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• Michael Fassbender will only show the Fassdong to “facilitate” the story
• Katy Perry is either pregnant or getting a divorce, nothing in between
• Tori Spelling’s husband tweets a photo with her giant tatas in the background
• Protestors demand that Ryan Gosling be named Sexiest Man of The Year
• Natalie Wood’s 1981 death is being re-investigated with new, sketchy evidence
• Meryl Streep accused of being a money-grabbing history-revisionist
• Angelina Jolie might play “the female Lawrence of Arabia” for Ridley Scott
• Justin Theroux hates Jen Aniston & Chelsea Handler’s friendship
• Cameron Diaz is probably boning Ryan Phillippe and Leo DiCaprio too
• Did Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher have an open marriage?

Michael Fassbender will only show the Fassdong to “facilitate” the story Posted: 18 Nov 2011 09:35 AM PST Michael Fassbender was at last night's GQ Men of the Year event - you can see some of the photos here, at Lainey. He wasn't wearing a tie, and he looked GOOD. He looked like he'd had a few before he came to the event, and then once at the event, he was the life of the party. Who doesn't want to spend time partying with the Fassdong? So, anyway, I'm including Fassie's GQ cover, an additional image from GQ, plus some grab-bag photos of Fassie from the last month or so as he's been promoting Shame and A Dangerous Method. FASSIE 4 EVA. By the way, I don't know if many of you watched this, but it's totally worth it - I LOVE this video. I want this video to have its way with me. JESUS CHRIST. His accent. His smile. The way that he looks in that charcoal henley. Why isn't he my husband? Anyway, yesterday, we ended up getting into a discussion about Fassie's height, because the GQ interviewer claimed he was "short". I don't know how tall he is, really - my guess is a tad shorter than 6 feet. But the hell does height mean, really? Women think height has something to do with dong size, and obviously, The Fassdong would rock your world. Everybody who sees Shame talks about how well-endowed Fassie is. And Fassie is the kind of dude who KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH IT. I cannot stress that enough. There is this new interview with Fassie at HuffPo - they ask him a lot of questions about his full-frontal work in Shame. PRAISE IT, y'all. Here are some highlights: Risky career moves and full-frontal: “What are the risks? If we look at it — how can it be risky for me? Then you start to go into sort of an area about worrying about your image, or whatever that is. I mean, I’m not like a politician; I’m a storyteller and I’m supposed to facilitate stories, they’re not supposed to facilitate me. So that’s what it’s all about.” Fassie spent time with real-life sex addicts, using one man’s story in particular to inform his preparation and performance: “I got a real sort of insight into this difficulty that Brandon has with intimacy. It was exactly the same condition that this guy had, and you just realize, very quickly, how real this condition is and how it can tear lives apart. And it definitely made it clear to me that this is a real addiction, even though it hasn’t been recognized officially as one. And then, okay, you’ve got to respect this guy and you’ve got to do a good job, just alone for him.” His Shame character's diet: Breakfast is limited to “a can of Red Bull and probably, like, a croissant, at most,” he said, given that his miserable character “doesn’t get sensual pleasure from eating.” Fassie doesn't understand why we can't talk about sex addiction: “Most of us have sex, so I don’t understand what we’re trying to sweep under the carpet or repress or not take a look at it,” he says. Shame's NC-17 rating worries him: “[It's] a serious film that deserves to be treated as such…Half of us have a penis and the other half have probably seen one, and so why should it be more normal to, like, chop people’s heads off and shoot people? Does that mean that that’s more acceptable or closer to us as human beings?” [From HuffPo] I can't even describe how much I love this Shame promotional tour. Not only is Fassie proving to be intelligent and insightful, but he just sights around talking about dongs and sex all day. Did anyone else get a little tingle in their pants when Fassie said "eating" and "sensual". Hot damn. Try to work the rest of the day with that imagery. Fassie. Eating. Sensual. GAH. Photos courtesy of GQ, WENN & PR Photos.

