Tuesday, December 21, 2010

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Lindsay Lohan is an abusive crackhead diva, will probably be charged with assault

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 07:56 AM PST

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Well, it didn't take long for yet another layer to be added to the Lindsay Lohan debacle. First, there were stories about how she had a "stalker" and that's why she had to be moved out of the Sober House. Then, yesterday, TMZ reported that Lohan's roommates were busted drinking, and somehow Lindsay got caught up in it and that was the real reason she was moved to another facility. Now, this morning, Radar reported that Lindsay was accused of drinking again, then she was tested, and when the tests came back clean (really?), she got abusive with one of her Betty Ford minders. Here's more from Radar's version:

Lindsay Lohan has been moved to a new location after a clash with a Betty Ford Center staffer who tried to reprimand the Mean Girls stars after she returned late to the sober house one night, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.bbWhile some reports had suggested Lohan was moved back to the center’s main treatment facility amid fears for her safety, the real reason behind the sudden transition was a major blow-up with a staff member, believed to be a resident technician.

“Lindsay was moved to another property owned by the Betty Ford Center in order to preserve her safety, yes, but also to deal with any differences she might have had with anyone in that house,” said a source, familiar with the 24-year-old’s treatment.

The clash occurred in the wake of a booze fueled party which was supposedly hosted by Lohan’s roommates over a week ago. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the actress’ father Michael said Lindsay was getting her hair done “while the other two girls went their own way”.

When the actress returned to the house just 10 minutes after her curfew, the technician ordered her to undergo a drug and alcohol test, which she passed. However, Lohan was so angered with her treatment she confronted the staffer.

“Because of the way last Saturday night’s incident was treated, Lindsay had an obvious clash of personalities with one of the staff at the house,” said the insider. “Between the incident with the apparent stalker and this difference of opinion, Lindsay was moved to another location to remove her from a potentially hostile environment that had the potential to undo all the good work that she has achieved in her recovery.”

While Lohan’s once estranged father Michael refused to comment when confronted with the reason behind the house-swap, he insisted to RadarOnline.com that his daughter’s recovery had not been compromised. He also rejected reports she was now undergoing intensive therapy and supervision.

“It’s important to note that Lindsay’s sobriety has not been affected in any way and her resolve to beat her addictions is stronger than ever,” Michael told RadarOnline.com. “If she had violated any rule, in any way, she wouldn’t be getting out on January 3 nor would she have a spotless record at the Betty Ford Center.”

The reformed wild child was said to have left the facility following reports she has been receiving strange phone calls, with Britney Spears’ former manager/companion Sam Lutfi alleged to have been in contact with her.

While Lufiti has been in contact with the actress, the Lohan patriach said he was not the stalker.

[From Radar]

Yeah, the unnamed source who spoke to Radar smelled like tequila and menthol cigarettes, so we can be sure what version of events is being pushed, and Mother Crackhead would like us all to know that we are ALL FIRED, BASICALLY. Anyway, TMZ also has a report about this alleged incident, and it appeals the whole thing is much worse than Radar's "sources" claim:

Lindsay Lohan is a suspect in a criminal battery investigation and the alleged victim — a staff member at Betty Ford — wants Lindsay prosecuted … this according to law enforcement sources.

The Palm Desert Police Department is now investigating an altercation that occurred after Lindsay and her roommates reportedly went to a bar and came back home. Upon arriving at the house, the incident with a female staffer from Betty Ford allegedly went down.

The police received a call at 1:03 AM on December 12 for “hand-to-hand battery.”

Cops came to Betty Ford after receiving the call and interviewed both the staffer and Lindsay. We’re told the staffer “desired prosecution.”

We’re told when the police finish the investigation, the case will be forwarded to prosecutors for review.

[From TMZ]

So Lindsay, in some kind of crack sober rage, smacked the f-ck out of a Betty Ford staffer. Shocking! BUT SHE'S JUST A CHILD. No, who wants to place a bet that while Lindsay was smacking the staffer, she was screaming "Don't you know WHO I AM?"

