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- Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied were married in a traditional Jewish ceremony
- Kristen Stewart is the same, ‘hasn’t showered, changed or washed her hair’
- Brad Pitt in cowboy couture on the UK set of ‘The Counselor’: hot or busted?
- Jennifer Lopez “is absolutely going to break up with Casper Smart”: Yay!
- Ryan Gosling shows off his perky man-cleavage in a V-neck: sexy or try-hard?
- Prince William would’ve been “embarrassed” to kiss his wife in public, on camera
Natalie Portman & Benjamin Millepied were married in a traditional Jewish ceremony Posted: 05 Aug 2012 08:13 AM PDT I'm writing this because I just can't watch any more of the Roger Federer-Andy Murray gold medal match, which should be over at any moment because Federer is just… my God, what is happening to Federer? He beat Murray at Wimbledon just a few weeks ago and now Federer is just playing like… GAH. Is it simply that everyone in Britain is just Team Murray? Anyway… Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millpied have gotten married. It's surprising because there have been rumors floating around for more than a year that Benjamin and Natalie were already married in a quiet, secretive ceremony before she even gave birth to baby Aleph last year. So… I guess this is official now.
I love Jewish weddings. I think the traditions are so lovely. I would love to have a wedding with a chuppah and the wine and breaking of the glass and all of that. As for Natalie and Benjamin… it sounds nice. It sounds like they went pretty traditional – her traditions. Because I have no idea what Benjamin is, religion-wise. It's interesting that there's still so much confusion as to whether they actually had some kind of wedding ceremony last year too – they might have, you know. This could have been like they're "real wedding" after a quickie wedding last year. UPDATE:… And Andy Murrary just won, by the way. Congrats to Andy Murrary, Olympic Gold Medalist. |
Kristen Stewart is the same, ‘hasn’t showered, changed or washed her hair’ Posted: 05 Aug 2012 07:09 AM PDT I've always liked two things about Kristen Stewart: she has the ability to pull off really strong, really "done" makeup looks, and she has great hair. Consistently, her makeup looks awesome when she's on a red carpet. And just as consistently, her hair looks like hell. I suspect that Kristen's natural hair is naturally wavy, even curly, and very thick. Instead of taking care of her beautiful mane, she leaves it unwashed and unkempt, and it often looks really greasy, and in need of a good root dye. What am I trying to say? That I have no problem believing that Kristen is one of those girls who either "forgets" to shower or simply does NOT shower on a regular basis. So, when Kristen is depressed or anxious… what really changes? Not much, according to Radar's source. Apparently, Kristen has been staying with a producer friend, and she hasn't been showering because she's so distraught.
"She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream" = How I watch the Olympics. Although I did shower last week. And I shower regularly. Because I need to. Because I feel really gross if I don't shower at least once a day, usually twice a day. Even when I was Kristen's age, and even when I was super-busy and running all over the place – I still showered every day. I don't understand people who don't. As for Kristen's close friendship with Giovanni Agnelli… yeah… I'm very suspicious. Why not stay with her parents? Why not stay with a girlfriend? Meanwhile, People Mag had an interesting story about Liberty Ross and Rupert Sanders…
"Now she’s really feeling strong and looks forward to resuming her life" – it sounds like Liberty is probably resolved to move back to England, right? Maybe Liberty and Rupert will work out, maybe they won't, but I suspect this affair will be Liberty's bargaining chip to move out of LA, where she was clearly not happy. |
Brad Pitt in cowboy couture on the UK set of ‘The Counselor’: hot or busted? Posted: 05 Aug 2012 06:39 AM PDT At first I thought Brad Pitt was wearing a normal suit in these photos. But he's not. It's a Western-style suit, but it's still kind of beautiful on him. Like, Cowboy Couture by Tom Ford or something. That's one of Brad's strengths – he makes most outfits look like Tom Ford, even when they're a hokey "cowboy" costume. These are photos from the London set of The Counselor, that Ridley Scott movie in which Michael Fassbender plays the lead guy. We had Fassy photos (from the London set) last week – go here to see the Fassy-goodness. Fassy was going commando under HIS suit. I don't think Brad Pitt is going commando under his. The Counselor is based on the book by Cormac McCarthy, and the film is being directed by Ridley Scott. Scott got this film a really quick turn-around, it feels like. The project was announced, and suddenly Fassbender was attached and Brad was rumored to play a supporting part and there were even casting rumors for Angelina Jolie too. But the Jolie casting didn't happen, unfortunately. The cast now includes Fassy, Pitt, Cameron Diaz, Penelope Cruz, Javier Bardem (this is Javi’s second McCarthy adaptation since his Oscar-winning performance in No Country For Old Men), and John Leguizamo. This is the second time Fassy has worked with Ridley – they did Prometheus together. This is also the second time Brad and Ridley have worked together – Thelma & Louise, remember? It's funny to me that Brad is basically playing another cowboy-hustler in this movie. I haven't read the McCarthy book (yet), but this is basic plot: "A lawyer finds himself in over his head when he gets involved in drug trafficking." Fassy is the lawyer. Should we talk about Brad's hair? He's dyed it. And he's got a ponytail. And it looks greasy. This is basically what my hair looks like at the gym. He's not really giving it to me here, but I do like him in this shade of blue. |
