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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12
- Seth MacFarlane’s Banging The Khaleesi
- Madonna Calls Obama A Black Muslim, Threatens To Strip If He’s Re-Elected. NOT HELPING.
- Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into A Swimsuit To Soak Up That Sweet Sex Tape Press
- Getting Arrested ‘Exacerbated’ Lindsay Lohan’s Pneumonia That She Doesn’t Have
- Rihanna Tweeted Prayers And Support For Chris Brown’s Probation Hearing, Isn’t Wearing Pants
- Paris Hilton (In A Bikini) Has A New Boyfriend, Hope He Likes AIDS, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.25.12 Posted: 25 Sep 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where the International John Travolta Is Secretly Gay And It’s Goddamn Awkward For Everyone Tour continues right along, Chris Brown worries that he might not have time to get a pot leaf tattooed on his face before the next one of these, Cassandra Peterson or Elivra or whoever Read More ...  |
| Seth MacFarlane’s Banging The Khaleesi Posted: 25 Sep 2012 11:45 AM PDT        When we last Seth MacFarlane he was doing Ryan Phillipe a solid by regularly ejaculating into the hole Ryan’s illegitimate unborn child would eventually fall out of. A move that apparently impressed the shit out of Emilia Clarke, Daenerys from Game of Thrones, who started banging Seth a month later, so just assume Ryan Phillippe Read More ...  |
| Madonna Calls Obama A Black Muslim, Threatens To Strip If He’s Re-Elected. NOT HELPING. Posted: 25 Sep 2012 10:21 AM PDT  Because she’s an idiot, Madonna genuinely believed she could influence the outcome of the presidential election in Obama‘s favor by calling him America’s first black Muslim president and then promising to strip if he’s re-elected. So if someone could patch me through to Mitt Romney, I’d like to congratulate him on his win. Good race. Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into A Swimsuit To Soak Up That Sweet Sex Tape Press Posted: 25 Sep 2012 08:55 AM PDT        For reasons that I’m sure have absolutely nothing to do with sex tape rumors floating around about her boyfriend, Kim Kardashian slapped on a swimsuit and took a stroll on the beach in front of the paparazzi yesterday because she’s an incredible businesswoman who wants people to take fashion advice from a clothing shop owner Read More ...  |
| Getting Arrested ‘Exacerbated’ Lindsay Lohan’s Pneumonia That She Doesn’t Have Posted: 25 Sep 2012 08:18 AM PDT        Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on Scary Movie 5 by claiming she has walking pneumonia, yet she miraculously showed up on set after they threatened to sue her and sent a private jet to pick her up. So why not use that horseshit excuse again to blame her recent arrest for putting her in the Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Tweeted Prayers And Support For Chris Brown’s Probation Hearing, Isn’t Wearing Pants Posted: 25 Sep 2012 07:06 AM PDT        Chris Brown is still on probation for beating the ever-living shit out of Rihanna, but thanks to Stockholm Syndrome of the fists, they’re more than likely fucking again already so she tweeted the following yesterday before his hearing: - Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with you today! Remember that whatever God does Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton (In A Bikini) Has A New Boyfriend, Hope He Likes AIDS, And Other News Posted: 25 Sep 2012 06:22 AM PDT        - The Lingerie Football League Fired Multiple NFL Replacement Refs For Incompetence - Just… GODDAMN YOU, ASHTON KUTCHER! GODDAMN YOU TO HELL! - Oktoberfest-themed cleavage. Sieg heil! Wait. - Fiona Apple messed with Texas. You don’t do that. - Diddy has sex with this. - 50 Years of Bond Read More ...  |
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