Katy Perry is either pregnant or getting a divorce, nothing in between Posted: 18 Nov 2011 08:29 AM PST Yesterday, Agent Bedhead discussed the new reports that Katy Perry and Russell Brand are either trying for a baby soon, or that Katy might already be pregnant. A few nights ago, Katy performed at Madison Square Garden, and everyone is still talking about how she looked slightly thicker in her mid-section - the photos of Katy in the blue wig are from that performance, and you can see more pics here. Anyway, Katy's rep denies that Katy has a gut full of anything but pizza BUT Katy is also announcing that she's going to take a year off. Katy Perry is taking time off to "work on her family," sources say. The pop star will rap up her 122-show "California Dreams" tour next week, and she informed her managers that after that, she'll take a year off to spend time with husband Russell Brand and to start a family. Perry told fans at her Madison Square Garden concert Wednesday that she's not pregnant but was bloated from too much "New York City pizza." She partied at Provocateur after the concert with her crew. [From Page Six] I tend to think that there are only two possibilities: either she is pregnant now (or will be very soon), or she and Brand are having serious problems, and Katy is making the effort to work on their marriage. I can believe both of those theories simultaneously, by the way. I think Katy may try to "fix" her marriage by getting knocked up, even though she might not really think having a baby is the best thing for her career. And where is Russell Brand in all of this? Well, this week's In Touch claims that while Katy has been endlessly touring, Brand has been growing closer and closer to his "friend" Sadie Turner, that blonde who he's photographed with often. Sadie and Rusty have been friends for seven years, apparently, and they go out to clubs and parties together, and, you know, they're probably boning. So… is Katy taking time off to work on her marriage with Rusty, or can it not be salvaged at this point, not even with a band-aid baby? Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Tori Spelling’s husband tweets a photo with her giant tatas in the background Posted: 18 Nov 2011 07:52 AM PST When you’re nursing a baby in the first few months you sometimes sit around at home with your boobs hanging out. It’s not like you’re trying to flash anyone, it’s just that you’re so exhausted most of the time that it ends up happening and you just don’t care. When my son was a few months old I remember my ex sister-in-law giving me the side eye for nursing him. At one point my breast was hanging out afterwards and I just didn’t notice at all. I wasn’t embarrassed about it, either. I mean, I was with family and it was an honest mistake. When I was just with my husband I would regularly sit around like that for convenience sake. Anyway Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott tweeted a photo of their son Liam, four and a half, with a little sticker on his forehead and the caption “doughhead.” McDermott uploaded it to Twitter before he noticed that Tori’s giant nursing tatas were totally visible in the background. (To see an uncensored photo, click on the header image on this page. McDermott has since deleted the photo, but he hasn’t posted an explanation.) That totally cracked me up! Tori just had her third kid, daughter Hattie Margaret, on October 10th. Here’s more about this: Look before you tweet! Dean McDermott is learning the hard way today (November 17) after he posted a photo which shows wife Tori Spelling’s breasts! In what looks to be an innocent pic, Dean snapped a shot of their son Liam goofing off in their home, but if you look closely, there are a pair of exposed knockers in the background. One can only assume they belong to the former "Beverly Hills 90210" star and that the Rated R picture was an accident. No word from Dean on Twitter yet today, but we assume he'll have some apologizing to do. [From Celebrity-Gossip.net via ONTD] Well Tori and Dean have their new show coming out in a couple weeks and this gets them a lot of publicity for it. I saw an interview with them on E! a couple days ago (below) and I didn’t cover it, because they usually bug me and I find Tori’s personality grating. I think this was an honest mistake, though, and that Dean probably caught hell at home for it. I’ve seen about two episodes of their wedding planning show and that guy is quiet most of the time while Tori takes charge and does most of the talking. I’m surprised they’ve lasted as long as they have, given how they got their start and how they seem to interact. It’s working for them, though, and Dean told E! that he enjoys working with his wife, but that he understands that it’s not for everyone. Tori has been blogging a lot. She recently penned a cheesy love letter to Dean on his 45th birthday, and she also wrote about how her son doesn’t like her changing in front of him. I know a lot of people are going to be like “Tori let her son see her boobs!” but I don’t see the big deal. Those things serve a purpose. US has photos of Tori with her new baby daughter.

