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- Juno Temple Wants To Be A Lingerie Designer
- Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Try To Appeal To Geeks This Halloween
- Rihanna Forgives Chris Brown For Beating The Crap Out Of Her, Wishes Him Well
- Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Mistress Spills Juicy Details To Us Weekly
- 5 Ideas For Courtney Stodden’s Reality Show
- PETA Is Pissed Off At Tyler Shields’ Raw Meat Photoshoot With Mischa Barton
- The Daily WTF: Scientists Say Bigfoot Is Real!
- Check Out This Bizarre Fan Tribute To The Hunger Games‘ Josh Hutcherson On His Birthday
- Hot Shots: Matthew McConaughey, Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, and Matt Bomer Are Shirtless On The Magic Mike Set
- A Guide For Surviving Human Centipede II
| Juno Temple Wants To Be A Lingerie Designer Posted: 12 Oct 2011 11:16 AM PDT
The teenage trollop Juno Temple so boisterously plays in new film Dirty Girl would certainly not approve of the outfit the English actress is wearing today. Dressed head-to-platform-bootied-toe in Miu Miu, Temple, 22, looks ladylike and New York-y. And absolutely nothing at all like Danielle, the hot-pants-wearing Oklahoman hell raiser who is the heart and soul of the movie. Lucky sat down with Temple to get her take on the film and its fashion—the movie meticulously mines the '80s for everything from music to puffy pink paint to feathered hair. (Check out Milla Jovovich's do in the trailer.) She also had a lot to say about underwear—specifically Victorian underpinnings. We’ll explain…read on. I like your shoes. These are so comfortable! I'm wearing Miu Miu again tonight for the premiere. They're my favorite. I'll be wearing bright blue glitter heels. Sensational! Miu Miu does those amazing glitter boots too, with the crisscrosses on them. I have a pair of those. They're amazing. You are going to be a good person to talk to about fashion, I can tell already! I want to be a lingerie designer at some point in my life. I heard about that. What sparked your interest in Victorian lingerie? When I was pretty young I started wearing vintage slips and little vintage onesies from the Victorian ages over fishnet tights with biker boots, and it kind of became my thing. I love corsetry and, let's be honest, being a woman is a pretty powerful thing. Underwear just makes you feel good. I'm not a huge makeup person, so in the morning it's more about picking out my underwear set. I'm wearing the Juno set by Agent Provocateur today. I'm a huge Agent Provocateur fan, and I just think underwear is such a sensual, beautiful thing. If you're wearing great underwear, you can take over the world! Do you actually sketch your own designs? I do and I really hope I can make it happen. I don't want to stop acting at all, but I hope on the side I can do some lingerie designing. You were born in 1989. What's your take on the '80s? Does it seem like a fabulous time to you, a cheesy time, or both? I've never been crazy about '80s fashion. Except for some Azzedine Alaia. My mom has a beautiful collection that I've started dabbling in! But my parents were very busy in the '80s doing a lot of rock n' roll music videos, so my picture of the '80s was very different than the Dirty Girl picture of the '80s.The movie is colorful and pop-y. I grew up with a much more punk, rock ‘n' roll idea of the time. It was really exciting to get to explore a different part of it because it is much more feminine. Much more girly, and at heart I'm a very girly human being. Your character has some, let's say, attention-getting, outfits. I like the fact that my character has more '70s clothing in a '80s world. She's got on her mom's hand-me-downs. I think the '70s and the '90s are my two favorite time periods for clothing. It was really fun to wear all the little rompers and the amazing platform shoes. I got to have this long sleek hair with these beautiful Farrah Fawcett bangs. I think of the '80s as, like, bad perms. So that was fun. Danielle sticks out like a sore thumb in her high school, especially in Oklahoma where everyone's much more straight laced. Yes, she looks slutty but in a daaaaamn awesome way! You seem like a real style chameleon. How do you describe your style? I think it's important as an actress to be able to change your look up. In my personal life, my friends tease me for being a bag lady because I'm normally looking quite homeless. Grunge is my favorite. I like to buy a lot of ripped boy jeans, flannel shirts, oversized T-shirts, round sunglasses, lots of necklaces, lots of eyeliner. But I also like the style from movies like Clueless and The Craft. Oh my gosh, I wish I'd brought my bag with me to show you. I have a "Clueless" bag, it's the new Prada thing, their fluffy bag. You're going to die when you see it! I named it, because it's my favorite thing in the world. It's called Clarence. It's hot pink—this big fur bag, not real fur, like proper old fake fuzz-fur—with a little Prada sign and a metal chain. It's very Clueless. It sounds crazy—in a good way. I like kilts and knee-highs too, love them! I almost wore that today, actually. What are some of your favorite places to shop? There's one specific thrift store near my house in Los Feliz, called Squaresville. They have a really cool mixture of great old clothes slash second-hand designer stuff. I bought an Alexander McQueen dress there for like 75 bucks and it's amazing. I'm a big flea market girl too. I like the Melrose Fairfax Flea Market. And I grew up going to the South of France, so I went to a lot of beautiful flea markets there. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Try To Appeal To Geeks This Halloween Posted: 12 Oct 2011 11:13 AM PDT Do you recognize the tiny, fashionable bodies beneath the Darth Vader and Stormtrooper helmets? The lattes/lightsabers might tip you off—it’s Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, filming a Halloween-themed ad for their fashion and social networking site StyleMint. StyleMint has interactive quizzes for its monthly T-shirts, but for October the twins decided to step in and up their geek cred. This video below starts off the quiz; if you get the right answer, you’ll be treated to the Olsens dancing around in their Star Wars outfits. We can only assume that a later video features the girls’ homage to Christopher Nolan‘s The Dark Knight Rises: Here, Mary-Kate grabs Catwoman’s whip and a very Halle Berry-esque mask, while Ashley is the strong and silent type as Batman himself. So, are they trying to get in good with geeks who might stumble across their StyleMint quiz, or did they just figure they’d choose the most obvious and universal Halloween costumes?
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| Rihanna Forgives Chris Brown For Beating The Crap Out Of Her, Wishes Him Well Posted: 12 Oct 2011 11:08 AM PDT The just-released Rihanna cover story in the November issue of Esquire contains much to be uncomfortable about. The intense focus on sexuality to the exclusion of Rihanna’s other attributes might give some people pause. The accompanying video was also puzzling to me; do men really fantasize about ravishing a woman all covered in dirt and seaweed? When I try to place myself in that fantasy, all I can think about is the amount of dirt that would get on the guy’s penis, and how much I would not want that dirt in my vagina. Maybe some male readers of Crushable can weigh in. (Do we have male readers?) But the most heartbreaking part, in my opinion, came when Rihanna was asked about Chris Brown, and gave this answer without skipping a beat:
Really, Rihanna? You think it’s great how he convinced everyone it wasn’t such a big deal after he beat the living shit out of you? And you are excited over his career breakthrough? Furthermore, you like his music and wish him well? This is profoundly upsetting to me. I’m not saying she shouldn’t heal from the experience. It’s not healthy to feel angry and upset about something forever. But to actively wish him well, and imply that he deserves to have a wonderful career? It seems like something is way wrong here. Ask anyone who’s been assaulted. Assuming you aren’t stuck in a tragic cycle of self-blaming, you do not send your fucking attacker flowers. Was this statement driven by self-blame, or the knowledge that the pop music establishment has for some reason decided that Chris Brown still gets to have a career, which she must now condone or risk being seen as an “angry woman”? Either way, fuck that. Rihanna might forgive Chris Brown, but I don’t. See also: this wonderful article on our sister site The Gloss. (Via Esquire) Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Ashton Kutcher’s Alleged Mistress Spills Juicy Details To Us Weekly Posted: 12 Oct 2011 10:00 AM PDT Because our culture is currently set up such that we care a lot when celebrities cheat on their spouses, there has been an enormous amount of attention on this “Ashton Kutcher Cheats On Demi Moore” story. Alleged “mistress” (in scare quotes because does a one night stand really confer “mistress” status on someone?) Sara Leal reportedly wanted $250,000 to tell her side of the story, and I have no doubt tabloids were scrambling over one another for a chance to give it to her. The tabloid that emerged victorious in this struggle was apparently Us Weekly, which will publish a multitude of details from their “exclusive sit down with Leal” this coming Friday. They’ve already published a few tidbits from the interview on their website, and these tidbits are as follows: -Sara Leal met Ashton at a “wild, all-night party in his suite at San Diego’s Hard Rock Hotel,” on his six year anniversary with Demi Moore. How poetic. -He displayed a type of sexual aggression that many might find uncharacteristic of Ashton Kutcher:
-Ashton Kutcher is not (I repeat not!) “weird or perverted” in the sack. (This I can believe.) -He used the ol’ “my wife and I are separated” line on her. As if Ashton Kutcher needs to use that line. Good looking out for Sara Leal’s guilty conscience, I guess? -Ashton Kutcher didn’t use a condom when he cheated on his wife! This is very bad! -Ashton Kutcher laughed at everything she said. Because he was stoned. -Ashton Kutcher likes to talk politics after he has sex with a lady. -Ashton Kutcher enjoys the moments when he gets to drop the heavy mantle of “Ashton Kutcher, Hollywood actor” and just be real with someone:
Thirsty for more? Check out Us Weekly, on newsstands this Friday! Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| 5 Ideas For Courtney Stodden’s Reality Show Posted: 12 Oct 2011 09:21 AM PDT
1. Medical Mystery: Courtney Stodden (TLC) A team of doctors struggle to understand Courtney Stodden's condition. Her symptoms include rapid aging, slurred speech, and a pathological obsession with alliteration—can the teen bride be cured? Each week, Courtney will be subjected to a series of tests designed to determine the root of her bizarrely bodacious behavior. Results are expected to be inconclusive. 2. Celebrity Rehab: Doug Addiction (VH1) On Twitter, Courtney revealed her debilitating addiction to Doug. Most assumed she was referring exclusively to her husband Doug Hutchison, but Courtney's need for Doug goes far beyond that. With Dr. Drew's help, she will struggle to conquer her compulsion to rent Douglas Fairbanks movies, read Douglas Adams books, watch bootleg DVDs of Nickelodeon's Doug, and incessantly do "the dougie." 3. Scared Straight With Courtney Stodden (A&E) Courtney wants to use her fame for a good cause, which is why she'll be showing young women the error of their ways. Girls who are on the path to careers in medicine and science will be shown how much more fun it is to write incomprehensible tweets accompanied by salacious bikini pics. At the end of the season, the "scared straight" teens will have to choose between a college education and marrying a fiftysomething actor. 4. Courtney's Super Sweet 17 (MTV) Who says 16-year-olds get to have all the fun? Now that she's 17, Courtney wants the biggest birthday bash any teen bride could hope for. Can the party planner keep up with Courtney's extravagant and nonsensical requests? Is it legal to dye an entire zoo of animals pink? Lucky party guests will be treated to a live performance of Courtney's new album. The only gift she requires is attention. 5. Hoarders: Courtney and Doug (A&E) Surprised that Courtney and Doug are hoarders? Here's a sample of what Dr. Zasio and the clean-up crew will find over the course of the season: 67 thesauruses, 213 bottles of pink hair dye (for dogs), 48 lip liners, and a staggering 822 copies of The Green Mile signed by Doug. The biggest shock will come when the team finally clears a path to the basement, only to discover five feet of bronzer. Post from: Crushable  |
| PETA Is Pissed Off At Tyler Shields’ Raw Meat Photoshoot With Mischa Barton Posted: 12 Oct 2011 09:12 AM PDT
The animal rights group is referring, we assume, to Lady Gaga‘s raw meat dress at the 2010 MTV VMAs. Always eager for press, they gave an exclusive statement to TooFab:
It’s this kind of narrow-mindedness that I can’t stand. PETA needs to get it through their thick skulls that not everyone is going to convert to vegetarianism. There is nothing wrong with eating meat (properly, yes), and they can’t keep using the argument about how the animal was killed. It’s dead; you can’t bring it back to life, so get over it. And really, PETA cares more about the animal that created this slab of meat than the mental state of a failed actress — a human, let’s not forget — who would agree to such a gross, unappealing shoot? We may not agree with Tyler’s artistic choices, but we have to applaud him for his response:
Not sure if he’s joking or being serious — PETA’s idea of a campaign is to have Pamela Anderson and Alyssa Milano wear lettuce clothing — but either way… Good one. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| The Daily WTF: Scientists Say Bigfoot Is Real! Posted: 12 Oct 2011 09:09 AM PDT
A group of experts from places as far as Sweden and Canada met in the Kemerovo region of Russia — the remote spot 2,000 miles east of Moscow where the creature is suspected to roam — for a day-long conference. They examined evidence including hairs, footprints, and a bed they believe could belong to the creature. A statement reports:
Wow, wow, wow! Could it be true? Could Bigfoot actuallt be real? If he is, I want one as a pet or maybe a husband. Post from: Crushable  |
| Check Out This Bizarre Fan Tribute To The Hunger Games‘ Josh Hutcherson On His Birthday Posted: 12 Oct 2011 09:08 AM PDT Today Josh Hutcherson turns 19! You’re seeing a lot of him lately because he plays Peeta Mellark in the highly-anticipated film version of The Hunger Games (out next March). But Josh has been in Hollywood for a long time as the child actor starting to slide into more adult roles. Chances are you also saw (but didn’t recognize) him in Bridge to Terabithia, Cirque du Freak, and last summer’s hit The Kids Are All Right. Trying to find something to commemorate his birthday, we stumbled across this very strange fan video on YouTube. It’s a tribute to Josh, in part through his movie roles as the snarky little kid, but it also features personal videos he makes with his friends and a strange montage of him licking his lips during interviews. Our conclusion? He seems like a normal 19-year-old guy, and his fans are very attentive. Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Posted: 12 Oct 2011 08:21 AM PDT