UPDATE: More wrinkles. If Lindsay is charged with battery, she could do jail time. Maybe even six months. What will it take for this crackheaded bitch to get three strikes? I have no idea. Anyway, TMZ also has a more Lohan-friendly story about what happened in her crackhead mind. According to "friends" - Lindsay did not strike first, but she did "push back". The staffer was treating Blohan "unfairly" after Blohan arrived "12 minutes late" for curfew. When the staffer told Lohan to take a drug and alcohol test, their exchange became "heated" and the staffer "put her hands on Lindsay." Probably to get Blohan to settle down, considering she was probably high as kite. Lindsay claims she told the woman, “Take your hands off of me” and then “pushed back.” So… did Lohan ever have that drug or alcohol test, or did she just come up with a quick crack hustle to avoid the test by becoming physically abusive towards a staff member?

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Photos of Lindsay Lohan in Paris last year.

Dr. Drew whores himself out to discuss Brangelina, Eva Longoria, etc

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 07:33 AM PST

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Here's my biggest problem with Dr. Drew: he's a whore. Specifically, he whores out his medical degree and uses it as a cudgel to talk smack about celebrities. Now, I talk smack about celebrities too - we all do. You wouldn't be here unless you talked smack about celebrities. If Dr. Drew was just some dude on the street, talking smack, he would be just another dude with an opinion. But Dr. Drew gives his opinions with the air of a "professional" and a "knowledgeable expert" on psychology and celebrity culture, granting interviews about the supposed diseases, addictions and disorders various celebrities "suffer" from by his armchair diagnosis. Also: he believes everything he reads in the tabloids, which is just weird. Like, it's as if he reads some quote that In Touch Weekly's unnamed source attributes to Angelina Jolie, and then Dr. Drew bases his entire "diagnosis" of Jolie on that quote. And don't even get me started on how he whores himself out for fame and celebrity on Celebrity Rehab. It's all… pretty disgusting. Anyway, Dr. Drew has given a new interview to The Huffington Post, and they ask him about various celebrities. His answers are horrible:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are headed for an epic breakup. The recently-separated Eva Longoria has a classic case of love addiction. Miley Cyrus is acting out right now because of her parents’ divorce. And today’s laissez-faire attitude toward divorce is “bullshit.”

Yep, the doctor is definitely in.

Dr. Drew Pinsky, the long-time host of radio’s “Loveline” and of the VH1 shows “Celebrity Rehab,” “Sex Rehab,” and “Sober House” shared these and other revelations with us at Milk Studios in Hollywood last week, where he was shooting promos for his upcoming HLN talk show “Dr. Drew,” in which he’ll tackle these themes and many more nightly in-studio during prime time starting in the spring.

Below, some highlights:

On Brad and Angelina:
Just add up a couple things. There’s no such thing as ‘I was a heroin addict.’ That doesn’t exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] addiction. Or she’s in recovery. And I don’t see any evidence that’s the case. So we’ve got one person who’s a heroin addict. Which is a chronic lifelong condition, period. We have another person who has said things like, “Well, Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that’s just her way of looking at things.” I mean, that demeaning attitude towards other people’s emotions. Now put those two people together and you have got a really volatile situation. And they’re constantly creating things to weld themselves together. Which is only going to serve to make a more nuclear eruption. There will be some sort of meltdown that will be phenomenal when it does happen.

On Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s split:
This guy is trying to have a marriage … and he starts acting out [sexually] like that? I don’t have to watch too many episodes of [VH1's "Basketball Wives"] to know what’s going on. Now, why didn’t Eva know about that? Talk about love addiction.

On the role of sex and love addiction in divorce:
Love addicts and sex addicts tend to go together. Love addicts are often people who were severely abandoned. And they tend to idealize people. It’s sort of romantic love gone pathological. The kind of person [they'll] idealize will necessarily be the kind of person who will abandon them. If that person suddenly comes around and forms a closeness, the love addict will sabotage the relationship.

