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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12
- Amanda Bynes Attacks Paparazzi For Not Making Her Look Beautiful, Amazing People Do That
- We Get It, Blake Lively, You’re Not Pregnant
- Kanye West Made A Sex Tape With An 18-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Lookalike
- Paris Hilton Is, Like, So Sorry, Gays
- Good Morning, Amy Adams, And Other News
- Dina Lohan Wishes She Didn’t Let Lindsay Become A Child Star Now
- And Bertney Makes It A Party
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.21.12 Posted: 21 Sep 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which, as it turns out, is a momentous day for me since I learned that I now control the paparazzi with my mind. That said, it’s no surprise that we found John Travolta hitting up the smorgasbord, Benicio Del Toro not realizing he’s never getting that taste out Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Attacks Paparazzi For Not Making Her Look Beautiful, Amazing People Do That Posted: 21 Sep 2012 11:30 AM PDT        “This Passionberry Tea says it’s time get locoooo…” If you haven’t heard by now, Amanda Bynes‘ agent, publicist and lawyer all quit on her which I’m sure has absolutely nothing to do with her calling up People and saying she’s doing “amazing” despite mountains of photographic proof that she’s hemp-death on wheels, and then attacking Read More ...  |
| We Get It, Blake Lively, You’re Not Pregnant Posted: 21 Sep 2012 10:30 AM PDT        Yesterday, rumors that Blake Lively is pregnant finally got to the point that her rep had to release a statement denying reports and surprisingly without blaming the whole thing on angles and weird shirts. But just in case, Blake was later spotted on the set of Gossip Girl wearing the tightest shirt she could find Read More ...  |
| Kanye West Made A Sex Tape With An 18-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Lookalike Posted: 21 Sep 2012 09:44 AM PDT        So remember when everyone found out Kanye West used to watch Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape to get in the mood while banging groupies? Turns out he actually tried to make his own with a Kim lookalike before realizing it’d just be cheaper to buy the real one and bang it like property. RadarOnline reports: The Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton Is, Like, So Sorry, Gays Posted: 21 Sep 2012 08:03 AM PDT        Just when Paris Hilton was a lock for the 2016 GOP ticket by being racist and thinking every homosexual has AIDS, she capitulated yesterday to the gay mafia who probably held her Valtrex scripts hostage when they weren’t too busy sucking blood out of infants and starting all the wars in the world, those fanciful Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Amy Adams, And Other News Posted: 21 Sep 2012 06:24 AM PDT        - This link has Jon Hamm‘s penis in it. - Gwyneth Paltrow possibly let fat people come to her Obama fundraiser. It’s too early to tell. - Caution: Slippery When Wet. Or Bridge Freezes Before Road, whichever you find sexier. - And now it’s time to play Christina Aguilera or Juggalette? Read More ...  |
| Dina Lohan Wishes She Didn’t Let Lindsay Become A Child Star Now Posted: 21 Sep 2012 06:05 AM PDT        Presumably because Lindsay‘s just straight up taking hostages now (above), Dina Lohan is finally starting to regret pimping her daughter to the Hollywood machine, so she wouldn’t have to get a real job and just mooch off her. Except she doesn’t put exactly like that as much it’s all everybody else’s fault, she was like Read More ...  |
| Posted: 21 Sep 2012 06:00 AM PDT        Since I just posted about Lindsay and Paris, here’s Britney Spears outside Old Navy yesterday for old time’s sake. And while you’re looking at these, take a moment to reflect on the fact that the one who has the legal rights of a six-year-old ended up being the most successful. Can’t be left alone in Read More ...  |
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