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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.2.12
- Bryan Cranston Got a Real Bargain on The Dutch Hooker Who Took His Virginity
- Jennifer Lopez Will Sue Anyone Who Clearly Saw Casper Smart Walking In and Out of a Peep Show
- So This Katy Perry Dating John Mayer Thing Might Be Happening
- Miley Cyrus Washed Off Her Dang Ol’ Boobies For Liam
- Heather Locklear’s Still Got It And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.2.12 Posted: 02 Aug 2012 12:45 PM PDT        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m just going to say right off the bat is a completely giant-cockless shell of a post compared to yesterday’s masterpiece. For the two of you that managed to resist the magnetic pull of the fasspenis, from where do you draw your power, TELL ME FOR THE Read More ...  |
| Bryan Cranston Got a Real Bargain on The Dutch Hooker Who Took His Virginity Posted: 02 Aug 2012 11:00 AM PDT  “And for an extra 3 guilders, POW — Right in the titties!” Posted by Photo Boy Bryan Cranston is probably the greatest actor of all time. Ok, that could be a bit of an overstatement, but not if you’re not a fan of Breaking Bad and/or stories involving teenagers tricking their parents into funding their Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lopez Will Sue Anyone Who Clearly Saw Casper Smart Walking In and Out of a Peep Show Posted: 02 Aug 2012 10:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Just over a week ago Jennifer Lopez‘s boyfriend, Casper Smart, disproved his surname by walking into a peep show in front of at least one person standing across the street breathlessly clicking away on a fancy image replicating machine, or “photographer” to anyone with functioning brain cells. Turns out JLo didn’t Read More ...  |
| So This Katy Perry Dating John Mayer Thing Might Be Happening Posted: 02 Aug 2012 08:30 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy Despite reports that Katy Perry had opted to sparkledust her uterus instead of tending to the IVs and various machines keeping John Mayer clinging to life, it seems she actually chose the latter. Maybe Reese Witherspoon carved ‘whore’ into Katy’s car door with her chin, or maybe Mila Kunis‘s decision to Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Washed Off Her Dang Ol’ Boobies For Liam Posted: 02 Aug 2012 07:00 AM PDT       Posted by Photo Boy Miley Cyrus is 19, and rich as shit, so it makes sense that she has absolutely no perspective on how distracting and annoying it is to a man to have to address her immature neediness. Oh and did I mention while he’s working? Because she’s pulling this shit while he’s working. Read More ...  |
| Heather Locklear’s Still Got It And Other News Posted: 02 Aug 2012 06:00 AM PDT        Posted by Photo Boy - Redheads Who Also Have One Other Giant Boobish Thing In Common - Disney is about to start pimping their new toy on primetime television. - Nick Offerman got his big break from John Travolta is the only explanation here. - Tan Mom got paid not to Read More ...  |
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