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- Anastasia Steele Getting Railed To Soothing Sounds Of Bach And Chopin? Oh, E.L. James!
- Jack Osbourne Tweets Bull Poo At NBC!
- Liberty Ross Faces The World Post-KStew Affair WITHOUT Her Wedding Ring!
- National Marriage Equality Day Sends Gay Marriage Supporters To LGBT-Friendly Businesses
- Selena Gomez Gets Hot & Sweaty On Set With Parental Guidance Suggested!
- Robert Pattinson Could Follow Tom Cruise's Scientology Footsteps!
- Katy Perry & John Mayer Cuddle With Creatures Too!
- Arrested Development Production Begins Today?? We Just Blue Ourselves!
- EXCLUSIVE! Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas' Marriage Is FINE!
- CSI Star Wants To Work With 'Bratty' Bieber Again!
| Anastasia Steele Getting Railed To Soothing Sounds Of Bach And Chopin? Oh, E.L. James! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 01:22 PM PDT A sommelier is someone who specializes in the intricate matching of food dishes to particular wines. Do you know what we call someone who pairs specific classical music pieces to deviantly kinky acts of sadomasochism? E.L. James! The atypical author who gave us 150 different shades of a dark and freed Christian Grey returns with recommendations on what background music should be playing whilst one feasts on her titillating trilogy! She's collaborating with EMI Classics to release 50 Shades of Grey: The Classical Album! Fifteen tracks of sexually charged classical compositions designed to deeply penetrate your ears while one hand flips pages and the other cracks open the TV remote to steal the batteries! Consider that the next time you re-read chapter seven for that one scene where Christian Grey -- who looks strikingly similar to Alexander Skarsgard in our mind's eye -- blindfolds It could be even hotter with Thomas Tallis's Spem in Alium! bellowing in the background! In a statement, James said:
The compilation hits stores on August 21 but we imagine most of you secret seks shoppers will buy it online, LOLz!! Take a peek at the complete track listing below:
[Image via EMI Classics.] |
| Jack Osbourne Tweets Bull Poo At NBC! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 01:10 PM PDT Oooh damn son! The ingredients in this NBC/Osbourne discrimination jambalaya sure are getting SPICY!! Yesterday, Sharon Osbourne reportedly quit NBC's America's Got Talent because NBC had allegedly fired her son, Jack Osbourne, from a new reality show due to his Multiple Sclerosis diagnoses. Then, earlier today, we posted NBC's reaction to Sharon and Jack's accusations, in which a rep claimed nothing official had ever been signed concerning Jack's participation on the show, and that they had even offered him alternative roles, which NBC alleges Jack turned down. The media giant also claims NBC NEVER discriminates employees based on anything - ever. Well, Jack has whiffed some smelly bovine poo and took to Twitter to call NBC out on their rank excretions! Jack tweets:
OoooOOooo!! Them's some fighting words, Jack! But what can he prove? It's not like Jack can really 100% show that NBC nixed him because of his diagnosis... We just hope this nastay network issue gets amicably resolved SOON, and that Jack finds something even BETTER than some silly celeb-military reality show! [Image via WENN.] |
| Liberty Ross Faces The World Post-KStew Affair WITHOUT Her Wedding Ring! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 12:54 PM PDT Well SNAP, SNAP! There's your message, Rupert Sanders!! Liberty Ross has left the sanctuary of her home to face life head-on with a confident stride and NO wedding ring!! Guess those talks of couples' counseling are out the window!! ...probably much like Rupert's belongings. And who can really blame Liberty?? Cheating on your wife of seven years (and the mother of your two children) with the actress who played her daughter is a BIG offense, buster! That "momentary indiscretion" with Kristen Stewart will go down as the affair that changed pop culture forever. Cuz that diamond he gave Liberty isn't symbolizing "forever!" Clearly! [Image via National Photo Group.] |
| National Marriage Equality Day Sends Gay Marriage Supporters To LGBT-Friendly Businesses Posted: 07 Aug 2012 12:40 PM PDT It's National Marriage Equality Day! In an effort to show support for businesses that are LGBT-friendly (and proud of it), Equally Wed magazine is encouraging same-sex marriage supporters to patronize these establishments. While Chick-fil-A owners are adamant about traditional marriage, companies like Starbucks, Best Buy, and Nike openly believe in and support equality. Organizers of the event originally wanted to specifically flood Starbucks in a similar fashion that people did on Mike Huckabee's "Appreciation Day," but it turns out that there was already a Starbucks Appreciation Day. Instead, the online LGBT marriage magazine explained:
To learn more about the cause and what businesses support progress in our ever-chaning society, click on over here and put your money where your mouth is! If U think corporations are already making enough money, there are plenty of charities that will happily accept a donation as well! |
| Selena Gomez Gets Hot & Sweaty On Set With Parental Guidance Suggested! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 12:39 PM PDT Her boyfriend Justin Bieber may be taking over the pop scene at the moment, but it looks like Selena Gomez is twerkin' her silver screen skills! The singer-slash-actress and Disney starlet was spotted on set of her upcoming indie flick, Parental Guidance Suggested yesterday! Check out Mz. Selenita (above) braving the Van Nuys heat!! Gurl must've been SUPER hot in those sweats, with temps nearing 100 degrees in the valley yesterday! Somehow -- as always -- she manages to look adorbz! [Image via AKM-GSI.] |
| Robert Pattinson Could Follow Tom Cruise's Scientology Footsteps! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 12:20 PM PDT Knock! Knock! Knock!
