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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12
- Tom Cruise Is Auditioning, Mind-Beaming, Courting, Whatever You Want To Call It, Cameron Diaz Now
- 50 Cent Is Tired Of These Motherf*ckin’ Masturbaters On This Motherf*ckin’ Internet!
- So Half-Sack From ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Murdered An 81-Year-Old Woman Then Died Falling Off A Roof
- Dina Lohan Gave Advice To Amanda Bynes’ Parents. Oh, Good.
- Katie Holmes Is Calling Up Old Boyfriends Now, But Mostly Just Joshua Jackson
- Win a Xbox Kinect Console From ‘Pitch Perfect’
- Kate Gosselin Beats Her Children With A Wooden Spoon, BEGIN THE INQUISITION!
- Ali Landry In A Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12 Posted: 27 Sep 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as Read More ...  |
| Tom Cruise Is Auditioning, Mind-Beaming, Courting, Whatever You Want To Call It, Cameron Diaz Now Posted: 27 Sep 2012 12:14 PM PDT        Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have pretended to be romantic interests in two movies now, so why not carry that charade into reality which I’m assuming was the thought process here. Via The Herald Sun: "Tom and Cameron get on really well. Tom thinks Cameron is beautiful, intelligent and a lot of fun. He'd love Read More ...  |
| 50 Cent Is Tired Of These Motherf*ckin’ Masturbaters On This Motherf*ckin’ Internet! Posted: 27 Sep 2012 11:36 AM PDT  Because he’s a deeply religious man of God, 50 Cent took to Twitter yesterday where he informed his nearly 8 million followers that masturbating is a sin, so they should probably cut that shit out: Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!!lol God is watching you#SMS — 50cent (@50cent) September 26, 2012 He Read More ...  |
| So Half-Sack From ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Murdered An 81-Year-Old Woman Then Died Falling Off A Roof Posted: 27 Sep 2012 09:15 AM PDT    Now that all the information seems to be in for this story that first started out with Sons of Anarchy star Johnny Lewis reportedly being killed in a double homicide, it turns out he allegedly murdered his 81-year-old former landlord then died falling off a roof after fighting her neighbors with “superhuman strength” thanks to Read More ...  |
| Dina Lohan Gave Advice To Amanda Bynes’ Parents. Oh, Good. Posted: 27 Sep 2012 09:00 AM PDT       “I will run over you with my car if you don’t eat your vegetables! See? Just like that. Worked with all my kids.” Oh, hey, didn’t see you come in. I was just outside shooting wooden spoons with an AR-15 while wearing heels. You know, the ush. Anyway, while I freshen up, why don’t you Read More ...  |
| Katie Holmes Is Calling Up Old Boyfriends Now, But Mostly Just Joshua Jackson Posted: 27 Sep 2012 08:11 AM PDT        Seen here trying to incept her way back into Joshua Jackson‘s mind just like Tom did with all those aliens, those dead, dead aliens with their oddly human muscular male bodies, oh God, she can still hear their screams… Katie Holmes apparently called up Pacey out of the blue the other day which sounds way Read More ...  |
| Win a Xbox Kinect Console From ‘Pitch Perfect’ Posted: 27 Sep 2012 08:00 AM PDT  Click over to the Celebuzz Pitch Perfect hub and enter your caption for a chance to win an Xbox Kinect 250GB console with Dance Central 2, Just Dance 3 Game Pack and other Pitch Perfect schwag. CLICK HERE TO ENTER - SPONSORED POST -Read More ...  |
| Kate Gosselin Beats Her Children With A Wooden Spoon, BEGIN THE INQUISITION! Posted: 27 Sep 2012 06:44 AM PDT        “Ohmygod it’s right there in the door. RUN, TINY ASIAN BITCH, RUN!” I give Kate Gosselin shit for a lot of things: being a walking clay monster, using her children to basically create a reality show sweatshop, lying through her fake plastic face made of plastic. But one thing I can’t bring myself to do Read More ...  |
| Ali Landry In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 27 Sep 2012 05:42 AM PDT        - Justin Timberlake acting like a bitch? I don’t believe it… - Chivettes Bored At Work - If you haven’t seen the amazingness that is Lil Wayne giving a deposition, click here. - Pictures Of Young Jon Hamm: The Definitive Collection - Maria Menounos. This one has Maria Menounos. Read More ...  |
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