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- How to Costume Yourself as Courtney Stodden for Halloween
- Gallery: Happy Birthday, Matt Damon! We Wish These Action Figures of You Existed
- Which Category Does Your Facebook Status Fall Into?
- Parting Tweet: Real Steel Is Out! Lock Up Both Your Sons And Daughters
- Do You Recognize Leonardo DiCaprio In This Poster For Clint Eastwood’s Biopic J. Edgar?
- Zac Efron’s Russian Billionaire Fan Treated Him To A $100,000 Bottle Of Champagne
- Questionable Choices: Lady Gaga Wears A Hat Made Of Hair
| How to Costume Yourself as Courtney Stodden for Halloween Posted: 08 Oct 2011 10:14 AM PDT Each year, a variety of sexy Halloween costumes flood the market. Sexy nurse… sexy gangster… sexy Hogwarts student… the possibilities are endless. This year, though, why not do something a little different? For there is a new sexy Halloween costume on the market: Sexy Courtney Stodden! With a little bit of effort, you, too, can emulate everyone's favorite jail bait bride. Where to begin? Well, how about with this? Simply purchase an American flag for the low, low price of $19.99 from a Target near you, strip down, wrap it around yourself, and voila! Instant Courtney! If you're feeling crafty, you might even consider sewing your flag yourself. Then you've got a double costume: Courtney Stodden AND Betsy Ross! You'll be the hit of the neighborhood! In the event that you're feeling a little more ambitious, you could also get a breast augmentation, then don a white bikini: The bikini and breast augmentation may be a little costlier than the American flag, but it will be, like, totally worth it. Why not show off your new assets in this hot little number from Dolce & Gabbana? Go ahead! You deserve a splurge! Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Gallery: Happy Birthday, Matt Damon! We Wish These Action Figures of You Existed Posted: 08 Oct 2011 08:50 AM PDT
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| Which Category Does Your Facebook Status Fall Into? Posted: 08 Oct 2011 07:15 AM PDT Interestingly, not included are those of us who refuse to update their Facebook statuses. Does it say something about wanting to protect personal privacy? Is it a statement about the influx of information Facebook has become? Or is it just because we simply can’t be bothered? The world may never know… [Via Buzzfeed] Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Parting Tweet: Real Steel Is Out! Lock Up Both Your Sons And Daughters Posted: 07 Oct 2011 03:35 PM PDT I feel like I can’t even remember a time when I didn’t see Real Steel ads every time I visited a blog or turned on my TV or looked up while walking down the street. There must have been a time when they didn’t exist — a beautiful, simple time, when robots loved one another and movies were based on amusement park rides instead of toys. Anyway, the ads will probably die off soon, because the movie (the absurd, implausible movie) is finally out. Rock ‘Em ‘Sock ‘Em box office, or something. Post from: Crushable  |
| Do You Recognize Leonardo DiCaprio In This Poster For Clint Eastwood’s Biopic J. Edgar? Posted: 07 Oct 2011 02:37 PM PDT Because we sure as hell didn’t! Looking at it now, we remember that Leonardo DiCaprio is playing J. Edgar Hoover in Clint Eastwood‘s controversial new biopic J. Edgar. The controversy comes mostly out of the fact that Clint and Leo are committed to at least hinting at the FBI director’s homosexuality and his alleged affair with an associate, played by Armie Hammer. But yeah, we didn’t initially recognize that flabby face spitting out anger. Leo obviously packed on the pounds to play Hoover—not to mention age makeup, since he portrays the man into his seventies. Kudos to him for getting so into a role it took a minute for us to reconcile him with the heartthrobs he’s always played Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Zac Efron’s Russian Billionaire Fan Treated Him To A $100,000 Bottle Of Champagne Posted: 07 Oct 2011 02:02 PM PDT
Obviously this guy was a fan of High School Musical, or maybe Charlie St. Cloud, because he generously ordered a $100,000 bottle of champagne to be delivered to Zac’s table. His own guests weren’t so lucky; the billionaire spent “only” $12,550 on their assorted drinks. How do we have all the numbers? Because someone nabbed a copy of the bill, of course! (Side note: The first time through I misread this and thought the billionaire was also a rapper called Armand de Brignac Nebuchadnezzar, or the Ace of Spades. Turns out that’s the name of the pricey champagne.) No word on if the billionaire ever outed himself to Zac and Heather, who are in town shooting a movie that used to be known as Homeland, and is currently untitled. But we enjoyed this silly reenactment of the encounter from Deadspin. Oh, and Zac’s face above? That’s his Mr. Burns impression: “Yeess, yeess! Now, what other billionaires can I lure in with my impish good looks and dance skills? Papa needs a new set of wheels…” Related posts: Post from: Crushable  |
| Questionable Choices: Lady Gaga Wears A Hat Made Of Hair Posted: 07 Oct 2011 01:32 PM PDT Look, I know it’s redundant to even pretend to be shocked by anything Lady Gaga does at this point, and I’m not saying I’m surprised or offended or anything — just that I find this hat made out of hair really super gross. It causes a physical reaction inside the stomach part of my body that’s making me regret finishing off that bowl of noodles. I mean, hair is kind of disgusting, right? You’ll send your plate back if it arrives with a strand from the chef’s head, so why wouldn’t this hat — ten thousand times hairier than that pasta — be any different? Plus, the thing just makes her look like a Snooki tribute, which is probably the last thing Gaga wants to project. LG was snapped in this questionable ensemble outside her London hotel yesterday evening. It also appears she forgot her pants — so maybe the hat was supposed to be a distraction. (via JustJared) Post from: Crushable  |
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Happy birthday, Matt Damon! You are 41 today, and may we say, you are looking wonderful. So wonderful, in fact, that we wish someone would make some action figures of you that we could keep on our desks. And just think how many varieties a Matt Damon action figure could come in! Which one of these would you rather have? How about ALL of them?
We think someone’s got a cru-ush! A Russian billionaire (he is unnamed, probably to protect him from this cute but embarrassing story) was partying it up in Chicago’s Board Room nightclub when he saw that Zac Efron and Heather Graham had come in.
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