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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12
- So Lindsay Lohan Blew Slash
- Courtney Stodden Bought A New Face
- Blake Lively Started Eating More After She Got Married, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
- This Is Why You Never Drink Around Tom Cruise
- Paris Hilton: ‘Eww, Gay Guys Are Gross And They All Have AIDS’
- Amanda Bynes Called People Magazine And Told Them She’s Doing ‘Amazing,’ Actually Believes It
- Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12 Posted: 20 Sep 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not Read More ...  |
| Posted: 20 Sep 2012 11:37 AM PDT        That’s the only way to read this. (Also, regarding the pics, we didn’t have any new ones of Lindsay, so we went six months into the future and got these. No biggie.) TMZ reports: It’s interesting because Lindsay was backstage at the Slash’s NYC concert minutes before she allegedly she drove her Porsche into a Read More ...  |
| Courtney Stodden Bought A New Face Posted: 20 Sep 2012 10:18 AM PDT        Now that she’s appearing on VH1′s Couple Therapy, Courtney Stodden has ramped up tweeting pics of his/her fake tits because you have to give the he/she credit, she knows Internet. (Case in point: She also constantly tweets dog photos of – wait for it – “Dourtney!”) Except in the most recent batch, her face looks Read More ...  |
| Blake Lively Started Eating More After She Got Married, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE Posted: 20 Sep 2012 09:21 AM PDT        There had to be some reason Ryan Reynolds decided to marry Blake Lively after just getting divorced from Scarlett Johansson, and because all of us in the entertainment industry are lazy as shit, it’s she’s pregnant. We’re all going with pregnant. Page Six reports: The blond beauty, back at work in New York after her Read More ...  |
| This Is Why You Never Drink Around Tom Cruise Posted: 20 Sep 2012 08:49 AM PDT        “Xenu.. mindbeams.. mindbeams in my butt.. Xenu.. Tom Berenger.. sell my dad’s company.. Xenu.. Ohmygod, that woman‘s MELTING.. Xenu.. buttrays.. Xenu.. No, I don’t want a handjob, handsome midget.. Xenu.. Xenu.. E-meter? More like butt-meter! AHAHA! Xenu.. Nah, I’ll take the Marion Cotillard train home.. Xenu..” Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton: ‘Eww, Gay Guys Are Gross And They All Have AIDS’ Posted: 20 Sep 2012 07:33 AM PDT        In case the fact that she hates black guys wasn’t proof enough that Paris Hilton is a frequent commenter on this site and/or a Republican, here she is getting caught on tape saying gay guys are “disgusting” and all have AIDS because clearly herpes is the more chic and sophisticated groin disease. RadarOnline reports: The Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Called People Magazine And Told Them She’s Doing ‘Amazing,’ Actually Believes It Posted: 20 Sep 2012 06:49 AM PDT        Just in case you weren’t sure how completely batshit Amanda Bynes is these days, yesterday she decided to just up and call People magazine to tell them she’s doing “Amazing” despite a DUI arrest, 800 hit-and-runs since then, being photographed smoking her face off while driving on a suspended license and locking herself in dressing Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News Posted: 20 Sep 2012 06:20 AM PDT        - Ashton Kutcher tells Mila Kunis he loves her on the anniversary of cheating on Demi Moore. - Apparently these girls are all going to retreat to Bikini Island never to be seen or heard from again. - When you give Lady GaGa free drugs, there better be a lot of it. Read More ...  |
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