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- Alison Pill Accidentally Tweeted A Topless Pic Because She’s So Totally Like Maggie, You Guys
- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12
- Hey, Pa, Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Side-Titty’s Back!
- Here’s Every Single Crazy Face Bertney Made At The ‘X Factor’ Premiere
- Doutzen Kroes & Candice Swanepoel Wore Bikinis. Doutzen Won.
- Chris Brown Just Has A Random Dead Woman Tattooed On His Neck, Everybody. Relax.
- Lindsay Lohan Tried To Bail On ‘Scary Movie 5′ By Pretending She Has Pneumonia
- Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News
| Alison Pill Accidentally Tweeted A Topless Pic Because She’s So Totally Like Maggie, You Guys Posted: 12 Sep 2012 04:51 PM PDT        The Newsroom has been one of my guilty pleasures this year even though it manages to be so overly schmaltzy and liberal that even I want to vomit into my NPR tote. So imagine my surprise to see Alison Pill tweet a topless photo of herself to everyone on Twitter which seemed like a really Read More ...  |
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.12.12 Posted: 12 Sep 2012 12:30 PM PDT        Brought to you by Chili’s™ — Yes, our nacho cheese made those. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sadly has no pics of Sean Connery, true champion of The U.S. Open, but don’t worry, Owen Wilson is using the force to lure him out of retirement. Also, something tells me ‘herpes butt’ is Read More ...  |
| Hey, Pa, Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Side-Titty’s Back! Posted: 12 Sep 2012 11:30 AM PDT        One of the ways to prevent breast formation in men is by switching to organic chicken meat. Unfortunately, no one told poor Justin Bieber here that, so he’s really looking at a rough time when he gets to middle school. “Hey, Bitch-tits,” they’ll probably call him. “You want to come over to my house and Read More ...  |
| Here’s Every Single Crazy Face Bertney Made At The ‘X Factor’ Premiere Posted: 12 Sep 2012 10:30 AM PDT        Fun Fact: Shortly after Britney Spears just walked right off set during her first episode of X Factor, Simon Cowell secretly suffered a nervous breakdown that forced him to disappear for three weeks. Now imagine being in those shoes and coming back to see each and every one of these faces you paid $15 million Read More ...  |
| Doutzen Kroes & Candice Swanepoel Wore Bikinis. Doutzen Won. Posted: 12 Sep 2012 09:16 AM PDT        Because Victoria’s Secret shoots the ones Leonardo DiCaprio‘s banging first so they can send them right back to him for more banging, here are Doutzen Kroes and Candice Swanepoel‘s shoots in Miami yesterday where apparently their respective themes were “Explode Every Wiener” and “I Caught This One Eating Again, Make Her Look Boring.” God, photography’s Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown Just Has A Random Dead Woman Tattooed On His Neck, Everybody. Relax. Posted: 12 Sep 2012 08:30 AM PDT        So yesterday, because we do everything together, The Internet and I decided to freak out over Chris Brown‘s neck tattoo which looked suspiciously like the aftermath of the last time he was in a car with Rihanna. In our defense, this seemed way more likely than Chris Brown having a fucking clue what the Day Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Tried To Bail On ‘Scary Movie 5′ By Pretending She Has Pneumonia Posted: 12 Sep 2012 07:25 AM PDT        Above is Lindsay Lohan on the set of Liz & Dick because apparently enough people don’t realize what happens when you hire her, and it’s break all your shit whenever she’s not delaying production by plowing Porsches into tractor trailers or suddenly becoming shy about nudity despite doing Playboy. All lessons the producers of Scary Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News Posted: 12 Sep 2012 06:33 AM PDT        - So here’s Severus Snape as Ronald Reagan. Why not? - Wait a minute, did Lainey just say Season 4 of Sons of Anarchy was weak? It was way better than Season 3′s Irish Baby Chase. Probably the best season since Henry Rollins: Skinhead. (Adding… Last night’s premiere ended up being the tits by Read More ...  |
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