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- Selena Gomez In A Bikini Is A Lady
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.17.12
- Rihanna Wants To Babysit Snooki’s Baby
- BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Ass Is Huge Now
- The Time Max Rice Trolled Gretchen Carlson
- The Whole World Has Pics of Kate Middleton and Prince William Doing Naked Stuff
- Of Course Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s In A Position To Judge Amanda Bynes
- Amanda Bynes’ Tokemobile of Death Has Finally Been Impounded
- It’s ‘Topless’ Candice Swanepoel And Other News
| Selena Gomez In A Bikini Is A Lady Posted: 17 Sep 2012 08:04 PM PDT        “I dunno, he won’t stop hiding behind the chairs on the other side of the pool. – JUSTIN, get over here. I need my lotion. – Seriously, I don’t know what his problem is. *closes legs* No, wait, here he comes. Weirdo. Anyway, what were we talking about?” Photos: Bauer-Griffin, FameFlynet, Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.17.12 Posted: 17 Sep 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, where we take a weekend’s worth of celebrity nonsense and transmute it into pure gold. It’s just like alchemy, only the gold is dick jokes. Anyway, today we’ve got Wilmer Valderrama showing us his swag bag of high tech gadgets that he will trade to teenagers for sex, Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Wants To Babysit Snooki’s Baby Posted: 17 Sep 2012 11:31 AM PDT        “And here’s how you wash your ass. Something your mama will never teach you on account of Ewoks liking their fur dry…” According to Us Magazine, Rihanna apparently offered to babysit’s Snooki‘s newborn son Lorenzo which makes me feel much better now about her pretending to get back together with Chris Brown because clearly her Read More ...  |
| BREAKING: Christina Aguilera’s Ass Is Huge Now Posted: 17 Sep 2012 10:13 AM PDT        Whatever willpower Christina Aguilera had to buy herself a pair Spanx forged in the fires of Asgard for the premiere of The Voice was apparently tossed out the window immediately after because here she is at the ALMA Awards yesterday looking like she’d be perfect for a sex tape Kanye West used to watch before Read More ...  |
| The Time Max Rice Trolled Gretchen Carlson Posted: 17 Sep 2012 09:23 AM PDT  Above is what happens when the producers of Fox & Friends desperately need to find someone, anyone, who’s young and voted for Obama but now thinks Mitt Romney is a good idea. Because instead what they, unknowingly, got was comedian Max Rice who somehow managed to make it on the air this morning (I would Read More ...  |
| The Whole World Has Pics of Kate Middleton and Prince William Doing Naked Stuff Posted: 17 Sep 2012 08:40 AM PDT        “How did they know we were going to shag in this tree?” “Just keep smiling.” On Friday, French magazine Closer published, then immediately unpublished (I mentioned they’re French, right?) topless photos of Kate Middleton and also revealed they have pics of her doing Prince William. Pics that YouPorn has now offered to pay every single Read More ...  |
| Of Course Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s In A Position To Judge Amanda Bynes Posted: 17 Sep 2012 06:59 AM PDT        Lindsay Lohan already injected herself into the Tom Cruise Girlfriend Auditions story (Which I actually read this weekend and there’s not a single word about her.), so it really shouldn’t be a surprise she’s suctioning her fire-groin into onto Amanda Bynes fiasco. Via Twitter: Why did I get put in jail and a nickelodeon star Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes’ Tokemobile of Death Has Finally Been Impounded Posted: 17 Sep 2012 06:29 AM PDT        You’d think after narrowly escaping arrest, being photographed smoking her face off behind the wheel and having a judge tell her to stay the fuck off the road which she ignored and plowed into another car anyway, Amanda Bynes might finally learn her lesson and quit driving on a suspended license. Except you’d forget to Read More ...  |
| It’s ‘Topless’ Candice Swanepoel And Other News Posted: 17 Sep 2012 06:00 AM PDT        - Jennifer Lawrence trashes Dina Lohan just in case having awesome boobs wasn’t enough. - And speaking of… Girls With Future Lower Back Problems - Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are going to be that couple. - Rick Santorum says smart people will never be conservatives. And there you have it. Read More ...  |
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