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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.9.12
- Jeremy Renner Wasn’t Thrilled With Hawkeye’s Role In ‘The Avengers’
- Bret Easton Ellis Says Matt Bomer Is Too Gay For ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
- We Found The Golddigger Mecca
- Ben Affleck’s Not Directing The Justice League
- Liberty Ross Wants Rupert Sanders Back
- Jennifer Lawrence Definitely Works Out And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.9.12 Posted: 09 Aug 2012 01:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where you get to passively rage on low-level fame whores or just delight in watching Jean-Claude Van Damme crack a walnut with his asscheeks like these few lucky fans. Either way, enjoy Heidi Klum‘s dress blowing strangely in the win–PREGNANT!, Sean Penn cleverly disguising the motor oil he Read More ...  |
| Jeremy Renner Wasn’t Thrilled With Hawkeye’s Role In ‘The Avengers’ Posted: 09 Aug 2012 12:00 PM PDT        Jeremy Renner stars in one of the most lucrative movie franchises of the moment, but apparently he’s going to hang his hat on milking the Bourne movies to death because here he is shitting on Hawkeye’s role in The Avengers knowing full well killing off characters keeps Joss Whedon‘s head shiny. And if you haven’t Read More ...  |
| Bret Easton Ellis Says Matt Bomer Is Too Gay For ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Posted: 09 Aug 2012 11:03 AM PDT        Author Bret Easton Ellis wants reality star/not-an-actor Scott Disick to play Patrick Bateman in a reboot of American Psycho, thinks Tom Cruise will play a role that isn’t a 100% heterosexual karate machine and signed off Lindsay Lohan starring in an adaptation of one his books, so clearly this a man everyone should listen to Read More ...  |
| Posted: 09 Aug 2012 08:54 AM PDT        Italian entrepreneur/black diamond specialist/guy who really loves 80s sunglasses Fawaz Gruosi celebrated his 60th birthday last night at The Billionaire Club in Sardinia which apparently sent out a goddamn clarion call to every golddigger on the planet because, Christ, was this thing stacked. Legend has it some of them even stopped spending rich dudes’ money Read More ...  |
| Ben Affleck’s Not Directing The Justice League Posted: 09 Aug 2012 08:45 AM PDT        “Alright, Flash, in this shot, Wonder Woman’s going to gently rest her giant Amazon penis on your back.” “Got it. Wait, what?” Presumably because his days are filled with finding new and inventive ways to sneak babies into Jennifer Garner‘s uterus, Ben Affleck will not be directing a Justice League movie despite reports that Warner Read More ...  |
| Liberty Ross Wants Rupert Sanders Back Posted: 09 Aug 2012 07:58 AM PDT        Despite the fact the entire world saw Rupert Sanders pretend he’s Bane by using Kristen Stewart‘s vagina as a mask, his wife Liberty Ross apparently still wants to make their marriage work even though she’s already hired a divorce attorney who I’ll just assume’s been tasked with finding legal grounds to make Robert Pattinson have Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lawrence Definitely Works Out And Other News Posted: 09 Aug 2012 06:59 AM PDT        - Jennifer Aniston as a hooker, anyone? - Chivettes Bored At Work - Prince Harry still has testicles. He checked. - Something about Madonna and a Pussy Riot? The whole thing sounds Read More ...  |
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