On why maintaining marriages can be harder as a celebrity:
Relationships need a lot of care and attention. If you have two people disregarding the care and attention of the relationship, you’re going to have a problem. And then also add to that, they are being put on what are essentially sensory deprivation chambers–movie sets–and asked to evoke powerful feelings with attractive people. I mean, hello.

On why Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson didn’t last:
I don’t know what that was … I’ve known Ryan for a long time. He’s a nice guy. He seems like someone who should have a healthy relationship.

On why Miley Cyrus is acting out:
Can you imagine the pain that Miley is in? Her mom just had an affair. Her parents are breaking up … She’s in trouble right now. She’s manifesting signs of mental health problems, as well she should, right? It’s a teenager in trouble because of problems.

On Kelsey Grammer, who recently announced his engagement to his fourth wife:
I don’t know what to do with Kelsey. I need to know him a little better. But when you see serial re-marriers it’s usually more people of Larry King’s generation. And their thing was, they didn’t have sex unless they were married. I can’t make sense of it.

On why he can’t stand today’s lax attitude toward divorce:
We have gone through a 30-year period where terribly unhealthy things that contribute to unhappiness have been normalized as ‘just another choice,’ just another way of doing things, when in fact that’s bullshit. Divorce is an extremely unhappy, extremely stressful, extremely problematic thing. Thank god it’s an option for some people. But…it impacts people’s mental health. The least it does it create problems around intimacy until the fourth decade of life. It tends to normalize after that. But it takes people to their 30s or 40s to, under the best of situations, to expunge the experience. That’s a lot of suffering. And that’s often a lot of failed relationships and other failed relationships and more children exposed to divorce. The problem with divorce is that people consider it an option. You just shouldn’t consider it an option unless it’s absolutely necessary.

On why we find reading about divorce stories so fascinating:
Humans are interested in drama. Drama is not healthy people acting healthy. That’s boring. And divorces are dramas. Divorces are painful. Our attention goes to humans in pain, so that’s what that is.

[From Huffington Post]

Let's see… okay, Angelina Brad has never said "Jennifer [Aniston] was into long-term relationships, that’s just her way of looking at things." Also, Eva Longoria is not a "love addict," she's a famewhore who prioritized her celebrity over her marriage. And why does everything have to be an "addiction" anyway? Why can't it just be "I'm not a sex addict, I was just dumb, and I like to bone beautiful women" and "It's not love addiction, I'd just rather stay married to this person because the divorce would cost too much"? Oh, and Dr. Drew has known Ryan Reynolds for a long time? Riiight. And the insinuation is that ScarJo is to blame for the split, of course, not that Ryan is a massive tool. Of course. I could go on and on, but really, why are we still listening to Dr. Drew?

LOS ANGELES - DEC 16: Drew Pinsky arrives at CNN's 'Larry King Live' final broadcast party at Spago on December 16, 2010 in Beverly HIlls, CA. Photo via Newscom

NEW YORK - MAY 05: Dr. Drew Pinsky attends ' The Harsh Truth: Teen Moms Tell All' Town Hall Meeting sposored by The Candie's Foundation at Lighthouse International Conference Center on May 5, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images)

Dr. Drew Pinsky enjoys a family holiday in Hawaii on December 21, 2009. The Loveline host and Celebrity Rehab doctor seemed to have a wonderful time splashing around the ocean with his son Douglas Pinsky before lounging with a book while soaking up the sun. Fame Pictures, Inc

Glenn Close as drag king Albert Nobbs: does she pull it off?

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 07:01 AM PST

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Maybe I'm alone here, but I absolutely adore Glenn Close, and I'm STILL bummed that Damages was cancelled. I think Glenn is one of the most talented actresses working today, and I love that she's not afraid of playing multifaceted bitches and villains - I mean, yes, Meryl Streep is a goddess and one of the best actresses around, but Glenn Close brings out the campy drag queen love for her balls-out villainesses. Speaking of drag queens (or kings, in this case), Glenn has a new role - she's playing "Albert Nobbs" - a 19th century heroine who disguised herself as a man to go into service. There have been photos of Glenn in male drag floating around for a week or so - this is just the first time we've had access to them!

