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- Olympics Open Post: Duchess Kate goes sailing & swimmers party in London
- Tom Cruise took Suri to Cinderella’s Castle Suite, she & Katie ride in taxicabs
- Rachel Weisz on Daniel Craig: “I love being married to Daniel, it’s very grounding”
- Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney have been together one year…? Really?
- Natalie Portman served vegan food at her wedding, didn’t even have a cake
- Honey Boo Boo Chile’s TLC show premieres tomorrow and it looks outrageous
- Kristen Stewart & Garrett Hedlund have chemistry in the new ‘On the Road’ trailer
- Pink is the newest face of CoverGirl, an unconventional & brilliant choice?
- Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, Princess Choupette, gets her own mag spread: amazing?
- Johnny Depp looks less puffy in a solo outing to Pink Taco: hot or busted?
| Olympics Open Post: Duchess Kate goes sailing & swimmers party in London Posted: 07 Aug 2012 08:45 AM PDT Is anyone else kind of Olympic'd out? I am. I'm still watching, of course, but it's not like I'm going to stay up until midnight to watch some gymnasts bust their butts. So, like we did yesterday, these are some assorted photos from the Olympics and various Olympic-related events. It actually might turn into something of a "Hot Guy Olympics" because we have a bunch of new photos of some of the hot American swimmers. These first photos are of Duchess Kate on a sailboat, where she met Ben Ainslie and some of the other British team. She watched the sailing race, and she wore her hair in a great ponytail. Sigh… I wish she would do ponytails more often. She looks awesome with a ponytail. As I said in yesterday's Open Post, track & field events aren't my favorites, so if you're coming here for an update on who won what, you're in the wrong place. Plus, I'm trying not to do spoilers. I will say that I'm proud of Team USA's women's soccer team. I will also say that I didn't cover the completely amazing Gabby Douglas simply because we didn't have photos, and because I think other sites were covering her historic win a lot better. I'm also not going to cover that stupid controversy over Gabby's hair. Because it's a really dumb and nasty controversy, and I don't even want to get into it. So… let's get to the photos we do have. Here's UK gymnast Louis Smith showing off his medals. Usain Bolt competing in the 200 meter semi-finals today. My opinion of Bolt completely changed after I saw NBC's interview with him. He seems like a sweetheart. A cocky sweetheart, but a sweetheart nonetheless. Chris Hemsworth celebrated Jamaica Independence day in London. I have no idea if this was some kind of Olympics thing, but the pics are cute. The American swimmers are done at the Olympics, but almost all of them are staying in London to party. Many were at a Speedo event last night – here's Ryan Lochte, who I can no longer get hot for. Natalie Coughlin – NBC cutaway to her several times during the competitions. Nathan Adrian is HOT. Michael Phelps with his girlfriend. We already discussed that situation. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and PCN.      |
| Tom Cruise took Suri to Cinderella’s Castle Suite, she & Katie ride in taxicabs Posted: 07 Aug 2012 08:33 AM PDT Yesterday, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise visited the Museum of Modern Art in New York City along with the Sculpture Garden, where Suri was spotted “singing, smiling and skipping back and forth, never far from her mom – or a bodyguard.” After their educational adventure, Suri and Katie waited outside the museum for a cab. Over the past few weeks, Katie’s been moving away from using a private car and trying to get Suri used to taking a more plebian form of transportation. It’s not the subway, of course, but that would be a fairly impossible endeavor when it comes to the throngs of paparazzi who follow them. If you’re wondering why Katie is holding Suri as they stand on the curb, the below photos might provide a good indication of just how intimidated Suri was in the presence of all of those paps and tourists. Meanwhile, Tom’s team is still leaking details about he and Suri’s fabulous Disney World mini-break last week. Not only did Tom shell out thousands of dollars to spoil the hell out of his child, but he also managed to secure a night in Cinderella’s Castle Suite, which “cannot be booked at any price.” But when Tom put in a request? Of course Tom got what he wanted — but he was probably wondering why more slave labor wasn’t involved:
[From People] Certainly, this would be the ultimate dream come true, and you can see some really amazing photos of the suite, which is located on the fourth floor of the world-famous Disney World castle, here. But obviously, Tom isn’t just looking to make his child’s wildest dreams come true. Instead, he’s making a very clear statement — Daddy gives you the life of a princess, and then Mommy makes you take a cab. So nefarious. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News          |
| Rachel Weisz on Daniel Craig: “I love being married to Daniel, it’s very grounding” Posted: 07 Aug 2012 07:55 AM PDT I'm sorry, but I just think Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz are the hottest celebrity couple going at this point. Yes, they got together under suspicious circumstances. Yes, Daniel is a curmudgeon who loves to complain. But… my God, I bet their sex life is incredible. I bet it's crazy. How could it not be crazy? Anyway, Rachel is promoting The Bourne Legacy these days – it comes out this week. And she's been giving some interesting interviews too – she sat down with Hello Magazine, and she ended up talking about Daniel more than she ever has before. Because the orgasms are just THAT powerful.