Protestors demand that Ryan Gosling be named Sexiest Man of The Year Posted: 18 Nov 2011 07:00 AM PST As research for this post, I looked up the “Hey Girl” Ryan Gosling meme, which I’m familiar with but never paid much attention to in the past. I’m now irrationally happy after viewing these videos of Ryan Gosling reading his internet memes. (Kudos to MTV’s Josh Horowitz, who does the best celebrity interviews of anyone.) If you are able to, please watch Ryan Gosling giggle and get embarrassed as he reads some of his “Hey Girl” memes. Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog I’m not a Ryan Gosling superfan, like I don’t get hot for him like I do for Matt Damon at any age or Johnny Depp prior to his recent phase of debauchery. After watching these I feel giddy, though, and like a surge of puppy love is rushing over me. He’s hot, funny and he doesn’t take himself seriously. I can imagine screwing this guy and enjoying the hell out of it. Compare that to Bradley Cooper, who is a competent actor with no discernible personality traits. Cooper was just named “Sexiest Man Alive” by People Magazine, and I saw his video interview for it (at the end of this page on People’s site) and was totally underwhelmed. He’s a decent-looking guy, but if he wasn’t famous and he came at me with that personality I might not even go out with him. I’m not kidding. He just doesn’t do it for me in any way. Many people agree with me. About 15 protesters gathered outside of People Magazine’s headquarters in New York Wednesday to protest Cooper and demand that Ryan Gosling be named the Sexiest Man instead: There are a lot of protests going on in New York City these days, but this was unexpected. Call it Occupy Sexy. Announcing themselves from the social-content website BuzzFeed.com, about 15 protesters in Ryan Gosling masks showed up – in the rain, no less – outside PEOPLE’s headquarters at Manhattan’s Time-Life Building on Wednesday. “We are devastated,” Buzzfeed’s Matt Stopera, 24, said of PEOPLE’s decision to name Bradley Cooper 2011’s Sexiest Man Alive. “[Gosling's] left arm alone makes him the Sexiest Man Alive. Hello, look at his abs!” Facebook users also got into the act with an entire page devoted to The Pro-Gosling People Magazine Protest, illustrated with this week’s cover of Cooper with a great big red X over it. (Gosling’s photo is circled. What, no heart?) Of course, Gosling is in the issue that hits newsstand Friday, along with 123 other hot guys. As for the equally ab-tastic Cooper, “We stand by our man!” says PEOPLE’s Executive Editor Liz Sporkin. “Bradley Cooper is the whole package. He’s gorgeous, talented, brainy, loves his mom, can cook up a storm and speaks fluent French! Who can argue with that?” [From People] Cooper is definitely sexy when he speaks French, but that’s about it. The French speaking doesn’t make up for the rest of his blah-ness, and it’s not going to come in handy unless you’re on a trip with him to a French-speaking country. (Which could be cool, I could entertain that thought.) That novelty will wear off fast though, and you’re left with a guy who is about as interesting as a room temperature light beer. Gosling has swagger and he loves to go to amusement parks. Sure he has crap taste in women sometimes, but that just means that he’s not that discerning. I could definitely get behind him as Sexiest Man Of The Year. I doubt I’d stand outside in the cold complaining about it, but thanks to these brave souls I don’t have to. Here’s a petition to ask People Magazine to admit that they were wrong and should have chosen Gosling. He is named as one of the sexiest this year, but he should have taken top honors. Thanks to Jezebel for this video of the protest. It just cracks me up.