Glenn Close walks like a man, talks like a man and looks like a man on the set of her latest film, “Albert Nobbs.” Photos from the Dublin set of the 63-year-old actress’s latest movie show Close in a somber 19th century suit and sporting a side-swept hairstyle favored by men of the time.

Close transformed herself for the part of a woman who disguises herself as a man in order to join the workforce in Ireland in the 1800s in the big screen adaptation of George Moore’s short story, “The Singular Life of Albert Nobbs.”

Though the transformation is startling, this isn’t the first time the Oscar winner has gone in drag for this particular role. Close took on the role at the age of 35 in an off-Broady play that ran at the Manhattan Theater Club to wide-spread praise from the critics.

“Miss Close… is almost unrecognizable,” the “New York Times” said at the time. “It is not simply a matter of her boyish hairdo… but of her manner, movement, and sensibility. The play is a curio, but the performance is transforming.”

Since appearing in the stage version of “Albert Nobbs” in 1982, Close has been working tirelessly to bring the gender-bending tale of “Albert Nobbs” to the silver screen.

“I believe in this story and its potential to take everyone on a sensuous, funny, heart-breaking, wildly unexpected ride,” the actress has reportedly said.

“Albert Nobbs” is currently filming in Dublin; the movie is set for release in 2011.

[From The NY Daily News]

I think she pulls the look off, honestly. Though I find Glenn attractive (in an unconventional way), she's got the kind of looks that can easily transform into "masculine". Plus, she's a terrific actress, so she should be able to do this, hands down and balls out.

Speaking of, do you think she's stuffing? I bet she is. Method acting!

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Vivica A. Fox, 46, plans for baby with 26 yo boyfriend: “I’m very fertile”

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 06:48 AM PST


Vivica A. Fox, 46, was a guest on the Wendy Williams show this week. Wendy asked her if she planned on marrying her 26 year-old boyfriend, a club promoter who goes by the name of Slimm. From what I can tell Vivica and Slimm have been together about a year, and broke up briefly in August before getting back together. Slimm was in the audience during the show and Vivica told Wendy that she planned on marrying him and having his baby. She said she wouldn’t consider surrogacy, but “didn’t have a problem” with adoption. Williams, also 46, also asked Fox if she still had “full periods.” It was pretty funny.

Vivica: [To Audience] Don’t you guys think it’s time for me to have a baby?

Vivica: My career has been my baby for such a long time and I’ve done well by that. I waited for God to send me a good man, and he’s a good Southern man.

Wendy: I still get full periods, do you still get full periods?

Vivica: Yeah, you’ve got to worry about that.

Wendy: At 46 years old…

Vivica: You’ve got to do a lot of testing.

Wendy: Have you started talking to your GYN?

Vivica: Not yet. I’ve got to finish this tour first, but we’re planning after the tour to do the thing. If I can get a girl and a boy that would be fabulous and I’m shutting up shop and shipping these eggs to Africa somewhere.

Wendy: Would you get a surrogate or would you adopt?

Vivica: I don’t have a problem with adopting. I don’t know about a surrogate. I don’t know if I could do that. I’m too much of a control freak… I’m very fertile, so I don’t think that I would have a problem.

[From The Wendy Williams show, video above]

It sounds like Vivica wants a baby, but isn’t going to start even trying to conceive until she’s done touring with her play Cheaper to Keep Her. I checked and the play might be over at the end of January, so it’s not like she has a long time to wait. What I’m wondering is - how does she know she’s fertile at 46 if she doesn’t have any kids and hasn’t yet been the doctor to check? Don’t answer that. Also, it sounded like she plans on using her own eggs. It could happen for her but there are a lot of risks with getting pregnant at 46 and chances are that it won’t be easy. It’s not like getting a face lift or some botox. You know that’s her frame of reference for just about all medical issues.

