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• The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12
• Amanda Bynes Is In New York Now
• This Post Is About Taylor Swift’s Crazy Prominent Cameltoe And How I Never Noticed It Before
• Billie Joe Armstrong Checks Into Rehab After Flipping Out About Not Being Justin Bieber
• Kanye West Has Two Sex Tapes Now, Kim Kardashian Might Be In The First One After All
• Miley Cyrus Wore This And Other News
• The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
• Christina Hendricks & Kat Dennings Had Giant Breasts At The Emmys, Let’s Look At Them

The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.24.12 Posted: 24 Sep 2012 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where unintentional comedy mingles with the random vulval pageantry that lacks the gravitas for Fish’s penis jokesmithing. That said, we’ve got the Savages press tour offering up another amazing gem, the Mila Kunis crush getting officially put to bed, Mickey Rourke being the reason those fuckers charge you Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Is In New York Now Posted: 24 Sep 2012 11:59 AM PDT Amanda Bynes is still adamant that she’s nothing like Lindsay Lohan, so fortunately Amanda took the first opportunity to differentiate herself by reacting the same exact way Lindsay does when she’s in legal trouble and hopped a flight to New York. That’ll shut everybody up. TMZ reports: Amanda is telling friends the reason she jetted Read More ...

This Post Is About Taylor Swift’s Crazy Prominent Cameltoe And How I Never Noticed It Before Posted: 24 Sep 2012 11:00 AM PDT My that’s a crazy prominent cameltoe. I’ve never noticed it before. (Toldja.) Photos: GettyRead More ...

Billie Joe Armstrong Checks Into Rehab After Flipping Out About Not Being Justin Bieber Posted: 24 Sep 2012 10:16 AM PDT Because he’s still totally punk rawk, above is Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong acting like he didn’t get an Avengers figure in the toy aisle when producers at the iHeartRadio Music festival gave them a one-minute warning that their agreed-upon set time was over. A meltdown that ended with him yelling he’s “not fucking Justin Read More ...

Kanye West Has Two Sex Tapes Now, Kim Kardashian Might Be In The First One After All Posted: 24 Sep 2012 08:42 AM PDT TMZ reports there’s a second sex tape featuring Kanye West being shopped around now, although I’m starting to think this is all just him preemptively laying the groundwork for when he’s single again based on lines like this: Both tapes are impressively long — the first is roughly twenty minutes … and the second is Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Wore This And Other News Posted: 24 Sep 2012 07:52 AM PDT - Daenerys Targaryen and Robb Stark were also at the Emmys. - Excuse me, have you seen this girl in a leopard bikini anywhere? The Internet would like to ogle her some more. - Everyone showed up to the Full House reunion except the Olsen twins. “Are they any Heath Ledgers to Read More ...

The 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Posted: 24 Sep 2012 07:09 AM PDT HIM: OhmygodjusttakethefuckingpictureIcantfeelmylegs. HER: I LOVE MY LIFE!!!! Alright, let’s see, we posted Christina Hendricks‘ breasts on the red carpet… Kat Dennings‘s breasts on the red carpet and.. awesome, our work is done. Here’s the rest of the Emmys if anyone even gives a shit, but just in case, we tossed in Sofia Vergara and Heidi Read More ...

Christina Hendricks & Kat Dennings Had Giant Breasts At The Emmys, Let’s Look At Them Posted: 24 Sep 2012 06:26 AM PDT Christina Hendricks and Kat Dennings were at the Emmys last night where, granted, they didn’t win any awards honoring their hard work and dedication to their craft, but this morning a bunch of dudes on the Internet went, “Damn, those tits are huge,” so I call that a win for modern feminism. Girl power! Photos: Read More ...

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