[From Contact Music and Hello Magazine, print edition] Is the running thing true, or did they just tell her that because they were startled by her duck-like run? Whatever. As for all of her lovely-dovey talk about Daniel… I told you. It's the sex. They're still in the "OMG, we have to bone all the time" phase. And it's hot. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.    |
| Lady Gaga & Taylor Kinney have been together one year…? Really? Posted: 07 Aug 2012 07:14 AM PDT Lady Gaga posted the above photo to her Little Monsters site yesterday with the comment "T and Me". 'T' being Taylor Kinney. So… I guess they're back on or they were never off? Unfortunately, I keep hearing rumors about Lady Gaga's love life. I try to ignore those rumors for the most part, because I can't imagine her in a functional relationship, and because I think her personal life is probably pretty rough. I keep hearing that Gaga and Taylor Kinney are always on-and-off, that they're constantly breaking up and getting back together, and that he's kind of a user. I also hear that Gaga still isn't done with Luc Carl, and that Luc is still very much in the picture – sometimes. There might even be some overlap between Luc Carl and Taylor as far as Gaga's affections go. Of course, if you told me that Taylor was screwing around too, I would believe you. Page Six also reports this morning that Taylor and Gaga celebrated their "first anniversary" in Chicago, where he's filming Chicago Fire (otherwise known as "Hot Dudes Fulfilling Your Fireman Fantasies"). They ate at Spiaggia with "four pals" and had oysters and cavier. Apparently, Gaga has been spending some time in Chicago for a while as Kinney films. Hm. Meanwhile, Gaga announced her new album – it will be called ARTPOP. She's been tweeting and posting a lot of images lately – I'm including a promotional photo for Gaga's Fame fragrance (the one of Gaga from behind), plus some "Gaga Unicorn" photos, plus the ARTPOP announcement, via tattoo. Photos courtesy of Gaga's Twitter, Little Monsters, and Steven Klein.    |
| Natalie Portman served vegan food at her wedding, didn’t even have a cake Posted: 07 Aug 2012 05:25 AM PDT Natalie Portman and Benjamin Millepied got married in Big Sur on Saturday. Apparently, it was a pretty traditional Jewish wedding, although some of you took issue with Natalie for being a "cafeteria Jew" (like cafeteria Catholic, I suppose), picking and choosing what she believed in as far as her Jewish faith. What I found surprising were the little things – I didn't know Jewish weddings could go down on the Sabbath. I didn't know you could have a traditional Jewish wedding outside of the temple. And I thought traditional Jewish brides had to be more covered up than Natalie was – The Mail has some photos of Natalie in her Rodarte wedding gown, and you can see them here. Her arms are covered (in transparent white), but the dress is a tea-length A-line. Is that allowed?! Besides all of that, Natalie's wedding sounds okay. The only food was vegan, though. Ugh.
