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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13
- Rupert Murdoch’s Divorcing His Ninja Wife
- That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt
- Miley Cyrus Has A Grill Now. In Her Mouf.
- You Don’t Masturbate To Your Porno, Farrah. Shut Up.
- Kate Upton’s Acting In A Bikini Now
- I Am So Sorry, Kate Middleton
- Good Morning, Kendra In A Bikini, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.13.13 Posted: 13 Jun 2013 01:00 PM PDT “Then she makes faces like that one she’s doing back there and the writers just start deleting whole pages.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems to be a spiritual kind of day, whether it’s Yeezus delivering his holy flatulence over the unwashed masses so that they may behold and inhale deeply Read More ... |
| Rupert Murdoch’s Divorcing His Ninja Wife Posted: 13 Jun 2013 12:00 PM PDT Remember that scene in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon when Ziyi Zhang fucks up all those dudes at that bar? This will be like that except with taking Rupert Murdoch‘s money. And still stabbing him with a katana. Deadline reports: Media moguls routinely divorce, but this is different because of any impact on the Murdoch family Read More ... |
| That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt Posted: 13 Jun 2013 10:40 AM PDT Before this year, Reese Witherspoon was always considered one of the good ones in Hollywood. She went to church every Sunday, sheltered young actors after their girlfriends got their vaginas licked by a director, tells her kids to never be like Chris Brown and Rihanna and chastened burgeoning actresses on making sex tapes. Yet in Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Has A Grill Now. In Her Mouf. Posted: 13 Jun 2013 09:45 AM PDT Now that she’s officially been crowned the Lespian Belle of Twerkin’, here’s Miley Cyrus showing off her new grill at a MySpace event last night. And in case both of those things happening together isn’t ridiculous enough, take a look at her pants. Formal wear (jeans) meets Sunday best (sweats)? My God, Southern fashion will Read More ... |
| You Don’t Masturbate To Your Porno, Farrah. Shut Up. Posted: 13 Jun 2013 09:02 AM PDT Because her relevancy is dwindling, but not enough that she still isn’t a complete sideshow, here’s Farrah Abraham on Stern yesterday where she tried to fart these two little bullshit gems into his mouth: 1. That her 100%, without question porno is a private sex tape that was leaked. And 2. That she sits around Read More ... |
| Kate Upton’s Acting In A Bikini Now Posted: 13 Jun 2013 07:28 AM PDT We’ve already seen Kate Upton‘s breasts bouncing around the set of The Other Woman, so here they are in a bikini because apparently the filmmakers know they’re sitting on a turd and want everyone to forget how awful it is as they’re watching it. Which is actually an incredible plan because try and tell me Read More ... |
| Posted: 13 Jun 2013 07:05 AM PDT Well, this explains why James Bond keeps breaking into Kim Kardashian‘s OB-GYN. “They’re indooshing Tueshday, so now’s the time to make with the pushy. — No, pushy, not push the baby out. Your vashina, woman.” Via Hollywood Life: The Duchess of Cambridge and the queen of reality TV are reportedly due on the same day Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Kendra In A Bikini, And Other News Posted: 13 Jun 2013 04:47 AM PDT - Kanye West‘s New York Times interview is exactly as ridiculous as you expect. - Will Smith Frenched Jaden on Thai TV. You read those words. - Yesterday was Hump Day. Revel in it one more time. - Amanda Bynes is talking shit at Miley Cyrus now. - Wait. Why Read More ... |
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