Thursday, August 2, 2012

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

Bath Salt Sinners Mount Armed Invasion Of Their Pastor's Home!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 01:22 PM PDT

Oh, bath salts -- you so cray!!

Seriously, why does anyone take this crap!?

We don't condone any illegal substances, but bath salts has to be the WORST!!

Are we supposed to be happy for Donna (above, left) and Phillip Walls (above, right) because, when they got high on Monday, the married couple didn't wind up chewing off anyone's face??

Instead, they shot off rounds at imaginary fiends in their neighborhood before breaking into their pastor's house with enough firearms to invade a small developing nation!

And they brought a bag of WIGS?!?! What the heck?

Thankfully, Pastor Richard Robinson possessed the presence of mind to remain calm and talk his effed-up neighbors down from whatever unholy acts they planned to commit.

He said:

"I was little afraid, don't get me wrong. But even in that state of mind, he had enough presence to ask me to pray for him."

Police eventually responded to the scene and arrested the bath salt couple for breaking and entering and armed terrorizing.

We're just glad this one ended without causalities!

FINAL SCORE: God 1, Bath Salts 0.

[Image via Kings Mountain Police.]

Kelly Clarkson Duets With A 20ft Giant!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 01:10 PM PDT

The giants have descended from thier hillside hidey-holes! The battle of humans vs magical beings will soon commence!!!

Ooops! Forgot for a second that we are NOT acting out the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and that this IS real life.

So... how is a 20ft version of country singer Jason Aldean duetting with America's idol Kelly Clarkson (above)?! Did we accidentally inhale some wacky tobacco?!

OH RIGHT! Holograms are like the new BIG thing in the technology/music worlds! Dead celebs can now join you for a jig, and even the UNdead can get super-sized and super-imposed wherever there be sufficient gadgets!

You MUST check out the mind-melting wonders of Kelly and the 20ft hologram (above)!

It's enormously, um... entertaining?

Steve Carell Criticizes The Daily Show For Being Too 'Cruel'

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:53 PM PDT

Steve Carell is giving Tom Hanks a run for his reputation as the nicest guy in Hollywood.

You might not know this, but comedic actor got his start as a correspondent for The Daily Show, so we'd expect him to be nothing but grateful when asked about his experience there.

Turns out, he's not -- or he at least has a hard time showing it.

In a recent interview, Carell complained about something that bothered him while working on Jon Stewart's satirical newscast. Although the ridiculous interviews with people of varying degrees of cray cray are the best part of the show, Carell says they could be "just cruel."

The Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World star explained:

"It's one thing poking fun at people who deserve it, but there was that flip side of shooting fish in a barrel. It's just cruel."

Cruel or not, he was SO GOOD at "shooting fish in a barrel"!

Still, we're a little shocked to hear the easygoing actor being so blunt about the show that gave him his big break.

Do U think that Steve was being a little ungrateful or just giving an honest retrospective opinion?

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Kristen Stewart Will Work Again! Lands Dark & Twisty Indie Role!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:42 PM PDT

One "momentary indiscretion" doth not a career break!

Kristen Stewart has landed herself a serious film role as the tormented soul, Peyton Loftis, in the screen adaptation of Lie Down In Darkness.

Huh. She's getting a lot of practice doing that right now, isn't she?!

Based on the 1951 William Styron novel, the film revolves around Peyton as she struggles through life with a jealous mother and an incestuous, alcoholic father.

Not only does she have to go through her days fearing those two creeps, she faces constant agony as she and her crippled sister are always compared -- making her feel like total crap!

Well sh*t! She wanted serious and she got it!

Let's just hope she keeps things professional with her director this time around...

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

Ed Sheeran & Pink Floyd To Get Psychedelic For Olympics Closing Ceremony!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:20 PM PDT


Wooooaaaah maaaannn!! This news is warping our BRAINZ MAAAANNN!!

While we already kinda sorta knew Ed Sheeran would be collaborating with some LEGENDARY band on one of their classic hits for the London 2012 Olympic Games closing ceremony, we assumed he would be wailing out with The Who, or perhaps slamming it to the left as Ginger Spice #2...

BUT NAY!!

It's gonna be soooo much more epic than anything our excited minds could imagine, 'cause Ed is teaming up with all some of the members of psychedelic rock band Pink Floyd!

Our FAVE British brand of musical hot sauce recently expressed:

"I'm playing the closing ceremony - which I think is kinda cool right? A lot of people think that I'm doing a song with The Who but I'm not - I'm doing a song with Pink Floyd. I'm doing 'Wish You Were Here'.''

Sweet sweet super sweet.

We DO need some education... some rock music OLYMPIC-style education taught by masters Ed Sheeran and the dudes from Pink Floyd!

Now we're gonna go watch The Wizard of Oz while playing Dark Side of the Moon.