Natalie Wood’s 1981 death is being re-investigated with new, sketchy evidence Posted: 18 Nov 2011 06:48 AM PST This is for you bitches who used to beg me to write about vintage Hollywood scandals. In 1981, Natalie Wood's body was found floating in the ocean a mile from Splendor, the boat she shared with her husband, Robert Wagner. They had been anchored just off of Catalina Island, and at the time, the story was that Natalie was either buzzed or completely drunk, and she had slipped and fallen off of the boat. The idea of Natalie's accidental drowning was made worse by the fact that she had a well-documented fear of water - and I don't think she could swim, either. On the boat with Natalie that night: the captain of the boat, Natalie's husband Robert Wagner and Natalie's then-current costar, Christopher Walken. There was controversy, gossip and whispers about Natalie's death at the time, but it was ruled as an accident… until now. The LA County Sheriff's Office has just reopened the case because they say they have new evidence: What happened to Natalie Wood? That is the question the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Office hopes to answer regarding the Nov. 29, 1981, death of the adored movie star, it was announced late Thursday. On Friday morning’s Today show, the captain of the boat Wood fled the night of her drowning alleged that her husband, Robert Wagner, was responsible for her death. “I made mistakes by not telling the honest truth in a police report,” Dennis Davern also said on the NBC program. Saying they had new information about Wood’s death – some of it apparently form Davern – sheriff’s officials have decided to reopen the investigation, according to Deputy Benjamin Grubb. Wood, a child actress (1947’s Miracle on 34th Street) who went on to A-list status after 1955’s Rebel Without a Cause, 1961’s West Side Story and 1963’s Love With the Proper Stranger, was 43 when she mysteriously drowned while boating off Southern California’s Catalina Island. When found, Wood’s body was floating about a mile away from the yacht carrying her husband and the actor Christopher Walken, Wood’s costar in the movie Brainstorm, which she was shooting at the time. The autopsy called the death an accident, though the tragedy has long been shrouded in gossip and speculation. A spokesman for Wagner, 81, commenting on news that the case is being reopened, said in a statement, “Although no one in the Wagner family has heard from the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department about this matter, they fully support the efforts of the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and trust they will evaluate whether any new information relating to the death of Natalie Wood Wagner is valid, and that it comes from a credible source or sources other than those simply trying to profit from the 30-year anniversary of her tragic death.” The Los Angeles Times reports that homicide detectives wish to speak to Davern, the captain of the yacht, which was named Splendour (Wood starred in 1961’s Splendor in the Grass), after comments he made recounting Wood’s death on its 30th anniversary. Without elaborating, Sheriff Lee Baca told the newspaper that what Davern said was “worthy of exploring.” Davern co-authored a book published last year, Goodbye Natalie, Goodbye Splendour, and said there were arguments aboard the yacht the night of the drowning. Boat Captain Grilled Grilled by NBC’s David Gregory on Friday’s Today show, Davern said in response to several direct questions that he thought Wagner was responsible for Wood’s death, and that he and Wagner did not do all they should have the night she died. Davern also said that Wagner told him (Davern) not to take any steps to locate Wood once she left the boat, and that he and Wagner later agreed on what they would tell police. “Any message you would want to tell Robert Wagner this morning?” Gregory asked Davern. “No,” he replied. “I just want the truth to come out, the real story,” Natalie’s younger sister, Lana Wood, told CNN last year. “My sister was not a swimmer and did not know how to swim, and she would never go to another boat or to shore dressed in a nightgown and socks.” A news conference on the matter has been scheduled by the Sheriff’s Department for Friday at 11 a.m. West Coast time. [From People] In September, 2009, The Enquirer excerpted the boat captain's (Dennis Davern's) book. According to Davern's account of the evening, Wagner and Wood were fighting ABOUT Christopher Walken. Wagner believed Walken wanted to sleep with Natalie, and that Natalie was encouraging Walken. Davern claims the fight continued for hours, fueled by alcohol, and that the screaming fight turned physical. Davern identified Natalie's body, and he claims that he saw bruises on her arms and legs that were from Wagner's abuse, not her fall. He also claims that Wagner was with Natalie when she fell into the water, and Wagner encouraged the cover-up. So, is it possible that Robert Wagner has gotten away with murder all this time? I don't know. My mom always thought Wagner was fishy, though. Archival photos of Wood, additional pics by WENN.

