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- Tony Scott Didn’t Have Brain Cancer. Interesting.
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.20.12
- Taylor Swift Thinks Wearing A Vintage Bikini Will Impress The Kennedys
- Kim Kardashian Broke Kris Humphries’ Parent’s Marriage, Too
- Hey, Look, It’s Jennifer Aniston In A Bra!
- Quote Of The Day
- Kendall Jenner Is Appropriate
- Tony Scott Had Inoperable Brain Cancer. Yeesh.
- So Lea Michele Knows The Do Something Awards Are For Kids, Right?
- Crouching Coco, Hidden Cameltoe And Other News
- Rihanna To Oprah: ‘Chris Brown Is The Love Of My Life,’ Just… Goddammit
- So Tony Scott Jumped Off A Bridge (1944 – 2012)
| Tony Scott Didn’t Have Brain Cancer. Interesting. Posted: 20 Aug 2012 05:32 PM PDT  So remember earlier today when everyone was all like, “Dude, Tony Scott totally had brain cancer and that’s why he jumped off a bridge.” About that. TMZ reports: TMZ has learned … Scott’s wife told investigators the rumor that Tony had inoperable brain cancer is “absolutely false.” Although the autopsy results have been deferred pending Read More ...  |
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.20.12 Posted: 20 Aug 2012 03:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I sadly report that hipster fashion came at the King and it didn’t miss, Ice-T lost all muscle function in his right arm for 48 hours after doing this, Colin Farrell is either doing the same kind of yoga as Russell Brand or just a ton of Read More ...  |
| Taylor Swift Thinks Wearing A Vintage Bikini Will Impress The Kennedys Posted: 20 Aug 2012 02:15 PM PDT        TAYLOR: Why do I have to keep wearing these old-timey bathing suits every time we swim? CONOR: My dad says it’s in case I kill you we can just say we found one of Uncle Ted’s old girlfriends from the 60s frozen in an inbox. TAYLOR: What?! CONOR: I mean, pretty! You look so pretty Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Broke Kris Humphries’ Parent’s Marriage, Too Posted: 20 Aug 2012 01:30 PM PDT        Probably because they made a son stupid enough to think Kim Kardashian wouldn’t screw him over the second she needed a new storyline for her show, Kris Humphries‘ parents are getting a divorce which I’m also going to blame being exposed to Kris Jenner for because she’s fucking Satan. These poor people never stood a Read More ...  |
| Hey, Look, It’s Jennifer Aniston In A Bra! Posted: 20 Aug 2012 12:28 PM PDT        And now back to celebrity boobs. Here’s Jennifer Aniston filming ‘We’re The Millers’ in North Carolina today where – SPOILER ALERT – her character apparently walks around with her breasts hanging out, so I’m guessing she’s a scientist. You can tell by how deep in thought her breasts look. They should put eyebrows on them Read More ...  |
| Posted: 20 Aug 2012 12:00 PM PDT  “Rape is rape.” - President Barack Obama responding to Missouri Congressman Todd Akin’s comment that women don’t get really get pregnant from “legitimate rape” because their body magically “shuts that whole thing down.” He’s since conceded that okay, maybe, women can get pregnant from rape, but it hasn’t happened to anybody he knows. To their Read More ...  |
| Posted: 20 Aug 2012 11:27 AM PDT        Because Kris Jenner won’t rest until all of us are in jail for looking at her jailbait daughters thus allowing older prisoners (a.k.a. O.J.) to be released early due to overcrowding so she can make another Khloe (That’s right, I’m onto you.), here’s Kendall Jenner at a Barnes & Noble signing yesterday which I’m only Read More ...  |
| Tony Scott Had Inoperable Brain Cancer. Yeesh. Posted: 20 Aug 2012 10:12 AM PDT  If you’re wondering why Tony Scott jumped off a bridge yesterday, or at least were before you read the headline, ABC News is reporting the director had inoperable brain cancer so it was The Hunger Games! which suggests he decided to go out on his own terms which, in all seriousness, is badass in my Read More ...  |
| So Lea Michele Knows The Do Something Awards Are For Kids, Right? Posted: 20 Aug 2012 09:34 AM PDT        The Do Something awards are awards for kids that.. do something (Journalism!), so unlike everyone else in attendance who managed to dress conservatively, Lea Michele showed up with her tits hanging out like it’s the goddamn Oscars. Because, sure, these kids probably worked hard and overcame obstacles to promote positive change in their communities, but Read More ...  |
| Crouching Coco, Hidden Cameltoe And Other News Posted: 20 Aug 2012 08:00 AM PDT        - Johnny Depp used to bang Kate Moss and Vanessa Paradis, so I’m sure those two were real happy to find out they picked the same vacation spot. - Have you seen this hot girl? I like to believe she’s reading The Superficial right now like all sexy women. (See? Those guys won’t Read More ...  |
| Rihanna To Oprah: ‘Chris Brown Is The Love Of My Life,’ Just… Goddammit Posted: 20 Aug 2012 07:24 AM PDT        Chris Brown almost brutally killed Rihanna and left her for dead after she looked at his phone and caught him cheating with another woman (or man), so of course, this is the person she just described to Oprah as the “love of her life.” Via E! News: “We love each other and we probably always Read More ...  |
| So Tony Scott Jumped Off A Bridge (1944 – 2012) Posted: 20 Aug 2012 05:57 AM PDT  “Tom, Tom. We want this volleyball scene to be gay, but not too gay. Quit licking Val.” Director Tony Scott (Top Gun, Crimson Tide, True Romance, other awesome movies) jumped off the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro yesterday after reportedly leaving behind a suicide note in his office, according to The LA Times: Several Read More ...  |
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