See ya in some other dimension!

UPDATE:

Pink Floyd have released a statment claiming they are NOT performing at the Olympics closing ceremony!

The band states:

"In response to press speculation, Pink Floyd state that the band is NOT performing at the Closing Ceremony of the London 2012 Olympic Games."

Oh no! Was our darling Ed Sheeran misinformed? Or perhaps he will only be playing with ONE band member who will not be representing Pink Floyd?

SAD!!

Kate Gosselin Says Jon Is So Full Of Doo-Doo It's Leaking Out His Nose!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:11 PM PDT

But... he looks so trustworthy!

Remember when Jon Gosselin recently turned out his pockets to tell us he was penniless and facing either eviction or jail?

He wove a tale of woe and self-pity centering around the recession and the courts forcing him to pay eight kids worth of child support to Kate instead of making rent, LOLz!!

We guess he was so broke he couldn't even afford to pay attention to the terms of his child support!

It turns out Jon doesn't owe ANY child support money at all!

According to Kate's lawyer, Cheryl Young, the dad isn't a deadbeat -- just a dummy.

She said:

"He claims to be struggling to keep his child support payments current. As of April 27, 2012, Kate voluntarily relieved Jon of all current and future child support obligations for their eight children... The last thing Kate ever wanted was for the children to see their father in dire financial straits."

Wow!

So let us get this straight, Jon. And feel free to correct us if any part of this is wrong...

Your ex-wife popped out eight kids, is pretty much raising them all on her own, found the time to make a great run on DWtS, and she still was benevolent enough to relieve you of your child support obligations?

Yet you fabricate tales being a great father who pays child support over rent in an effort to garner public sympathy?

Yeah, you stay classy, Jon!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Nina Dobrev Apologizes To Miley Cyrus — And Offers To Be In Her Wedding!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:01 PM PDT

Whoops!

Sounds like Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev had some backtracking to do!

Recently, we mentioned how in an interview with Canada's FASHION magazine, Nina was quoted saying she wouldn't "pull a Miley," referring to getting married too young or too soon!

Now, Nina is putting an end to any talk of a Mileybird feud, saying she didn't mean it THAT way!

Yesterday, Dobrev tweeted:

"Note to self, light hearted comments don't always translate in magazine articles. Big fan of @Mileycyrus - do you need a flower girl? :)"

Aw! That was sweet...it's good to know that there's no hard feelings between the two young Hollywood stars!

Guess it was just simply a misunderstanding!

Hmm...we wonder if Nina will be invited to Miley and Liam's ceremony?!

[Images via WENN.]

Conan O'Brien Sketch Fries Chick-Fil-A On 'Appreciation Day'

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 11:48 AM PDT

LOLz!

Conan O'Brien honored "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" by allowing Chaz The Intolerant Chick-fil-A Chicken to appear on Conan to spread the word of Cathy.

The puppet shamelessly promoted the company's message with lines like:

"Fellas, if you want to be serviced for cash right in your car by a guy you've never met before, try our drive thru."

Ha! Actually, just we're going to try Schnipper's Quality Kitchen instead so our money goes toward a progressive charity that supports equality.

Sorry, Chaz!

Lindsay Lohan Will NOT Be Held Responsible For Running Over That Paparazzo In 2010!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 11:40 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan has so many legal issues, she's only JUST responding to one from this past January!

You may recall that back then, paparazzo Grigor Balyan pressed charges against the actress and her driver Paola Demara after they allegedly ran him over when he stepped in front of their car in 2010!

Well, while LiLo usually never takes responsibility for anything she does, this time she's SERIOUS about it, and has filed a response in El Lay County Superior Court, claiming that the photog-in-question "carelessly put himself near a moving automobile" and, therefore, should be held accountable for his own injuries!

No word yet on the judge's ruling, but in this specific case, we're gonna have to side with Linds!

Seriously! For the amount of trouble gurl has had behind the wheel over the past five years, these guys should know better than to come anywhere NEAR a vehicle with HER in it!

Just saying!

[Image via WENN.]

Kim Kardashian Finds Her 'Inner Sophia Loren' Posting Pics Of Herself On Twitter!

Posted: 02 Aug 2012 11:17 AM PDT

Kim Kardashian really does just LOVE throwing her name up there with some of the Hollywood greats, doesn't she?!

The reality starlet, who recently claimed to be more famous than Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined, has now taken to Twitter to showcase photos of herself from a recent shoot...and compare herself to Sophia Loren in the process!

Ch-ch-check out the shots gurl posted (above and below), with the captions:

Lights camera action

Finding my inner Sophia Loren

Lost in my thoughts

I love playing dress up

We don't think anyone would doubt that, gurl!

Here's hoping you utilized the inner Sophia that you found during the rest of that GLAM-looking photoshoot!

They're gonna be HAWT HAWT HAWT!

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