Meryl Streep accused of being a money-grabbing history-revisionist Posted: 18 Nov 2011 05:47 AM PST Ever since the trailer for The Iron Lady came out earlier this week, Margaret Thatcher's friends and former colleagues have been waging a campaign against Streep, and it's getting personal. Now, there were complaints and concerns before the trailer came out too - after all, Thatcher was and remains a divisive figure in the UK, but her supporters worship her like American conservatives worship Ronald Reagan. Thatcher's defenders have judged Meryl's performance JUST from the trailer, and they're trying to dismiss it out of hand as simply the work of some money-hungry Hollywood types - because surely the best way for a film to make money is to make it all about a controversial 1980s leader…? One of Thatcher's former colleagues wrote a piece for The Guardian, criticizing Streep's performance as "half-hysterical, over-emotional, over-acting" - once again, this is just from the trailer. He hasn't seen the film. But the most discussed bit of criticism came from Thatcher's former PR adviser Tim Bell, who told The Telegraph: “I can’t be bothered to sensationalise this rubbish. Its only value is to make some money for Meryl Streep and whoever wrote it. I have no interest in seeing it. I don’t need a film to remind me of my experiences of her. It is a non-event.” TUT-TUT. Crumpets. Unfortunately for those who criticize Streep as just another money-grubbing "Hollywood type," Meryl is pretty cool woman and she's worthy of respect too: Meryl Streep has been accused of making the Margaret Thatcher biopic "The Iron Lady" just "to make some money." But the Oscar winner cut her fee on the film to $1 million and donated the proceeds to charity. A former Thatcher aide bashed the project this week, saying, "Its only value is to make some money for [Streep]." But the actress slashed her quote to get the movie made, sources say, and she pledged a million to help fund the National Women's History Museum last fall, according to reports. Word leaked that Streep would attend a semi-spontaneous New York screening of "Lady" this week. But that was never possible: She was traveling between Washington, DC, and the US-China Forum on the Arts and Culture in Beijing with Amy Tan and Joel Coen. Reports say she'll show the movie there. [From Page Six] The lesson? Don't even start with Meryl Streep. She's too cool. She cannot be dismissed as some money-hungry famewhore with no respect for history. Bitches, please. Now, all of that being said, Streep's performance is being hailed in early reviews, but it's only being recognized as a good-to-great performance in a so-so film. Most critics still think Viola Davis is the one to beat for the Best Actress Oscar this year. Hmm. Here's the trailer for The Iron Lady again: Photos courtesy of WENN.

Angelina Jolie might play “the female Lawrence of Arabia” for Ridley Scott Posted: 18 Nov 2011 05:15 AM PST Angelina Jolie was just cast in a new film! We can add this one to the pile of films she's associated with - the Gucci bio-pic, the Cleopatra movie, the Kay Scarpetta franchise, another Salt movie and God knows what else. When is Angelina ever going to get back to work in front of the camera? Unknown. This new film - a bio-pic - sounds like it might start relatively soon, but I've heard that before. Jolie would be playing Gertrude Bell, an Englishwoman in the early 20th century who left her wealthy English family to work in the Middle East. Here's more: Angelina Jolie is set to premiere her directorial debut In the Land of Blood and Honey next month, but the actress is also looking towards future acting gigs. Fresh off the Bosnian War-set Honey, Jolie is eyeing another socially conscious pic: a biopic of Gertrude Bell. Jolie has attached herself to the project, titled Gertrude Bell, which centers on the early 20th century pioneer. Described as the female Lawrence of Arabia, Bell worked extensively in the middle east and was responsible for establishing what would become the modern framework for Jordan and Iraq. She worked for British Intelligence during World War I, and was key in the dismantling of the Ottoman Empire and subsequent founding of Iraq. Jeffrey Caine (The Constant Gardner) is writing the screenplay for Gertrude Bell (tooling it as a star vehicle for Jolie), and THR reports that Ridley Scott is producing with an eye towards possibly directing. It seems like a smart move for Jolie, and if Scott is in the mood for a sprawling character-centric epic I think the team-up could make for a pretty great pic. However, there are quite a few variables to consider before we firm Bell up as the next project for Jolie and Scott. Jolie is attached to star in Disney's in-development fantasy Maleficent, and is also attached to the historical epic Cleopatra. The latter is close to