Via ONTD

Vivica A. Fox and Slimm are shown on 12/18/10. Credit: Paul J. Froggatt. She is also shown on 6/13/10. Credit: D. Salters/WENN.com

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Pitiful Heidi Montag reveals her scars to Life & Style

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 06:41 AM PST

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Pity poor Heidi Montag. Someone held a gun to her head and forced her to have twenty million elective operations on her body in an effort to turn her into a more plastic version of a Barbie doll. And now that she has "scars" she regrets the whole thing! SOB. Heidi gave an "exclusive" interview to Life & Style Magazine for their cover story this week - and she even did a photo shoot with the magazine, showing off some of her plastic surgery scars. Heidi claims that she has terrible scarring from her watermelon-sized breast implants (shock!), her brow lift (gasp!), and her ass/back-scooping crap (gross). And there's more!

Heidi sits down with Life & Style for an exclusive interview and photo shoot to share the unglamorous aftereffects of her plastic surgery, one year later.

Heidi Montag was seeking perfection when she famously underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in November 2009. Now a year later, Heidi reveals her operation-room battle wounds for the first time to Life & Style.

"Parts of my body definitely look worse than they did presurgery," she told Life & Style exclusively at a photo shoot on Dec. 2. "This is not what I signed up for."

The former Hills star reveals a series of unsightly scars, red inflammation and uneven body parts including: a 2-inch-long raised blemish under her chin from her chin reduction, two caterpillar-size bald spots along her hairline from a brow lift, a horrifying jagged line behind her ears from having her ears pinned back, lumpy legs and four spots left on her lower back and below the buttocks from botched liposuction, a bright-red mark inside her right nostril, uneven boobs, a stretched mark on her chest and deep scars around her nipples from a second boob job.

"The big dark mark from my chin reduction is probably the most noticeable. But the absolute worst is on my breasts, and the scariest is below my butt cheek," Heidi tells Life & Style. "People have fewer scars from car accidents than I have on my body."

Heidi says the scars are constant reminders that she made a big mistake.

"I would love to not be 'plastic girl' or whatever they call me. Surgery ruined my career and my personal life and just brought a lot of negativity into my world. I wish I could jump into a time machine and take it all back. Instead, I'm always going to feel like Edward Scissorhands."

[From Life & Style]

Do you feel for Heidi? I don't. I don't even think Heidi has a "disease" - like body dysmorphic disorder. I think she's just a famewhore who got a lot of dumb, unnecessary surgeries in an attempt to get attention and now she's milking the after-effects for more sympathy and pity (attention!).

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Cover and additional photo courtesy of Life & Style.

Naughty drunken Santas arrested at mall in Dayton, Ohio

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 06:29 AM PST

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This story exposed me to gatherings I’ve never heard of before called SantaCon. Apparently people dressed in Santa suits get together at different cities around the world and go out to bars and get wasted. They sing dirty songs that you can download online, give dirty presents to adults and bill themselves as “a non-denominational, non-commercial, non-political and non-sensical Santa Claus convention that occurs once a year for absolutely no reason.” There are videos of their drunken public gatherings on YouTube along with plenty of pictures on Flickr. It’s like a flash mob of wasted Santas. From what I can find, the last major issue with a SantaCon gathering was in 2008 in Aukland, New Zealand when the naughty santas caused a riot and started robbing stores and assaulting security. Compared to the riot of ‘08, this latest SantaCon escapade is relatively minor. A few Santas on the sauce were arrested for wreaking havoc at a mall in Dayton, Ohio.

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Nearly a hundred Santa’s drunk at the Dayton mall caused a major disturbance, according to Miami Township police.

“It was right there in the middle of the mall. The kids were scared to death. They’re arresting Santa Claus. That’s what we live for. It’s the Christmas spirit,” said Chris Tussey who quickly recorded an arrest a woman dressed in a Santa suit on his cell phone.

