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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.28.11
- This Is Kim Kardashian’s Bowling Outfit
- Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Are Probably Getting A Divorce
- No One Wants To Hire Kate Gosselin
- Nancy Grace Was Wearing Nipple Pasties That Look Exactly Like Nipples
- Molly Sims in a Bikini and Other News
- A Suggestion From Alexander Skarsgard
- January Jones Looks Like This Already
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.28.11 Posted: 28 Sep 2011 01:15 PM PDT    I know we ran a LeAnn Rimes pic for yesterday’s banner, but c’mon. Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jennifer Aniston reminding us all why she’s famous (True story: Those bra cups are made from Kevlar.), Leelee Sobieski attempting a GaGa, the elusive Robstew and KPat together in one post which makes them Read More ... |
| This Is Kim Kardashian’s Bowling Outfit Posted: 28 Sep 2011 12:15 PM PDT    Kim Kardashian went bowling last night and I’m just going to take a shot in the dark here and say the leather ruffles made her a more efficient, aerodynamic urinal which is probably the greatest compliment I’ve ever paid her. I practically called her science. Photos: INFdaily, Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Are Probably Getting A Divorce Posted: 28 Sep 2011 11:27 AM PDT    So remember when Demi Moore tweeted a naked picture of her back, and I jokingly insinuated it’s because Ashton Kutcher cheated again? Funny story… Here she is looking gaunt as hell at the premiere of Five on Monday admidst rumors he banged another chick who immediately ran to a lawyer to cash in. On top Read More ... |
| No One Wants To Hire Kate Gosselin Posted: 28 Sep 2011 10:24 AM PDT    “I want you to answer this honestly: Is porn mediocre?” This may come as a shock, but the TV offers haven’t rolled in at all for Kate Gosselin which is weird considering America’s shortage of shrill, white Christian women who will never admit they’re wrong. She’s practically an endangered species. HuffPost Celebrity reports: “She has Read More ... |
| Nancy Grace Was Wearing Nipple Pasties That Look Exactly Like Nipples Posted: 28 Sep 2011 09:45 AM PDT    Monday night Nancy Grace flashed what I’d say without a reasonable doubt was a nipple on Dancing With The Stars, except she’s adamantly asserting her innocence and has now taken to Twitter where she posted the above pic of her “Breast Petal” pasties along with claiming she wore an “industrial strength bra” because apparently Nancy Read More ... |
| Molly Sims in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 28 Sep 2011 09:40 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Everything we know about Juggalos is wrong. - When George Clooney tells you to get naked in an Italian lake, you do it. - Even Lindsay Lohan‘s freckle-a majora isn’t this grotesque. - Sean Lennon‘s girlfriend must have borrowed her pasties from Nancy Grace. Read More ... |
| A Suggestion From Alexander Skarsgard Posted: 28 Sep 2011 07:56 AM PDT    NOTE: I also took the liberty of adding captions to these which I can almost guarantee aren’t funny as much as they give Alexander Skarsgard a weird accent and continue my assertion that he’s a raging sex offender unencumbered by Victorian sensibilities. Photos: Bauer-GriffinRead More ... |
| January Jones Looks Like This Already Posted: 28 Sep 2011 06:53 AM PDT    If you thought to yourself, surely January Jones‘s body will pay the price for her adultery and carrying a bastard child to term, clearly you missed all those pics of her doing 25 hours of yoga every single day along with pretty much every post on this site that proves God doesn’t exist. So here’s Read More ... |
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