gaining screenwriter with Eric Roth, and if David Fincher takes a liking to Roth's iteration he may finally sign on to direct the project, which would surely kick production into high-gear. As for Scott, he's currently on post-production on his sci-fi return Prometheus but he's eyeing Gucci, based on the iconic fashion family, as well as the serial killer mystery Child 44 for possible follow-up projects. However, THR reports that Fox is already considering sequel possibilities for Prometheus (duh), so if the film is a hit the studio will want to get moving sooner rather than later. Additionally, he's got the Blade Runner remake that he's keen to get started on, though the earliest timetable given for that film is 2013 or 2014. Whatever the case, Gertrude Bell seems like an intriguing project and Jolie's a fine fit with or without Scott behind the director's chair. [From Collider] Ah, so if it happens, it will be another year or two before anything ever happens. Damn it! Jolie needs to work. Brad Pitt was doing that stupid World War Z for too long - that production kept going and going, and I think it's probably going to be a mess of a film. Speaking of how much Brad works and how Angelina put her career on the backburner so Brad could complete the neverending film production, In Touch Weekly has a bitchy story about how Angelina is going to get "her way" for the family's Thanksgiving plans. Keep in mind that Jolie and the kids left Vietnam on Wednesday, after spending six days in country doing fun stuff like go out to eat and go on walking tours and such. Many American children eagerly look forward to a Thanksgiving feast spread over the family dinner table. But for the Jolie-Pitt brood, the holiday will be spent doing charity work thousands of miles from home - all thanks to mom Angelina. Instead of going back to LA, Angelina, 36, wants the family to extend their visit in Vietnam - Pax's birth country - and on Thanksgiving, visit the orphanage he was adopted from, an insider tells In Touch of Pax, who turns 8 this month. "She wants Pax and the others to give back." Of course, giving back is an important lesson to teach the blessed bunch - but dad Brad just wants the kids to have a low-key, traditional American holiday. "Brad thinks they should sleep in their own beds for once," the insider explains. "Plus, he just wants to kick back and watch football!" Despite his pleas, it seems like Vietnam it will be. "Angelina always wins," quips the insider. But in this case, the travel-weary children are the real losers. [From In Touch Weekly, print edition] So, they already left Vietnam, but I don't know where they are now. Perhaps Thanksgiving in Cambodia? Or LA? Or Missouri? And why would it be such a big deal for the kids to spend Thanksgiving doing charity work? Those kids live in luxury every day of their lives - and this is the age where you can start giving your kids lessons about civic and social responsibilities, and they'll actually learn it. Meh, whatever. They'll probably be in Missouri - where Angelina will get drunk on wine and give the kids lessons on the genocide of the Native American peoples. Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Justin Theroux hates Jen Aniston & Chelsea Handler’s friendship Posted: 18 Nov 2011 04:31 AM PST I was totally expecting this story. Wait, I actually wrote about a similar story more than two months ago - but I'm expecting this story to repeat ad nauseam until A) Chelsea Handler crashes and burns and becomes a pariah in Hollywood or B) Until Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux call it quits, in which this storyline will be forced onto Jennifer's next dude. The basic story is that ________, Jennifer's boyfriend, hates Jennifer's friendship with Chelsea Handler. This week's fill-in-the-blank is Justin Theroux. And this week's story comes with a side of lesbian terror. You see, Justin feels like "the third wheel" around Chelsea and Jennifer because they "love" each other so much. The Enquirer doesn't spell it out, but I'm definitely getting a "Justin thinks Jennifer and Chelsea should just get a room" vibe. I'm sure that would be fine with Chelsea, by the way. Chelsea just wants to be closer to Jennifer in way, shape or form. Anyway… Jennifer Aniston's love affair with Justin Theroux is on the brink of collapse because of Aniston's super-close relationship with galpal Chelsea Handler. Aniston continues to antagonize Justin by hanging out with his LEAST favorite of her pals and by coyly dropping hints that she and Chelsea are more than just friends, say sources. So Justin and Chelsea are furiously lashing out at each other! Jennifer triggered an ugly blowup with Justin at the Glamour Women of the Year event when she announced to the crowd, "I'm madly in love with the one and only Chelsea Handler!" And now Justin's