“Cops were everywhere. Santa’s were running everywhere with their hats. It was, yeah, one of the most craziest things I’ve ever seen in my life,” said Tussey.

Sgt. Paul Nienhaus with Miami Township Police says the Santas were “part of a social group or organization called ‘Santa Con’ that started out as a pub crawl the same evening.”

We found them on the web at www.santacon.info. The group says they have members across the country, even the globe, who organize these pub crawls then go to public places.

According to their site, they give out candy to kids and naughty toys to adults. Then they sing Christmas songs from their song book that is full of naughty lyrics.

“I’m not sure if their goal was to sing Christmas carols or not. They never really got that far. They did make it into the mall and apparently got very noisy, shouting and apparently scared a lot of people there,” said Sgt. Nienhaus.

Mall security wanted them out and off of the private property. Tussey says that is when it got crazy.

“All the Santas are running like every which way. They’re dispersing and people in the mall, you know, they’re getting a little worried because, you know, now cops are filing in from all exits and doors and everywhere.”

The woman caught on Tussey’s cell phone and another woman were both arrested for resisting arrest. Police say the rest of the Santa’s complied and left the mall.

“It was the most craziest thing I’ve seen. The mall was like a stampede. Everyone was exited, you know trying to get out of there,” said Tussey.

[From News10.net via Radar Online]

Here’s what bothers me about these Santacons: “won’t anyone think of the children?” The NYC Santacon has “Don’t f*ck with kids” as one of their main rules, along with “Don’t f*ck with cops, security or Santa.” It’s hardly enough to keep a drunken mob of Santas from confusing any kids who still believe in the old guy. My son is six and is just starting to ask whether Santa is real. I give him a noncommittal answer like “Some people believe in Santa and some people don’t.” What would I tell him if we saw a bunch of crazy Santas at the mall, “Those are just Santa imposters who’ve had too much Peppermint Schnapps?” It sounds like this SantaCon concept, like flash mobs in general, is just about played out. Who I am kidding? It looks like a lot of fun. You know what we need next - BrideCons. Women dressed in their bridal gowns getting drunk together. I would so do that. It would be like a mass bachelorette party after we’re well aware of the reality of marriage.

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SantaCon photos taken throughout the US used under attribution license thanks to Toast of Life, Orin Zebest, Elly Jonez, Jason Wilson, Misserion and Jesse Millan (header image) on Flickr.

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Nicole Kidman on her adopted kids: “They live with Tom, which was their choice”

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 06:24 AM PST

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Nicole Kidman is still doing press in support of her critically acclaimed turn in Rabbit Hole, the film that will likely score Kidman yet another Oscar nomination, maybe. During some of the press for Rabbit Hole, Nicole has made constant reference to her daughter Sunday Rose, and, as often happens with Nicole, she often sounds like being a mother to Sunday is her first go-around as a parent. It's not that Nicole "forgets" that she has two children with Tom Cruise (Connor and Isabella), it's that she often makes reference to how "amazing" it is to a parent this time around, and all the things she's learned as a parent now, stuff like that. It's not forgetting… it's like her adopted children are an afterthought, a side note, and simply not as important as Sunday Rose. Anyway, Nicole was recently interviewed in Hello Magazine, and they asked her about Isabella and Connor. Her response was… interesting:

Nicole Kidman has admitted that she is sad that her two adopted children chose to live with ex-husband Tom Cruise. Isabella, 18, and Connor, 15, live in America with Cruise, his wife Katie Holmes and their four-year-old daughter Suri, but Nicole said that she has to respect and accept their decision.

She told Hello! Magazine, ‘They live with Tom, which was their choice. I’d love them to live with us, but what can you do?’

The actress welcomed daughter Sunday Rose with new husband Keith Urban in July 2008, and said she was named after their favourite day of the week.

‘When we were both alone, before we met each other, Sunday was the day we dreaded most, because when you don’t have someone in your life Sundays can be really lonely,’ she explained.

