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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.7.12
- Wait. Sofia Vergara’s Pregnant?
- Lindsay Lohan Wore A Swimsuit, Too
- Gwen Stefani Can’t Stop Wearing Makeup Or Gavin Rossdale Will Leave Her, Say Voices In Her Head
- Gee, I Wonder If Paris Hilton Can Tell The Paparazzi Are Watching Her
- Johnny Depp’s New Girlfriend Seems Nice
- Hotties Of The Unknown: Presented By ‘Grimm’
- Teen Mom Farrah Should’ve Aborted Her Single
- Alexander Skarsgard Wants To Be In ‘Zoolander 2′
- Adrianne Curry’s Birthday Bikini And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.7.12 Posted: 07 Aug 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you can almost always find at least one beautiful young actress in yoga gear, but this, Rachel McAdams, is unacceptable. We’ve also got the new face of Covergirl (No, really.), as well as Jon Favreau who appears to have let himself go a tad, though its tough Read More ...  |
| Wait. Sofia Vergara’s Pregnant? Posted: 07 Aug 2012 12:55 PM PDT        Here’s Sofia Vergara filming Modern Family this morning where she’s either wearing a very convincing, early pregnancy prosthetic or now we know why she got engaged to Nick Loeb right after she dumped him. Either way, apparently that little Latino kid’s job is to do nothing but stare at huge breasts all day. Something, I, Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Wore A Swimsuit, Too Posted: 07 Aug 2012 12:15 PM PDT        Here’s Lindsay Lohan poolside at a Beverly Hills hotel, and if you’re wondering how she had the money to get in, take note of the 31 photographs of her breasts in a swimsuit and go “CHA-CHING!” each time you click to a new one. You’ll not only find it informative, but fun for the whole Read More ...  |
| Gwen Stefani Can’t Stop Wearing Makeup Or Gavin Rossdale Will Leave Her, Say Voices In Her Head Posted: 07 Aug 2012 11:14 AM PDT        “Mmm… tastes like foundation.” Gwen Stefani is the cover interview for Harper’s Bazaar September issue where she talks about her love of constantly wearing makeup, mostly to keep Gavin Rossdale happy lest he finally learn she’s really Doctor Doom underneath. (I’m onto you.) Via Us Weekly: “I’ve always been a girl who loves to dress Read More ...  |
| Gee, I Wonder If Paris Hilton Can Tell The Paparazzi Are Watching Her Posted: 07 Aug 2012 10:30 AM PDT        My heart says, “yes,” but my mind says, “Your penis wants to know how bad herpes hurts, chop it off, chop it off NOW!” Photos: Fame/FlynetRead More ...  |
| Johnny Depp’s New Girlfriend Seems Nice Posted: 07 Aug 2012 09:36 AM PDT        Ha! Just kidding. I’m such a scamp. Here’s Jordan Carver on the set of Who Killed Johnny?, an independent film about a group of aspiring filmmakers who stumble upon the lifeless body of Johnny Depp (Played by an impersonator.) and decide to make it star in their movies because pornos are getting way too elaborate Read More ...  |
| Hotties Of The Unknown: Presented By ‘Grimm’ Posted: 07 Aug 2012 09:00 AM PDT        GRIMM returns Monday August 13 at 10/9c for a new season where Nick is back and ready to embrace his legacy to protect Portland and the ones he loves. Tune in after the Olypmics only on NBC. - SPONSORED POST -Read More ...  |
| Teen Mom Farrah Should’ve Aborted Her Single Posted: 07 Aug 2012 08:39 AM PDT        Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham had to keep her teen baby because it was her gravy train, but there’s no reason she couldn’t have vacuumed out her single, “Finally Getting up From Rock Bottom,” before inflicting it on innocent people. Here she is describing her creative process to In Touch which surprisingly doesn’t include the Read More ...  |
| Alexander Skarsgard Wants To Be In ‘Zoolander 2′ Posted: 07 Aug 2012 07:59 AM PDT        Is it blasphemy if I ask, “Hey, when did Macaulay Culkin start working out?” because I feel like I’m going to be struck by lightning. Pregnant lightning. After word hit that a Zoolander sequel is finally happening, Alexander Skarsgard apparently started pitching his way into it which I’ll just assume involves him promising to never Read More ...  |
| Adrianne Curry’s Birthday Bikini And Other News Posted: 07 Aug 2012 06:45 AM PDT        - Total Recall is just as awful as you thought it would be. - A Tribute To Yoga Pants (I honestly didn’t want to scroll past the first pic, but do yourself a favor and do just that.) - Madonna inspired Octomom to pose topless. WHERE DOES HER EVIL END?! - Read More ...  |
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