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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.21.12
- January Jones Has A New Boyfriend
- Remember How Flat And Awesome And Amazing Megan Fox’s Stomach Was In Transformers?
- Lindsay Lohan Pulled Another Jewel Heist. Allegedly.
- Scarlett Johansson Looks Awesome Again
- Rosie O’Donnell Had A Heart Attack After Helping A Fat Woman Out Of A Car, Her Words
- Amanda Bynes Was In Another Car Accident
- Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.21.12 Posted: 21 Aug 2012 01:00 PM PDT        “He manages a Wendy’s! Oh, I can smell it on his shirt!!” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that answers the question ‘Remember that kid the school nurse hated because they kept coming to school and giving everybody lice?’ That kid was Miley Cyrus. We’ve also got Emmanuelle Chriqui who, despite constant comparisons to Read More ...  |
| January Jones Has A New Boyfriend Posted: 21 Aug 2012 11:50 AM PDT        Despite her penchant for birthing spite babies and making the maid pretend they’re hers, January Jones apparently has a new boyfriend and don’t worry, I had the same questions as you: Who’s he’s married to? And when’s the new baby coming? Here’s what I found out: 1. No clue. 2. January Jones really doesn’t like Read More ...  |
| Remember How Flat And Awesome And Amazing Megan Fox’s Stomach Was In Transformers? Posted: 21 Aug 2012 10:55 AM PDT |
| Lindsay Lohan Pulled Another Jewel Heist. Allegedly. Posted: 21 Aug 2012 09:53 AM PDT        Apparently it’s Creature of Habit Day, because TMZ is reporting Lindsay Lohan went to a house party Sunday night where jewelry mysteriously went missing and the two dudes she brought with her are the prime suspects. I’m as shocked as you are: The party lasted all night. Lindsay left at around noon Monday, but before Read More ...  |
| Scarlett Johansson Looks Awesome Again Posted: 21 Aug 2012 08:58 AM PDT        “I see you over there, weird angles…” Here’s Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend Nate Naylor (Who she apparently didn’t leave for a dude from a 1989 Pert Plus commercial. Whoops.) in Paris on Sunday where she looked absolutely awesome. Because when you have a name like Nate Naylor, you don’t cheapen your brand by inexplicably Read More ...  |
| Rosie O’Donnell Had A Heart Attack After Helping A Fat Woman Out Of A Car, Her Words Posted: 21 Aug 2012 08:11 AM PDT        Last week Rosie O’Donnell apparently helped a woman out of a car only to find herself suffering a “Widowmaker” heart attack which not a lot of people live through. So to commemorate this momentous occasion, she blogged about it in weird poetic stanzas, so here’s an easier to read version from People: O’Donnell said her Read More ...  |
| Amanda Bynes Was In Another Car Accident Posted: 21 Aug 2012 07:14 AM PDT        So Amanda Bynes was Amanda Bynes again. That’s really the only way to put this. Via TMZ: Bynes was driving in the San Fernando Valley at around 8 PM when a car rear-ended her rental. The driver of the other car claims Amanda made a reckless maneuver that triggered the collision. Cops showed up but Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News Posted: 21 Aug 2012 06:38 AM PDT        - Jennifer Lopez trained Casper Smart to know his place. - Todd Akin already made an ad apologizing for that whole rape can’t get you pregnant business except that means he agrees with medical science and just alienated his base. Well played. - Leonardo DiCaprio had sex with all of this. Read More ...  |
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