Since Tom Cruise's divorce shed some embarrassing light on the religion, word around town is that the Church wants a fresh face to represent them. One follower reveals:
Hmm... this would tie in with that National Enquirer report about Kirstie Alley. According to them, she's "spearheading the efforts to lure" him. She's even allegedly shown up at his house! There's actually a source who's seen strange visitors lately:
Guess they didn't get the memo -- he's been shacking up at Reese Witherspoon's place! But hmm.. we're not so sure Rob will follow the Scientology suit. Sure, there are lots of celebrities who do it (see below), but he's got so going for him, we doubt he'll wanna give up his independent ways! [Image via Mavrix Online.] |
| Katy Perry & John Mayer Cuddle With Creatures Too! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 12:11 PM PDT Michael Kives knows how to throw a WILD party!! There might as well have been a "Welcome to the Jungle" banner when you entered his weekend bash. Cuz there were MOTHA-LUVIN animals all up in there!! Katy Perry and John Mayer had one helluva date with those alligators and kangaroos! Luckily, one eyewitness got all the deets. They say:
Well... it did kinda technically start back in 2009. The night before Russell Brand dazzled her heart, she and Johnny boy were allll over each other. But we're supah excited for this new blossom of love!! KtP deserves blooming happiness 24/7! [Image via WENN.] |
| Arrested Development Production Begins Today?? We Just Blue Ourselves! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 11:49 AM PDT Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see us?? That is a banana! From Bluth's Frozen Banana Stand! We're positively overwhelmed with feelings of joyfully delicious wonderment because, after a six year depressballz hiatus, Arrested Development returns to the small screen! Fox, series creator Mitch Hurwitz, and new broadcast partner Netflix rounded up the same cast and crew for a new season to begin production TODAY! Making a comeback are Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Michael Cera, David Cross, and all of your other favorite Bluths! Even Ron Howard returns as narrator! The 10 episode season functions as a HIGHlarious bridge between the old series and the upcoming feature film -- with each episode featuring a different main cast member. This is so exhilarating!! We can't wait to stuff another one of their world famous frozen bananas into our mouth! [Image via Fox Broadcasting Company.] |
| EXCLUSIVE! Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas' Marriage Is FINE! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 11:40 AM PDT Phew! We have to admit, we were worried for a second! We've recently been hearing some pretty aggressive murmurs that things between Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith haven't been so blissful. In fact, some sources were even suggesting that the Hollywood heavyweights were one misstep away from a divorce! But thankfully, it turns out that all is well on the homefront of the Griffith-Banderas abode. How do we know? Well, Melanie told us herself, OF COURSE! In an EXCLUSIVE tweet sent to us by Miz. Griffith, she proudly confirms:
Well! Thank goodness for that! You guys have something special, Mel. Everyone can see that. And despite the bumps in the road, ya'll have always manage to find a way to let your love overcome all the obstacles. You're an inspiration! We wish we saw more of this kind of devotion in LA-LA-Land! [Image via WENN.] |
| CSI Star Wants To Work With 'Bratty' Bieber Again! Posted: 07 Aug 2012 11:19 AM PDT How could anyone possibly forget Justin Bieber's cameo appearance on CSI last year, where he was shot at and ultimately, killed off?! His guest role on the show created quite the fair amount of dramz, after the show's star, Marg Helgenberger fired off complaints that the Biebs was "kind of a brat" on set! Well now, it seems that Helgenberger is changing her tune! When recently asked if she'd ever want to come face to face with Justin on set for another guest spot, she exclaimed, "of course!" Perhaps Marg's now become a Belieber?! Ha! Hopefully, if Bieby DOES get an invite back, he won't go smashing any cakes or locking producers in closets! LOLz! [Images via WENN.] |
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