patience with outspoken Jen is wearing thin, say pals. "He is uncomfortable with how close Jen and Chelsea are - and he warned Chelsea that she needs to back off," an insider says. "Chelsea got right back in Justin's face and told him, 'YOU back off, bucko! I've known her way longer. You're just the flavor of the month, and I guarantee I'll still be standing long after you're gone.'" The conflict has left Jen's six-month relationship with Justin "on life support," revealed the insider. At the Glamour event, Justin felt like "the odd man out - and deep down he fears Jen loves Chelsea more than him… he's fuming that Jen will shout her love for Chelsea from a mountaintop but doesn't want to talk at all about him. He thinks Chelsea is loud, inappropriate and a bad influence on Jennifer. But Jen is digging in her heels. She told Justin to make nice with Chelsea - or hit the road." [From The Enquirer, print edition] Do I believe this story? Meh. I'll believe the part about Chelsea making some inappropriate and over-the-top speech about how she'll always be there for her BFF Jennifer Aniston, with the subtext being that Chelsea wishes that Justin would go away so she can have Jennifer all to herself. And they can "go down to Cabo" for some "just ladies" time. I don't know. Whatever. By the way - six-month relationship? Putting the start date at mid-May? But Heidi Bivens moved out beginning of June! Also: Justin has really entered the tabloid world of Aniston thoroughly, hasn't he? Stories every week, lots of hand-holding photo ops, rumors about babies and apartments, and lots of drama with Jennifer's BFF and Justin's ex. I wonder if he ever misses his old life? Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame & WENN.

Cameron Diaz is probably boning Ryan Phillippe and Leo DiCaprio too Posted: 18 Nov 2011 04:25 AM PST Ever since Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez ended things for good, the tabloids have been desperate for Camy to hook up with someone juicy, like she's That Girl. Camy isn't That Girl! She's not all about the high-profile hookups. She's not Jennifer Lopez, she's not Jennifer Aniston. Camy doesn't do "rollouts" of her relationships for PR - it's one of the things I like about her. Anyway, a few weeks ago the tabs claimed that Camy was all over Jude Law, a potential union that I was all for - they would make so much sense together! But then the rumors started flying around that Camy and P. Diddy were happening - something which I fear is true, but I hope it isn't serious. Now the tabloids have some new lovers awaiting Camy… first up, Ryan Phillippe. EW. Cameron Diaz is wasting no time crying over her split from Alex Rodriguez. The 39-year-old actress has moved on - to hottie Ryan Phillippe! Cameron was spotted getting close to Ryan, 37, at a SiriusXM event in NYC on October 18, and a friend says they got along so well, Cameron thinks he might be The One! "Cameron and Ryan are getting to know one another," the firend says. "She wants to settle down, and she likes that he's a single dad so she's open to the idea of seeing where things with him go." [From In Touch Weekly, print edition] Who would you rather, P. Diddy or Ryan Phillippe? I think I would rather set fire to my vagina than choose either of them, but if you're really forcing me into this, I'd say Ryan over Diddy. But just barely - both dudes are pretty gross. Plus, I thinK Ryan generally goes for much younger ladies, so I doubt anything is happening with Camy other than Ryan getting his ego inflated. But! There's also this report from Star, claiming that Camy has once again found her way into Leo DiCaprio's drawers: Leonardo DiCaprio, 37, set off major sparks with his old pal Cameron Diaz at the LACMA Art+Film Gala in LA on November 5. Newly single Diaz, who reportedly first hooked up with Leo in 2009, is reportedly having another fun little fling with Leo, Star has learned. "Every time Leo was pulled away to talk to someone else, he's keep his eye on her," reveals a source at the black tie event, which honored Leo's J. Edgar director, Clint Eastwood. "Cam even blew him a kiss!" Is it a love match? Not quite. "She's made it clear," says a source, "That she and Leo agree they're better as just friends." [From Star Magazine, print edition] I'll buy that Leo and Camy could be f–k buddies. Couldn't you? They seem like birds of a feather, too similar to actually be in a relationship together, but so much alike that they enjoy the same activities - partying and screwing. So, who would you rather: Jude Law or Leonardo? I'd pick Jude, honestly. I know Jude could get me pregnant just be looking at me, but I'd rather listen to his accent and see his pretty face, rather than Leo's rat eyes and dull monotone. I'm so not Camy. I would love to advise her on her love life, though. Photos courtesy of Fame.