Aw, I like that they did the breaking of the glass (it's symbolic of the breaking of the hymen, which… too little, too late). And they danced the hora! YAY. Thoughts on the lack of a wedding cake? Thoughts on the macaroons and the "gift" of wildflower seeds? Eh. I don't have an issue with macaroons… but she should have had a cake as well! Why even get married if you're not going to have a wedding cake? That's, like, one of the few reasons to get married. THE CAKE. Let's see, other details… a source told In Touch Weekly, "Her dress was stunning, not overly showy or revealing. Very much her own subtle and pretty personal style – she always has a hippie theme, whatever she does." Um, really? Natalie is a hippie? When did that happen? Some of the guests: Diane Sawyer and her husband Mike Nichols (Nichols directed Portman in Closer), Ivanka Trump, Macaulay Culkin and Rashida Jones. Which sounds like the guest list was chosen by picking named out of a hat. I wonder if any of Benjamin's ballet friends were even invited? Hm. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Honey Boo Boo Chile’s TLC show premieres tomorrow and it looks outrageous Posted: 07 Aug 2012 05:02 AM PDT
Six year-old Honey Boo Boo Chile, one of the precocious stars of TLC’s “Toddlers & Tiaras,” has her own spin-off show on TLC. Honey Boo Boo’s co-star, Eden Wood, got a show on Logo this year called “Eden’s World” in which she and her family coached other tots in the competitive, bizarre world of child beauty pageants. So I guess this is the second spin off for a T&T castmember, featuring the one with the most colorful family to put it lightly. Earlier this year we covered Honey Boo Boo and her mom, June, on Dr. Drew. June admitted that she regularly gives her daughter a mixture of Red Bull and Mountain Dew as part of her pageant prep, calling it “Go Go Juice.” No we can get a glimpse inside their fascinating family life, and the preview makes the show look as exploitative as a kiddie beauty pageant. Here’s more:
[From The Insider] For those of you who watch The Simpsons – do you remember when Cletus’ kids got hired by Krusty the Clown to provide entertainment on his show, and made them play up being backwoods hicks? That’s what this show reminds me of. Only Lisa isn’t going to swoop in and save anyone from this mess. Here’s the trailer for the show. There’s a 17 year-old sister who is pregnant, the family has a pig that seems to live in the house, and their recreational activities include four wheeling and jumping into mud. A commenter on YouTube mentions that the mother, June, is 32, which would have made her about 14 when her oldest daughter was conceived. (The 17 year-old that’s pregnant now.) Her husband is 40, which means he was about 22 at the time and it was statutory rape. I just hope June is lying about her age. I can’t with this show. TLC should be ashamed, but you know that network has no capacity for shame. They regularly feature people who eat rocks and drink their own pee. Watching these clips makes me feel sick to my stomach, not because of this family but because a show like this even got made. Here’s a clip where they go to an auction and bid on donuts or something. The mother sneezes multiple times during her interview segment and never says “excuse me.” There’s another clip available on Huffington Post where the pregnant 17 year-old gets an ultrasound and the technician makes the brilliant decision to perform one on six year-old Honey Boo Boo so she can see the chicken nuggets in her stomach. (Really.) I’ll say something nice – she’s a cute kid.    |
| Kristen Stewart & Garrett Hedlund have chemistry in the new ‘On the Road’ trailer Posted: 07 Aug 2012 04:24 AM PDT Now that we know Kristen Stewart is capable of rolling her eyes provocatively at other men, it's time we review Kristen's previous associations with other dudes, right? I remember rumors about Kristen and her male co-stars while she was filming On The Road. Kristen worked with a number of hot dudes on that movie – Garrett Hedlund, Sam Riley, Tom Sturridge (who is Rob Pattinson's BFF) and Viggo Mortensen. Now, did Kristen fool around with any of these dudes? Doubtful. But you've got to ask the question now that we know how self-destructive she was and is. And if I had to name one of those dudes as a potential lover… it would be Garrett. I know he's with Kiki Dunst. But Garrett is still my choice. Anyway, there's a new trailer for On the Road. It seems like a weird time for the studio to release a new trailer, right? Or maybe it's a brilliant timing choice. Re-focus on Kristen Stewart, The Actress, in a role that's giving her some of the better reviews of her career. From what I've heard of the film, Kristen plays it very sexy – she's playing the 16-year-old bride of Dean Moriarty, and she has sex scenes and she goes topless, etc. Here's the new trailer: I have to admit, I’ll be seeing this. It might be a rental for me, but I will see this. And here's the first trailer (which we saw a few months ago): You know what's weird? On the Road doesn't have an American release date yet. I wonder if producers are worried that Kristen's former fan-girls are going to picket all of her movies now. Meanwhile, Kristen's last lover now thinks that fooling around with Kristen is the "the worst mistake of his life". According to Radar, Rupert Sanders is in a pit of despair because he succumbed to sexy lip-biting:
I keep saying that I really hope Liberty leaves him. I think she's been unhappy in LA for a while, and she probably wants to move back to London, and that will become the big issue. And I really hope Rob has dumped Kristen too, although I'm expecting a lot of back-and-forth on that issue for the next few months. But the Rupert-Liberty thing seems more clean-cut – she should throw the bastard out. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Pink is the newest face of CoverGirl, an unconventional & brilliant choice? Posted: 07 Aug 2012 04:20 AM PDT You know what surprises me? Every woman that I've encountered kind of loves Pink. They either like her music or they like her personality, or both. She's brash and funny and smart… and she has a lot of heart. So… basically, she's a pretty good role model for women of all ages. Which means Pink's newest gig is pretty cool – the announcement came yesterday: Pink is the newest face of CoverGirl. She joins the ranks of Taylor Swift, Sofia Vergara, Drew Barrymore, Ellen DeGeneres and Queen Latifah. Pink tweeted the header photo with the message, "Guess who’s the new COVERGIRL!!!!!!!!!!!”