Jennifer Lopez “is absolutely going to break up with Casper Smart”: Yay! Posted: 05 Aug 2012 06:30 AM PDT The Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders cheating scandal had one unexpected consequence: it made the other tabloids super-angry that they hadn't exposed some huge scandal, so the other tabloids began going after Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart. Did Star Mag and In Touch Weekly completely manufacture their stories about Casper frequenting a popular gay cruise spot and/or getting "The Travolta" at a backroom massage joint adjacent to a peep show? Not really – considering there was photo evidence of Casper entering the place, the tabloids were just having some fun with it. Still, J.Lo got angry. She and her lawyers threatened to sue – although you have to wonder, what would be worse? If people think Casper is gay or if they think he's getting backroom handies? Or both, I guess? Anyway, whatever went down at that peep show/cruising spot/backroom handie emporium already happened. Although Jennifer and her lawyers are trying to get an apology, I doubt one will be forthcoming. Which makes you think… if Jennifer sufficiently embarrassed now? Is she finally willing to admit that making Casper her boyfriend wasn't the best idea? Perhaps. This strange little piece appeared in People Mag on Friday – they really slid it in under the radar too, shoving it beneath their Olympic coverage:
The "source" could be Benny Medina. Maybe it's one of Jennifer's sisters. Probably not her mother – Lupe wouldn't go to People Magazine with "concerns". Lupe would just put on old-school Santeria hex on Casper and that would be the end of that. I tend to think the source is Medina, though – the "Jennifer is the kind of girl who doesn’t like to be alone. Until she finds a replacement, I think, he’s around" quote sounds like Medina. Because it's true. That's exactly what Jennifer is like. She cannot be alone. She cannot NOT believe her life is some kind of "fairy tale". She cannot stop picking losers. Girl needs a dong intervention. Casper might need one too. Hilariously, Radar has an even harder version of this – their sources are making room for Jennifer to (gasp!) dump Casper. For real!
Dear Jennifer: please dump him. I’ll understand if you wait until the end of the tour and everything, but please. Please. PLEASE dump him. If you dump him, I will love you again. |
Ryan Gosling shows off his perky man-cleavage in a V-neck: sexy or try-hard? Posted: 05 Aug 2012 06:13 AM PDT Last week, Eva Mendes suddenly reemerged in a series of candid photo-ops… or perhaps it was just a coincidence that the paparazzi magically knew when Eva would be running errands and spending time with Ryan Gosling's Mohawked dog, George. I took the photos as proof that Eva and Ryan were still very much together. But I still wasn't sure where Ryan was – I assumed he was in LA, but it looks like he was in New Orleans for most of the week, and then he just flew from NOLA to NYC. That's what these new Gosling photos show – he flew out of New Orleans and into JFK. Coincidentally (hm…), Eva was also photographed in LA yesterday. Guess what Fame/Flynet's description is? "Actress Eva Mendes seen arriving for some acting classes in Westwood." Acting classes?! Well, at least we can't complain that she isn't trying, you know? Going back to the Gosling photos – that v-neck is little bit too much, right? I mean, even the Gosling fan-girls are like "Er… a tight v-neck that shows off his man-cleavage? RLY?" And yes, let's talk about his man-cleavage. I don't think I've ever seen a slim dude like Ryan with those kind of high, cleavage-y pecs. Jason Momoa's pecs look kind of like that, but I think Gosling has Momoa beat on "perkiness". Oh, and I would wear the hell out of Eva's dress, but I think those pockets are a design flaw. That dress would have been perfect without the pockets. |
Prince William would’ve been “embarrassed” to kiss his wife in public, on camera Posted: 05 Aug 2012 05:40 AM PDT First of all, does anyone else think Prince William looks really sexy is a button-down shirt, no tie and a blazer? I think royal protocol probably demands one more button to be done up, but William said, "To hell with protocol, check out a hint of my chest!" Whatever, y'all – I think he looks great in these photos. These are pics from Friday night at the aquatic center. Clearly, Kate knows she's going to be photographed constantly at these events, so she's no longer just going to run out in a youthful ponytail and a little polo shirt. Kate put a new-looking red Zara blazer (cost: around $99), and What Kate Wore hasn't identified the blouse yet. They say the jeans are some variation of the Zara skinny jeans that Kate wears all the time – she probably has multiple pairs of the same cut in different washes. Unlike HUG-GATE 2012, William and Kate pretty much kept their hands off of each other on Friday. Kate was seen "covering her eyes, biting her nails and muttering nervously to William" as they cheered on the British Olympians in competition. Speaking of Hug-gate… a surprising amount of commentators took me way too seriously when I jokingly referred to Will & Kate's embrace last week as "scandalous". Some of you are way too earnest for your own good. That includes William, who spoke about Hug-gate (also called "The Embrace") in an interview this weekend:
Would it be too earnest of me to ask if the Velodrome actually has a kiss-cam? No, right? William is completely joking here? OK. Because if they really did a kiss-cam, I think it would have been cute to see Will & Kate share a public kiss. We haven't seen them kiss since their wedding day! Here's a video of Kate and William working the room separately at the Team GB House, where they had organized a little party to say "thank you" to all of the workers and volunteers. I like how animated Kate is here – she's growing more comfortable in these types of situations. I think Kate suffered from being "over-handled" by royal handlers who were coddling her and telling her to change this and that and everything. Maybe we're seeing a new strategy – "Let Kate Be Kate." PS… OMG, look at all of the shiny brass buttons!!!!!!!!!! BUTTONS. |
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