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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12
- Seal Wants Everyone To Know Heidi Klum’s Sleeping With Her Bodyguard
- Win A Chance To Party With Kim Kardashian And Midori In Hollywood
- Porn Star James Deen Apparently Has No Problem Making Out With Janice Dickinson In Public
- So Nicki Minaj Is A Republican
- Jennifer Lopez Hired Casper Smart To Make Sure No One Photographs Her Butt In A Bikini
- Paul Haggis Confirms Scientology Was ‘Auditioning’ Girlfriends For Tom Cruise
- Courtney Stodden Is Too ‘Enhanced’ For Playboy
- Michael Clarke Duncan Died (1957 – 2012)
- Jennie Garth Wore A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.4.12 Posted: 04 Sep 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which is bursting at the seams thanks to the long weekend, coupled with the bottomless reserve of celebs looking awful and/or amazing and my shameless disposition to exploit them on your behalf. That said, we’ve got Jeremy Renner just handing these to me on a platter now, ditto Read More ...  |
| Seal Wants Everyone To Know Heidi Klum’s Sleeping With Her Bodyguard Posted: 04 Sep 2012 01:01 PM PDT        If you’re like me, you probably spend a lot of time wondering just how mad Seal gets if you violate his special camera room, and it’s apparently this mad. This is how mad he gets. Via TMZ: “I preferred Heidi would have showed a little bit more class and at least waited until we separated Read More ...  |
| Win A Chance To Party With Kim Kardashian And Midori In Hollywood Posted: 04 Sep 2012 01:00 PM PDT  MIDORI Stand Out wants to give you a chance to party in Hollywood with Kim Kardashian on September 25 along with a celebrity makeover by George Kotsiopoulos: CLICK HERE TO ENTER! - SPONSORED POST -Read More ...  |
| Porn Star James Deen Apparently Has No Problem Making Out With Janice Dickinson In Public Posted: 04 Sep 2012 12:00 PM PDT        So remember when James Deen immediately denied having sex with Lindsay Lohan even though he’s a porn star with a reputation for doing violent choking videos? Here he is sucking face with 90-year-old Janice Dickinson right in front of the paparazzi without a care in the world. Which means at some point in his life, Read More ...  |
| So Nicki Minaj Is A Republican Posted: 04 Sep 2012 10:39 AM PDT        If you follow politics closely, you may have noticed the blogosphere freaking out today over claims that Nicki Minaj is a Republican even though she’s black with a foot-long yucky Satan hole making her everything the GOP stands against. Even more ridiculous, the source is a Lil Wayne track where Nicki claims to be hanging Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lopez Hired Casper Smart To Make Sure No One Photographs Her Butt In A Bikini Posted: 04 Sep 2012 09:24 AM PDT        For most of 2012, there have been rumors about what exactly Jennifer Lopez hired Casper Smart for and how much of that money he definitely spends on gay peep shows. Turns out his real occupation is Professional Ass Blocker because here he is in Miami with JLo making sure a towel is immediately wrapped around Read More ...  |
| Paul Haggis Confirms Scientology Was ‘Auditioning’ Girlfriends For Tom Cruise Posted: 04 Sep 2012 08:36 AM PDT        “Before you send the first one over, does this angle make me look like I love vagina? Because I do, I love it. Even the tentacles.” If you had nothing better to do this weekend, you probably caught the Vanity Fair piece touting their upcoming expose into the Church of Scientology‘s failed attempts to “audition” Read More ...  |
| Courtney Stodden Is Too ‘Enhanced’ For Playboy Posted: 04 Sep 2012 07:20 AM PDT        In an effort to look like she’s an indecisive 18-year-old girl, the middle-aged plastic grab bag of parts known as Courtney Stodden tweeted that she is not doing porn now, but will definitely pose for Playboy: No to porn … yes to @Playboy ;) xxx Except Playboy wants absolutely nothing to do with Courtney because Read More ...  |
| Michael Clarke Duncan Died (1957 – 2012) Posted: 04 Sep 2012 06:41 AM PDT  Michael Clarke Duncan died yesterday from complications of a heart attack he suffered in July and apparently never fully recovered from. He was 54. The Huffington Post reports: “I am terribly saddened at the loss of Big Mike. He was the treasure we all discovered on the set of `The Green Mile.’ He was magic. Read More ...  |
| Jennie Garth Wore A Bikini And Other News Posted: 04 Sep 2012 05:30 AM PDT        - Did Kristen Stewart ruin Taylor Lautner‘s career with her tom-sluttery? Not at all, but it just seemed like something I should ask. - Girls with lower back problems are the true laborers. - Everyone at Prince Harry‘s naked party is selling their story to the tabloids. - Jehovah’s Witnesses are Read More ...  |
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