While I never would have thought of Pink as a potential choice to front a makeup/beauty line, I have to applaud CoverGirl's bold, somewhat unconventional choice. Pink gave birth to Willow last year, and Pink turns 33 years old next month… both of which give her an "in" with CoverGirl's target markets, I'm sure. I like it when makeup and beauty companies hire "unconventional" people, and I like when they hire someone in their 30s or 40s. As I get older, I get angrier and angrier when some 20-year-old is selling me something. But I identify with Pink – and I think a lot of women will too. Which makes this a brilliant choice. For CoverGirl's part, their press release said, "With the signing of Pink, COVERGIRL is celebrating ‘Beauty with an Edge’ and who better to deliver that message than someone who embodies art and attitude. Pink and COVERGIRL are looking to inspire women to celebrate their individuality and never settle for a single beauty standard.” The ad campaign will roll out this fall, and will feature a lot of bright candy colors, apparently. If only I could pull off orange. Photos courtesy of Pink's Twitter, Cover Girl, WENN.    |
| Karl Lagerfeld’s cat, Princess Choupette, gets her own mag spread: amazing? Posted: 07 Aug 2012 04:17 AM PDT I'm not even going to pretend that I'm writing about this photo spread for any real gossipy, newsy or controversial reason. I just like cat photos, and I love that Karl Lagerfeld is a newly-minted "cat person" who gives interviews about his beautiful, fluffy, darling kitty Choupette. Lagerfeld has already photographed Choupette, of course, for Harper's Bazaar. Plus, Karl posts photos of Choupette on his Twitter page, which is probably my favorite sentence of all time. Last week, Karl talked even more about Choupette and how "not commercial" she is and how she will never be tainted by his business. Of course, Choupette also flies on Karl's private jet, goes to the vet every ten days, and has three dedicated maids. And she had her own iPad. Which she knows how to use. Anyway, Choupette may not be "commercial" but she has gotten her own photo spread in I-D Magazine (photos at the end of the post):
OMG, Choupette has her own private garden? She terrorizes "the staff"? She hates water? Magnificent. So… here are the photos. I love Choupette Lagerfeld so much. Photos courtesy of I-D.    |
| Johnny Depp looks less puffy in a solo outing to Pink Taco: hot or busted? Posted: 07 Aug 2012 04:16 AM PDT These are some new photos of Johnny Depp at a party at Pink Taco last night. He was celebrating with Steven Tyler and Aerosmith – the party was for their new album, Music From Another Dimension. Johnny sings "backing vocals" on at least one of the songs on the new album, and I guess he's tight with all of those rockers, right? Johnny was flying solo at the event, and reportedly Depp seemed in "high spirits" as he laughed and joked with fans, and signed lots of autographs. He even looks better in these photos – not so puffy and tired. Maybe he's not drinking so much. Also: hand to God, Johnny has better eyeliner-application skills than Duchess Kate. As for who Johnny is with these days, and whether or not he's single or trying to reconcile with Vanessa Paradis or Amber Heard (or both), I don't really know. Us Weekly had this story several days ago:
I don't even know. Maybe Vanessa and Johnny are back together. Maybe they're just playing nice for their kids. Maybe they were never really apart, but just on a time-out. I have no idea at this point. I suspect Vanessa has a better idea of what she wants, but God knows what is going on in Johnny's head at this point. PS… I'm enchanted by that photo of Depp signing his autograph. Is he drawing a dong? Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
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