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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.29.11
- Amanda Seyfried Has A Butt
- Doug Hutchinson Quits Movie About Older Man Banging A Teenager, It ‘Concerned’ Him
- So Who Wants To See Courteney Cox’s Underwear?
- Patrice O’Neal Died (1969 – 2011)
- Olivia Munn’s Nakedness Saved The Elephants
- What’s Up, Charlize Theron? And Other News
- Jessica Simpson: ‘I Get My Glow From Sweat!’
- Lady GaGa Wants A Harvard Man With A Giant Penis
- Miley Cyrus Made A Song For Occupy Wall Street
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.29.11 Posted: 29 Nov 2011 02:00 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, and let’s just cut to the chase, how many of you knew about Miss Butt Brazil? Because we literally just found out today, and now somehow the Final Five transformed into a Final Twenty. I don’t want to say some sort of magic took place, but I made Read More ... |
| Posted: 29 Nov 2011 12:57 PM PST        So when I collect my Pulitzer, do I need to wear a tux or do they just ship it to me? Here’s Amanda Seyfried stopping by an animal hospital in Beverly Hills yesterday with her “gay” friend who’s trying so visibly hard to keep up that facade it’s downright commendable. Now if he can just Read More ... |
| Doug Hutchinson Quits Movie About Older Man Banging A Teenager, It ‘Concerned’ Him Posted: 29 Nov 2011 12:03 PM PST        Doug Hutchinson might pose for pictures like these in a family-oriented setting, but actually provide him with acting work in a movie about an older man’s torrid love affair with an underage girl and you’ll see a man overcome with deep morals and conviction. He’s a churchgoer, for God’s sake. RadarOnline reports: Doug was set Read More ... |
| So Who Wants To See Courteney Cox’s Underwear? Posted: 29 Nov 2011 11:18 AM PST        It’s been a little depressing around here what with all the death and PETA ads actually working – Damn you, activism! *shakes fist* – so here’s Courteney Cox flashing the covering to her batcave in Beverly Hills yesterday which still makes her classier than every one of the goddamn golddiggers on Real Housewives. Courteney could Read More ... |
| Patrice O’Neal Died (1969 – 2011) Posted: 29 Nov 2011 10:07 AM PST  After suffering a stroke in October, there was little news about the condition of comedian Patrice O’Neal, and now we know the reason. His friends at The Opie & Anthony Radio Show announced Patrice died last night: Yes it’s true that our pal Patrice O’Neal has passed away. The funniest and best thinker i’ve ever Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn’s Nakedness Saved The Elephants Posted: 29 Nov 2011 09:50 AM PST        When Olivia Munn posed nude for PETA (above) last year, I laughed it off as the blatant, self-serving publicity stunt it still is, especially when she showed up to the unveiling wearing leather boots like a goddamn idiot. Except it turns out the campaign actually worked, prompting federal investigators to fine Ringling Bros. and Barnum Read More ... |
| What’s Up, Charlize Theron? And Other News Posted: 29 Nov 2011 09:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Seth Rogen was also butt-hurt by the Academy’s mishandling of the genius James Franco. - Demi Lovato‘s hair falling out on stage isn’t good for a variety of reasons, even if it was just a weave. - Sam Mendes was cheating on Kate Winslet with this. Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson: ‘I Get My Glow From Sweat!’ Posted: 29 Nov 2011 08:11 AM PST        Perhaps because her life has become a dark, desolate cage thanks to a lack of corn syrup and Funyuns, Jessica Simpson has become one of America’s deepest philosophers now even though these photos of her shopping at GaGa’s Workshop last night are basically the equivalent of shoving her head up her vagina and screaming “FUCK Read More ... |
| Lady GaGa Wants A Harvard Man With A Giant Penis Posted: 29 Nov 2011 06:55 AM PST        “I’m talking this size, and his dad manages a hedge fund.” In a recent interview with The Sun, Lady GaGa reveals exactly what she’s looking for her in a man: “It ranges from a really big d-ck to a degree at Harvard.” Which sounds reasonable until you realize her boyfriend Taylor Kinney is from goddamn Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus Made A Song For Occupy Wall Street Posted: 29 Nov 2011 06:13 AM PST        “Protesting is far out, man.” Now that she’s officially been declared Sir Lady Smokes-A-Lot of Ganjingham Palace, Miley Cyrus has dedicated a song to all the hippies out there fighting The Man because if there’s anything anti-establishment hipsters love, it’s an auto-tuned house beat that seamlessly blends into whatever noises Britney Spears is making into Read More ... |
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