Did Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher have an open marriage? Posted: 18 Nov 2011 04:24 AM PST Demi Moore announced her split from Ashton Kutcher yesterday, in the late afternoon. What does this mean? Does a Thursday announcement mean that Demi wants maximum exposure, and she wants her divorce to dominate the headlines for the next week? I don't know - I think if you're going to announce something for maximum effect these days, you should just do it on Monday morning, because then you're guaranteed coverage the whole week. Anyway, there are lots of stories about the split already, and it hasn't even been 24 hours. Us Weekly has an exclusive with a "source" who says that Demi was "optimistic" about moving forward. The source says: “She said [she] was going to change for the better… And [she said] that it was time for her to focus on herself again and her girls. He has his thing [but she said she] wanted to focus on her.” Convoluted quote. Next up, some excerpts from this week's Star Magazine story, which Radar is now excerpting, and which CB already talked about briefly yesterday: Ashton Kutcher's cheating on his wife was the straw that broke the camel's back but it was the "open marriage" they had that was the downfall in their marriage. Demi Moore, 49, is filing for divorce from her 33-year-old husband after his latest affair became public, and Star magazine has exclusively learned that her secret life with Ashton and their "open marriage" has been much more twisted than anyone imagined. "Everyone in Hollywood knows about their arrangement, but they've managed to keep it a secret from the general public," an insider said about the A-list couple. "Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn't always get all she needed from Ashton." Apparently they were happy with the arrangement they had for a while. "She was cool with Ashton having flirtatious relationships too. Somehow they made it work all these years. Both of them were respectful of each other," the source said. "It was a lot of fun for them." But it all changed when Ashton's affairs became public, first in 2010 when Star exclusively reported that he had a fling with 21-year-old Brittney Jones and then his one night stand with Sara Leal on his sixth wedding anniversary. So Demi finally decided to take matters into her own hands and end the marriage, announcing Thursday that she was going to divorce her philandering husband. “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life," Demi said. [From Radar] Star's print issue goes on to say that part of Demi and Ashton's open marriage deal was that they both engage in "flirtations" with some discretion and mutual respect, but that Ashton began having more and more public affairs, and Demi felt like he was "hooking up with all of these young women behind her back and that wasn't part of their deal." As for why Demi waited so long to file, sources claim that Demi's sense of self has just been battered mercilessly during her marriage to Ashton, and she's extremely insecure right now. As for Demi and her alleged hookups or "flirtations" with other women - God knows. It wouldn't surprise me, but who knows? Speaking of Ashton's other ladies, though, that chick that he banged last year on his wife's couch, Brittney Jones, told TMZ that she felt vindicated now: “Although divorce is often sad I do feel somewhat vindicated. For so long people have thought that I was dishonest or just making up my passionate nights with Ashton, when in fact I was being used. Ashton told me that both he and Demi had an ‘open relationship’ and that he was not in fact cheating. Now I can tell all the facts about how Ashton really was, and hopefully people will believe my side of the story. I feel for Demi very much and wish her nothing but the best during this hard time.” [Via TMZ] Yeah, I always believed that something happened with Brittany and Ashton. Her story had so many specifics, and Ashton and Demi's reactions to the story were so guilt-ridden. Ridiculous. Ashton hasn't wanted to be married to Demi for a very long time. Photos courtesy of WENN.

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