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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.18.12
- Here’s One Way To Distract From The Royal Nipples
- Amanda Bynes Freaks Out In Dressing Rooms Now
- Michael Lohan Wants You To Think He Has Suge Knight On Speed Dial
- Gwyneth Paltrow Only Lets Her Kids Watch TV In Spanish Or French Oh Jesus Christ
- Is Kim Kardashian Wearing Areola Accentuizers? And Other News
- Win a Xbox Kinect Console From ‘Pitch Perfect’
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.18.12 Posted: 18 Sep 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which definitely skews heavier on the freak show portion than this thing usually does. Starting off is Bono not realizing there’s no hot dog vender at this kind of event (Because remember when he was shirtless and fat in that pic a few weeks ago? I’ll never forget. Read More ...  |
| Here’s One Way To Distract From The Royal Nipples Posted: 18 Sep 2012 10:45 AM PDT        “Ah, yes, racism. Racism will keep the local systems in line. Or at least not looking at my wife’s tits- Wait, is that a smartphone? Dammit! Alright, then, who wants blankets? Warm, soothing to the smell blankets you want to be sure to inhale deeply from. You take’em big breaths.” Alternate Caption: Gwyneth Paltrow just Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Freaks Out In Dressing Rooms Now Posted: 18 Sep 2012 09:22 AM PDT        With her Tokemobile of Death impounded, Amanda Bynes no longer has an easy way to blow an entire day just cruising around ramming into shit. She’s like Michael Knight without KITT if KITT were a bong on wheels that murders people. So place a young girl in that position, and what else does she have Read More ...  |
| Michael Lohan Wants You To Think He Has Suge Knight On Speed Dial Posted: 18 Sep 2012 08:41 AM PDT        “Alright, shirt, it’s only a matter of time until I find your vagina and kick it. Now where’s the trigger? WHERE IS IT?!” Despite the fact everyone knows the Lindsay Lohan jewel theft fiasco ended because she blew the victim so hard his mind melted, her dad is trying to tell people it’s because he Read More ...  |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Only Lets Her Kids Watch TV In Spanish Or French Oh Jesus Christ Posted: 18 Sep 2012 07:26 AM PDT        And now for another exciting installment of “Pretentious Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Said That You Couldn’t Make Up If You Tried, God, What A Cunt.” This time around, Gwyneth opens up to InStyle about how her children Phineas and Ferb aren’t allowed to watch television that speaks the King’s English because it’s only international dialect for Read More ...  |
| Is Kim Kardashian Wearing Areola Accentuizers? And Other News Posted: 18 Sep 2012 05:42 AM PDT        - Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj already hate each other. - Girls in sports bras, anyone? - “I could tie Rupert Everett to a tree…” – Some gay people right now. - ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith thought an Onion article about him was real. - Penelope Cruz still has awesome Read More ...  |
| Win a Xbox Kinect Console From ‘Pitch Perfect’ Posted: 18 Sep 2012 05:30 AM PDT  Click over to the Celebuzz Pitch Perfect hub and enter your caption for a chance to win an Xbox Kinect 250GB console with Dance Central 2, Just Dance 3 Game Pack and other Pitch Perfect schwag. CLICK HERE TO ENTER - SPONSORED POST -Read More ...  |
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