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“Robert Downey Jr. is sexy and Sherlocky in London” links
Bristol Palin heckled after enjoying a fantastic mechanical bull ride
Angelina Jolie takes Maddox flying in England: why is she not stateside?

“Robert Downey Jr. is sexy and Sherlocky in London” links

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 11:08 AM PDT

Robert Downey Jr. is hot in London. RDJ & Angelina Jolie really should do a movie together. [LaineyGossip]
Kim Delaney is a drunken, alcoholic mess. Live, at a public event. [Gawker]
This photo of Bruce Springsteen is HOT. [Dlisted]
Halle Berry broke her foot. [Yeeeah]
Kanye West, before he was famous. [Evil Beet]
Review of Moneyball: it's is a great movie. [Pajiba]
*SIGH* L'Oreal made Freida Pinto's skin lighter. [The Frisky]
Well, HELLO Don Draper. [Pop Sugar]
Gisele Bundchen without makeup. [Celebuzz]
Chris Brown is nice to a nice fan. [ICYDK]
I hate every part of Sarah Jessica Parker's outfit. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Larry Flint must think Rick Perry is a womanizer too. [CDAN]
Sofia Vergara at the launch of her K-Mart line. [A Socialite Life]
More details on the Brenda Song-Trace Cyrus mystery baby thing. [Amy Grindhouse]
Bossip's Favorite Hip-Hop Couples. [Bossip]
Katie Holmes will be the "Slutty Pumpkin" on HIMYM. [PopBytes]
Maria Bello is so pretty. I love this sheath too. [Go Fug Yourself]

Bristol Palin heckled after enjoying a fantastic mechanical bull ride

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 10:28 AM PDT

There's a new Bristol Palin controversy. It involves a 47-year-old heckler, tragedy, flip-flops, alcohol, West Hollywood, ignorance, a mechanical bull, and the words "whore," "devil" and "homosexual". Basically, it was just like Bristol was back in Wasilla. Before I start in on Bristol and this situation, can I just admit something? I've never had the chance to ride a mechanical bull, and seeing this bull's moves… well, I kind of want to now. It looks like a lot of fun. This bull didn't "buck" as much as other mechanical bulls that I've seen. This one just looks like he's doing fun things to a lady's vagina. No wonder Bristol is giving the bull that insane, high-pitched, screech-laugh. She's feeling something she's never felt before (and that's a burn on Levi Johnston, not Bristol).

Here's the video (NSFW language and bull-ridin’)

So as Bristol falls off the bull, she kind of lays there for a second in a post-orgasmic bliss (because, you know, that bull was magic!) and then this dude yells, "Your mother's a WHORE!" Bristol smiles and makes eye-contact with the heckler, and gives him a little finger action (as in "come here"). Then Bristol makes her way past the dude that she leaves hanging for a orgasm-victory high five, and goes over to the heckler. This is the conversation, lovingly transcribed by Michael K:

Bristol: What did you say?
Palin Hater: Your mother’s a whore. She’s the f–king devil, dude.
Bristol: Oh, is she? What did she do wrong?
PH: She lives, she breathes. If there is a hell, she will be there.
Bristol: Why is that?
PH: She’s evil.
Bristol: Is it because you’re a homosexual?
PH: Pretty much. And why do you say I’m a homosexual?
Bristol: Because I can just tell you are. And that’s why you don’t like my mom.
PH: No, that’s not why. Your mom is evil.
Bristol’s backup: How old are you?
PH: FORTY SEVEN YEARS OLD!!!!!!!!
Bristol’s backup: Okay, then leave her alone.
PH: Why? She came up to me.
Bristol’s backup: You said it first!

There's more, but I didn't feel like transcribing it. A couple of points.

1. Bristol is surprisingly filled with rage after her bull-orgasm. Usually, I just get sleepy afterwards.
2. Bristol's gaydar is finely tuned. "Don't like my mom" = GAY. Amazing.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Angelina Jolie takes Maddox flying in England: why is she not stateside?

Posted: 23 Sep 2011 09:58 AM PDT

Fame Pictures claims that these are photos of Angelina Jolie taking a “flying lesson” in Surrey, England. But… Angelina already has an American and a UK pilot's license, as far as I know. Maybe she's just getting lessons on a new-fangled plane? Or maybe Mr. Curly is her new lover. YES. That's it. They're going to rendezvous in the skies.

There are another set of photos at another agency - go here to see - where it looks like Angelina took Maddox out for a joy-ride on this plane. I don't know if these photos are from the same day, the same outing or whatever. Is Maddox blocking his mom's rendezvous with Mr. Curly?

Up, up and away! Angelina Jolie treated son Maddox to a taste of the high life when he accompanied her during a flying lesson in Hampshire, England on Friday.

Rocking a grey maxi dress topped with a black jacket, the mom-of-six, 36, flashed a huge grin while her eldest son — toting an iPad — strapped into the rear of the plane before takeoff.

But Maddox, 10, isn’t the first kid to join Jolie in the friendly skies. Shiloh, 5, went for a ride in a small aircraft last year in L.A. And In 2008, the star even flew her plane while pregnant with twins Knox and Vivienne, 3.

The actress — who received her pilot’s license in 2005 — confessed at the time that her favorite hobby was inspired by her eldest son. “Every time Mad sees a plane, he’s amazed,” Jolie has said. “If I could actually fly a plane. . . I’ll be like Superman to him.”

Maddox’s dad, Brad Pitt, 47, is currently stateside promoting his new flick Moneyball.

[From Us Weekly]

Here's a question: why is Angelina still in England? Has Brad finished filming World War Z? Or does he have to go back to England to finish the production, and Angelina is just waiting for him to come back? Or is something else going on? Like… maybe Angelina is pissed off about his assistant and so she just decided to stay in England with the kids?

Also: Angelina always looks so genuinely happy when she's around planes. She really does love it.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

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