise gets attacked and there’s always that stock footage of crew members jumping around while sparks fly out of the fake computers? That’s almost exactly what it’s like here whenever something like the Kelly Brook topless pics hits. William Shatner even shows up. So in that confusion, I Read More ... |
| ‘She’s More Chris Brown Than Rihanna Now, Punchy And Evil…’ Posted: 19 Jun 2013 06:31 AM PDT Here’s Rihanna performing in Birmingham yesterday where apparently her fans were getting a bit too grabby, so she beat them with a microphone. And if you’re thinking, well, she probably did it to get free, nope. She was already walking away before listening to Angel Chris Brown while Devil Chris bit her ear because nobody Read More ... |
| Julianne Hough’s Butt Looks Awesome After Breaking Up With Ryan Seacrest And Other News Posted: 19 Jun 2013 05:00 AM PDT - Courtney Stodden got a boob job and filmed the whole thing? What are the odds? - Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t satisfied with her baby daddy only being her baby daddy in real life. - Mariah Carey defines elegance and taste. - The Dark, Twisted, Sexy World of LeeAnna Vamp Read More ... |
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