Thursday, June 20, 2013

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Here’s The Kate Upton Topless Video You Won’t Shut Up About

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 05:00 PM PDT

Here’s the “super topless” Kate Upton video that a bunch of you keep clamoring about. Except don’t get your hopes up because TMZ owns the right to it, so all you’re going to see is a censored version because Harvey Levin’s the real Osama bin Laden. Something I’ve always suspected for years, but never had Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.20.13

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 01:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is the usual offering of Wow, that looks super gay, or Haha! Nipples!, and, of course, Guys with rape-crazy eyes saying it all in the background. So, I’ll just get out of the way and point you to Marc Anthony reliving the marital bliss of being endlessly Read More ...

Robert Downey Jr. Officially Signed For ‘The Avengers 2′

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 12:22 PM PDT

After almost two months of hand-wringing, Marvel has officially signed Robert Downey Jr. for The Avengers 2 and The Avengers 3 for undisclosed amount of money because it’s an epic shitload. For those of you who don’t know, Marvel took a huge gamble on casting Robert as Tony Stark to the point that he made Read More ...

Russell Brand Tried To Bang Mila Kunis When She Was With Macaulay Culkin. It Didn’t Work.

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 10:28 AM PDT

Russell Brand has a new comedy tour to promote which requires him to do constant media appearances where he shares humorous anecdotes that hopefully people like me will repeat. Anecdotes like trying to pick up Mila Kunis only to have her say, “No, thanks, I’ll keep banging Macaulay Culkin,” so well played, chap. You stuck Read More ...

Dr. Jenny McCarthy Will Make Fast Food Salads Look Like An Orgasm Now

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 09:01 AM PDT

Here’s Jenny McCarthy pretending she’s waited her whole life to promote Carl’s Jr. cranberry apple walnut grilled chicken salad which I actually believe because giving out deadly medical advice really isn’t all that time-consuming. On that note, I like how she’s hawking salads from a fast food restaurant because I’m sure those are full of Read More ...

Shailene Woodley Isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 08:10 AM PDT

“Ohmygod that helmet looks retarded. You're fired.” Sony made a big deal out of casting Shailene Woodley as Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and even filmed scenes with her in New York. But then the Internet was all like, “Wait, I’m supposed to want to pee in that butt more than Emma Read More ...

Maria Menounos Is In A Bikini

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 07:41 AM PDT

Here’s Maria Menounos celebrating her birthday in Mykonos yesterday where legend has it, she returns each year to restore the natural luster of her ass with the water’s rejuvenating powers. Or she just eats a bunch of goat cheese. I have no idea what you want from me down here. Photo: INFdailyRead More ...

Wyclef Jean: ‘Who The Hell’s Amanda Bynes?’

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 06:33 AM PDT

Two days ago, Chinga Chang Records CEO Dan Herman told E! News that Wyclef Jean would be collaborating on an album with Amanda Bynes, the most talented singer of our generation. Turns out this news was so exclusive, Wyclef himself didn’t even know about it. TMZ reports: Wyclef’s management says it’s just not gonna happen, Read More ...

Good Morning, Olivia Munn, And Other News

Posted: 20 Jun 2013 05:51 AM PDT

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s taking GOOP global. The Iron Throne shall be hers! And hand-painted. - Fifty Shades of Grey has a director that actually makes sense. - The Redheads Are Here, We’re Safe Now - If you somehow missed the Anchorman 2 trailer, don’t be a whale’s vagina. - A Read More ...
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