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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13
- Kim Kardashian’s Baby Was So Early She Didn’t Have A Name Ready Is The Latest Horseshit
- Melissa Etheridge Doesn’t Think Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Was Brave
- Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album Is Something That’s Happening In Real Life
- Kanye West’s ‘American Psycho’ Short Film Starring Scott Disick Is F*cking Awful
- We Have The Kelly Brook Topless Pics
- Good Morning, Heidi Klum, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 6.18.13 Posted: 18 Jun 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which is above a gallery of topless Kelly Brook pics that I’m in no way attempting to shamelessly redirect you to. Please, do not go back to these topless Kelly Brook pics, or you won’t see Adrian Grenier and some awful off-camera parents, Taylor Lautner practicing the “Wife Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian’s Baby Was So Early She Didn’t Have A Name Ready Is The Latest Horseshit Posted: 18 Jun 2013 11:42 AM PDT Kim Kardashian‘s baby was born three days ago, yet the child’s name still hasn’t graced our ears because look at all this suspense. Except if you ask a Kardashian, it’s because it was a miracle delivery from the baby arriving early (It didn’t.), and Kim didn’t have a name picked out yet. People reports: “She Read More ... |
| Melissa Etheridge Doesn’t Think Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Was Brave Posted: 18 Jun 2013 09:00 AM PDT While most of the world fawned over Angelina Jolie‘s bravery for cutting off her breasts then getting nice new ones just in case she might get cancer, Melissa Etheridge has a different opinion. Although, she is a lesbian and therefore predisposed to protecting awesome titties, and so together on this hill we shall stand and Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album Is Something That’s Happening In Real Life Posted: 18 Jun 2013 07:35 AM PDT Seen here in Atlantic City over the weekend (h/t TMZ), Amanda Bynes‘ rap album is apparently happening in real life which has to be a first time for something she’s Tweeted. I always thought it’d be the vagina slapping, but that’s probably my natural bias for unorthodox crime fighting. E! News reports: Amanda Bynes is Read More ... |
| Kanye West’s ‘American Psycho’ Short Film Starring Scott Disick Is F*cking Awful Posted: 18 Jun 2013 07:30 AM PDT It seems like only seven days ago, Kanye West announced a new American Psycho promo short starring Scott Disick as Patrick Bateman, and yet here it is already. Which will stop being surprising once you watch it because Yeezus Christ. You’d think that after years of memorizing scripts of the Kardashian’s fake life, Scott Disick Read More ... |
| We Have The Kelly Brook Topless Pics Posted: 18 Jun 2013 07:25 AM PDT Yesterday, a bunch of you asked why we didn’t have the Kelly Brook topless pics up, and the simple answer is we couldn’t buy them until today. Which we did, so the words you’re looking for right now are “Thank you,” and, “We threw our first-born in a dumpster because his name wasn’t yours. Also, Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Heidi Klum, And Other News Posted: 18 Jun 2013 06:45 AM PDT - The Canadian Brangelina’s wedding song will be a duet. Of course. - I’m not gonna lie, there is nothing more annoying than this. - Bare Backs Are Some Kind of Magic - Who keeps putting Jessica Simpson in their weddings while she’s pregnant? - The Insane Destruction Final "Man Read More ... |
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