‘Then when we met, we went from dreading Sunday to really loving it. It was the day when nobody was going to bother you, you could stay in bed, you could do what you wanted to do. We just thought, ‘What a great name for our baby!’ It’s a beautiful thing at 43 to have a two-and-a-half year old.’

[From Monsters and Critics]

It's just… strange. I have no doubt that Tom Cruise pulled some kind of Scientology blackmail/black magic to get custody of Connor and Isabella, and maybe Nicole didn't really fight him on that. But I don't really know - I mean, who does? Who knows what goes on with Tom anyway?

In addition to those comments, Nicole also told the Associated Press: “It took me so long to get pregnant and have a baby, so I have enormous gratitude. I have two grown children with that enormous gratitude that they are healthy and sane and together and are great, great people. So I’m not one of those people that needs to be reminded of what I have.” Does anyone else get the feeling that Nicole hasn't even seen Isabella and Connor in YEARS? What's up with that?

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 03: Actress Nicole Kidman discusses the new film Rabbit Hole at the Apple Store Soho on December 3, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

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NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 02: Actress Nicole Kidman attends the premiere of Rabbit Hole at the Paris Theatre on December 2, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

Raccoon McPantless: “I heard that Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England!”

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 06:02 AM PST

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What are we going to do with little Raccoon McPantless? The girl is seriously dumb. Like, Jessica Simpson-level dumb. And our Raccoon is proud of her stupidity too - she doesn't want to go to school or read a book or do anything besides be a pantless raccoon. Sigh… tough days ahead for Raccoons. Anyway, a few days ago, Raccoon was performing with her band, The Pretty Reckless, in Glasgow, Scotland. Yes, SCOTLAND. And our little Raccoon uttered these words to the crowd: "I heard that Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England!" Here's the video:

It’s one pitfall of live music that has been experienced many slow-witted performers around the globe for years, but when you mistake a Scottish crowd for an English one, perhaps the act of ‘forgetting what country you are in’ is taken to a whole new level.

This is what happened to Taylor Momsen as she took to Glasgow with her band The Pretty Reckless on 13 December — and unsuprisingly she was on the receiving end of a symphony of boos as the crowd twigged onto her slip-up.

As reported by the Daily Record, she told the audience that her band have “heard that Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England”, but despite an initial cheer, her pep-talk statement fell flat on its face.

Paul Krane, who was at the gig, said: “People began to cheer as they presumed she was going to say Scotland, but when the penny dropped all you could hear was boos. It was right at the start of the gig and it took the shine off it. I was really looking forward to it, but after Taylor said that it just left a bad taste. She didn’t even apologise.”

Thankfully for the patriotic Scots, the Gossip Girl star took to Twitter after to apologise, but it might not hold quite enough repentance to ensure a smooth visit next time she is in Glasgow. She said, “Glasgow, I love you, I now HAVE to tour SCOTLAND (haha, sorry bout the slip up!)”

[From AOL UK]

Okay, at least she has a sense of humor about her dumb mix-up? Urgh… I guess. I also have to admit that I doubt most Americans would even see the problem with this - we're not even great with our own geography, much less another's country's. Not everyone has a fetish for Scottish men, you know (mm… Butler moobs). Hopefully, Scottish men don't have a thing for raccoons!

Thanks to Wanda for the tip!

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Tracy Morgan gets a kidney transplant, will miss some tapings of 30 Rock

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 06:00 AM PST

NEW YORK - OCTOBER 02: (L-R) Actor Tracy Morgan and Tanisha Hall attend Comedy Central's Night Of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert For Autism Education at the Beacon Theatre on October 2, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)
Mild 30 Rock Spoilers in quoted text below
Comic Tracy Morgan had a kidney transplant on December 10 and will have to miss at least two tapings of 30 Rock. Morgan has diabetes and recently explained that he keeps it in check after being warned by a doctor that he might need a foot amputation. I had no idea that he was so sick. Apparently Morgan is recovering nicely, though. He was seen out at a Nicks game just last Friday and his rep says that he’s doing well.

