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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.16.11
- School Didn’t Know Sasha Grey Was A Porn Star
- BREAKING: Justin Bieber Could Still Be Father of Mariah Yeater’s Baby. This One Right Here.
- Mike McQueary: ‘I Did Stop The Rape’
- Britney Spears Made A Marilyn Manson Video
- Scott Disick Cheated On Kourtney Kardashian With Kristin Cavallari
- Olivia Wilde Looked Awesome Again and Other News
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt Learns Cancer Is The New Marine Corps Ball
- Justin Bieber Paternity Suit Dropped
- Joe Paterno Sold His House To His Wife For $1 Before Sandusky Scandal Broke
- Correction of Paula Abdul Story
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.16.11 Posted: 16 Nov 2011 01:30 PM PST        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring, um.. wow. I don’t even know why Photo Boy put other pictures in here. Seems surfurfurless. Hurts.. head, - The name of the site Click Here To Start The Gallery Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, GQ.com, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| School Didn’t Know Sasha Grey Was A Porn Star Posted: 16 Nov 2011 12:45 PM PST        Then how do you explain Amber Rose? DUN DUN DUN DUN!!! Sasha Grey went on The View this morning to defend reading to schoolchildren despite having a long, easily accessible career in porn, but let’s not get distracted by the rights or wrongs of letting someone who uses double penetration like a painter uses watercolors Read More ... |
| BREAKING: Justin Bieber Could Still Be Father of Mariah Yeater’s Baby. This One Right Here. Posted: 16 Nov 2011 11:44 AM PST         For those of you devastated by the news that Mariah Yeater dropped her paternity suit against Justin Bieber, the non-Maple Lord has heard your prayers. Turns out the paternity action is still going on with Mariah’s original lawyer still handling the case, only now outside of court for the sake of “confidentiality.” RadarOnline reports: She Read More ... |
| Mike McQueary: ‘I Did Stop The Rape’ Posted: 16 Nov 2011 10:33 AM PST   “Hey, remember how you used child rape to get this job? Go get me an oatmeal.” Realizing that the grand jury report makes it look like he let a child get raped because he was afraid of losing his job so he called his daddy instead, Mike McQueary has sent out emails to friends claiming Read More ... |
| Britney Spears Made A Marilyn Manson Video Posted: 16 Nov 2011 08:50 AM PST         I’ve never been to one of Britney Spears‘ concerts before, mostly because on Tuesdays a bus full of mentally handicapped people goes to the mall and I can’t see how the two would be much different. Except it turns out I’m half wrong because apparently Britney writhes around to Marilyn Manson‘s “Sweet Dreams” onstage, and Read More ... |
| Scott Disick Cheated On Kourtney Kardashian With Kristin Cavallari Posted: 16 Nov 2011 08:09 AM PST        If you’re like me you lost countless hours of sleeping wondering why Scott Disick wasn’t at the October 31st taping of Dancing With The Stars to support Rob Kardashian. It’s literally all I’ve written about in my diary along with detailed plans to stab Mariah Yeater for saying those mean things about Justin. Anyway… turns Read More ... |
| Olivia Wilde Looked Awesome Again and Other News Posted: 16 Nov 2011 08:08 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Carrie Fisher and William Shatner talk about which nerds are more justifiably still virgins in their parents’ basement. - Bradley Cooper was named Sexiest Man Alive and surprise! He can’t believe it. - Brad Pitt has to keep saying words to reporters while his movies are in Read More ... |
| Joseph Gordon-Levitt Learns Cancer Is The New Marine Corps Ball Posted: 16 Nov 2011 07:17 AM PST        Joseph Gordon-Levitt recently starred in the comedy 50/50 about a young man battling cancer which prompted Lindsay Miller, who actually has cancer – pancreatic neuroendocrine cancer to be exact – to upload a video to YouTube along with a blog post asking Joseph to grab a cup of coffee: As you might recall, I saw Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Paternity Suit Dropped Posted: 16 Nov 2011 06:16 AM PST        “I didn’t touch her no-no parts! Yaaaayyy!” Apparently after Justin Bieber announced he’d not only take a paternity test but sue Mariah Yeater‘s face off for alleging he’s the father of her three month old son, TMZ reports she quietly dropped her suit last week which probably has a whole lot to do with her Read More ... |
| Joe Paterno Sold His House To His Wife For $1 Before Sandusky Scandal Broke Posted: 16 Nov 2011 04:00 AM PST   In fairness, he also offered to sell me this stadium for a buffalo nickel. If there was ever any doubt that Joe Paterno wasn’t aware of his former defensive coordinator, and almost successor, Jerry Sandusky‘s continual and repeated rape of young boys, The New York Times is reporting that in July, just months before the Read More ... |
| Correction of Paula Abdul Story Posted: 16 Nov 2011 03:55 AM PST The other day we posted a photo caption gallery suggesting that Paula Abdul was drunk at the premiere of X-Factor and sexually harassing her colleagues. There is no truth whatsoever to the item. In no way was it to be construed as factual reporting or anything more than irreverent satire. In any event, we did Read More ... |
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