You guys, I have a brilliant idea: Magic Mike action figures! Instead of finding them inside McDonalds Happy Meals, they come free with every martini. Collect all four and then take two Advil. Post from: Crushable  |
| A Guide For Surviving Human Centipede II Posted: 12 Oct 2011 08:00 AM PDT
But that's easier said than done. Human Centipede II is exactly as disgusting as you've heard, and if you don't properly prepare yourself, you're not going to make it. Here's a step-by-step guide to enduring the most horrifying cinematic experience since, uh, the first Human Centipede, I guess? 1. Desensitize yourself. Watch as many gross-out flicks as you can endure. Bonus points if they feature coprophagy (don't look that up). My picks: Salo, Pink Flamingos, Human Centipede. 2. Repeat the "it's only a movie" mantra. Sometimes we get so lost in a film that we lose our sense of reality entirely. It's kind of fun when we're watching Real Steel but completely nauseating during Human Centipede II. So! Movie. Actors. Special effects. 3. Speculate on the effects. What goes into making fake movie blood, or viscera, or—you know? How do you train a centipede? Did the actor playing Martin get eyeball implants? Focus on how the magician does it and not on the horrifying finished product. 4. Pay close attention to Ashlynn Yennie's hygiene discussion. According to Ashlynn, who starred in the first film, all parts of the centipede took showers before each take to avoid butt-smell. Take comfort in that. I know I did. 5. Drink a lot of Diet Coke. No one can fault you for needing to pee if you drink a lot of Diet Coke. 6. Crush some Xanax in your Diet Coke. Only if you're prescribed Xanax. I'm not advocating taking illicit drugs. Note: you can probably get Xanax prescribed if you tell your doctor you're going to see Human Centipede II. 7. Think about what you had for dinner last night. It's not cheating to just disassociate entirely. While Martin carves up his victims, you can relive the giant plate of pasta you used all your Weight Watchers splurge points on. Just don't think about what the centipede parts have to eat. FEED HER. FEED HER. 8. Stop thinking about what you had for dinner last night. It got weird. 9. Close your eyes behind a pair of dark sunglasses. If all else fails, this is a surefire way to not pass out. And if anyone asks why you're wearing sunglasses in a movie theater, tell him to mind his own business. Maybe you had your eyes dilated earlier in the day. Maybe you don't know my life. 10. Pretend you're Ryan Gosling again. Do you think Ryan Gosling ever gets grossed out by anything? Pssh. He will literally stomp a person's head to pieces without so much as breaking a sweat. (Remember, Ryan Gosling is every fictional character he plays.) If you've followed all of the above, there's a good chance you will last all the way through Human Centipede II. Well done, you! Your date now officially sees you as a total bad-ass. The only real downside is that Human Centipede II may be the ultimate cinematic boner-killer. In fact, if your date still wants to have sex after seeing it, ditch him or her at the theater. Sneak into Real Steel—or better yet, another screening of Drive. You've earned it. Post from: Crushable  |
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Much to no one's surprise, Courtney Stodden is getting a reality show. And if you know me at all, you know I think about Courtney Stodden more than I think about any other human being. Naturally I've spent the past few weeks (months?) speculating on what this series will look like, and I've come up with several ideas. (Note to television producers: these are all up for grabs, although an executive producer credit is kind of expected. We'll be in touch.)
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Sasquatch, yeti, bigfoot, abominable snowman: the mythical creature of many names might not actually be all that mythical. Scientists claim to be 95% certain that the ape-like creature is currently living in the Siberian tundra.
Outside of being Ryan Gosling, there's nothing sexier than an adventurous personality. So how do you let your date know you live life on the edge? There was a time when ordering the fatal blowfish sushi was considered dangerous, but we live in a post-Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern world. It's going to take more than a little risky eating to assert yourself as a thrillseeker. My suggestion? Successfully make it through a screening of Human Centipede II.| You are subscribed to email updates from Crushable To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
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