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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.10.12
- Kanye West Used To Watch Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape While Having Sex
- Jessica Simpson: Master of Deception
- Rihanna Got A New Underboob Tattoo
- Christian Bale’s Flying Little Kids With Cancer To Disneyland Now
- Pregnant Holly Madison In A Bikini And Other News
- The Taliban Are Trying To Kill Prince Harry
- Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Got Married
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.10.12 Posted: 10 Sep 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that I actually had to whittle down because Jesus was there a ton of fuckery afoot today. I’m just gonna jump right into it with Bieber‘s little bro getting further with Selena than Justin ever has, Halle Berry recognizing the importance of film promotion, Meg Ryan, who apparently Read More ...  |
| Kanye West Used To Watch Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape While Having Sex Posted: 10 Sep 2012 12:24 PM PDT        It’s a fact that all porn stars are empty shells of a person who are incapable of human emotion and willing to trade sex in exchange for money and/or publicity to make more money. Which worked out really well for Kanye West because that’s basically all he wanted Kim Kardashian for. And by basically I Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson: Master of Deception Posted: 10 Sep 2012 11:38 AM PDT        Here’s Jessica Simpson in New York today where she’s getting ready to make her big post-baby body reveal and trying to build up suspense by wearing a dress with a built-in gut curtain. (Do dresses have that? Despite my appreciation for ruggedly handsome penises, I swear I’m not a chick, so I wouldn’t know.) A Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Got A New Underboob Tattoo Posted: 10 Sep 2012 09:56 AM PDT        Here’s Rihanna walking out of a tattoo shop in London last night where she apparently decided to honor her late grandmother by getting a tattoo of the Goddess Isis directly beneath her boobs. Because if there’s one thing the elderly love, it’s having the man who brutally beat your granddaughter go, “Damn, your titties always Read More ...  |
| Christian Bale’s Flying Little Kids With Cancer To Disneyland Now Posted: 10 Sep 2012 09:08 AM PDT  When we last left Christian Bale he quietly slipped into Aurora, Colorado like goddamn Batman and made a surprise visit to victims of The Dark Knight Rises shooting. Now he’s flying little kids with cancer to Disneyland to have lunch with him. Via E! News: Charlene Barber continued by sharing her family’s experience with Bale Read More ...  |
| Pregnant Holly Madison In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 10 Sep 2012 08:30 AM PDT        - How Blake Lively pulled off getting Ryan Reynolds to marry her and probably knock her up. - If it isn’t a given by now, this link is full of hot chicks. - Kristen Stewart says everything with Twilight is going to be “totally fine.” - Obama clears up that Nicki Read More ...  |
| The Taliban Are Trying To Kill Prince Harry Posted: 10 Sep 2012 07:41 AM PDT        So remember when I joked about The Queen wanting some sort of “accident” to happen to Prince Harry after his naked party pics embarrassed the Royal Family? Uhhhh… “We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping,” Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid told Reuters by telephone from an undisclosed Read More ...  |
| Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Got Married Posted: 10 Sep 2012 06:36 AM PDT        Ryan Reynolds has barely been divorced from Scarlett Johansson for a year, but Blake Lively has awesome breasts, so you can see the pickle he was in here. People reports: A source confirms to PEOPLE that the couple tied the knot Sunday night at Boone Hall Plantation in Mt. Pleasant, S.C., just outside of Charleston. Read More ...  |
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