Morgan — who plays Tracy Jordan, the star of the NBC comedy’s show within a show, TGS — will be absent from at least two episodes this spring as he’s currently resting from a recent kidney transplant.

“Tracy is doing well and taking some much needed time to recover after the surgery,” a rep for the funnyman, 42, tells UsMagazine.com. “He is looking forward to going back to work after the holidays.”

Tina Fey and the rest of the writing staff reportedly plan to explain his absence by saying his character has some sort of meltdown after a good thing happens to him.

Morgan, who was spotted at a Knicks game Friday, told Us in June that he dropped 10 pounds by following NutriSystem.

“I’m not obese or anything, but I wanted to come down off the weight and lower my blood pressure,” he explains. “And I’m diabetic — it’s great for that.”

[From US Weekly]

Entertainment Weekly, which broke the news about Morgan’s kidney transplant, has a quote from Morgan from last year about how he realized his diabetes was serious. He said “I feel fortunate to have the disease but not have it affect me. My first season on 30 Rock, I wasn’t taking the disease seriously. Then one day I got really sick. The doctor was like, “Hey, listen, we may have to take your foot.” That was it for me. Now I take my insulin every day. My blood sugar doesn’t get over 120.”

Thank goodness he’s ok now and was given a donor kidney. He probably had serious renal disease to be eligible for a kidney. We didn’t even hear that he was on dialysis so he must have been keeping his medical issues under wraps. Best wishes to Morgan for a quick and full recovery!

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NEW YORK - JULY 27: Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan attends 'The Darker Side of Green' debate at The Bowery Hotel on July 27, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)

Ashton Kutcher’s mistress auctions off the sweater he allegedly gave her

Posted: 21 Dec 2010 05:46 AM PST

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After (allegedly) boning Demi lookalike Brittney Jones on the couch in his family’s living room, Ashton Kutcher supposedly gave her a gray sweater to wear home and/or as some kind of parting gift. Jones recently put out a sex tape with another guy. While she feebly claims she’s trying to block it she waited until she lost weight to film it and it’s released by porn giant Vivid, suggesting she got a decent payment. Now Jones is selling the morning after sweater on eBay, complete with a glamorous picture of her posing in the item. Here’s the report from TMZ:

Brittney Jones — the woman who claims she had an affair with Ashton Kutcher — now claims she has one of Ashton’s sweaters … and she’s selling it on eBay.

Brittney posted the sweater over the weekend with an initial asking price of $500, along with this note: “This sweater was given to me after spending the night with Ashton. I no longer have any attachment to this sweater and I am hoping someone else will enjoy it.”

Ashton has been adamant he had nothing to do with Jones — and has tried blocking a sex tape featuring Jones (Ashton’s not in it). Jones is also fighting to keep the tape from going public.

[From TMZ]

Bidding is up to $20,000 at this point. At least some of the bidders driving up the price of the item have either no feedback or just one feedback rating, suggesting they’re either not serious about the bids or are inflating the price on Jones’ behalf. I wouldn’t put it past her to engage in shill bidding. After all, this woman got famous by sleeping with Ashton Kutcher, selling her story to the tabloids, putting out nude photos and then a sex tape. We know her morality meter is in the basement.

On another note, I kind of love that this trick knows just how to continue to squeeze mileage out of her five minutes of sleeping with Ashton. That’s got to drive him crazy. I don’t know whether to feel sorry for Demi or not given that she’s staying with him.

Oh and remember how Ashton said he would sue Star Magazine for this story? That hasn’t happened yet now has it?

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Photo by: Dennis Van Tyne/starmaxinc.com 2010  11/4/10 Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at a press conference on Human Trafficking at the United Nations. (NYC) Photo via Newscom

MOSCOW, RUSSIA. OCTOBER 31, 2010. American actress Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher pose for a photo before a gala dinner at Ritz Carlton Hotel where a charity auction was held to raise money for the DNA Foundation. (Photo ITAR-TASS / Alexandra Mudrats) Photo via Newscom

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