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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11
- Rihanna’s in a Bikini Again
- Ashton Kutcher’s Coworkers: ‘He Isn’t Funny, But At Least He’s Not Crazy’
- Miley Cyrus’ Leaked Photos Have Professional Lighting Now
- Gwyneth Paltrow & Ryan Murphy Are Making a Musical. Just.. Goddammit
- Who Ordered The Lindsay Ellingson? And Other News
- Mel Gibson Didn’t Try To Kill You, That’s Just How He Eats Pastries
- Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In
- Criss Angel Got Engaged
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.21.11 Posted: 21 Sep 2011 01:00 PM PDT    “You listen to me, Jim Toth. Dagger Chin doesn’t fondue, so tell your parents to get their shit together or start seriously investing in stab-guards for their mouths!” Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ryan Gosling starring in Gangster Dog: The Dog Who Gangsters, Kendra shockingly realizing her book has words in it Read More ... |
| Posted: 21 Sep 2011 11:45 AM PDT    Here’s Rihanna relaxing in Rio de Janeiro where apparently she had to flee to her hotel after fans recognized her and started swarming the beach. So just assume they knew it was her by the bikini and liberal ass touching. It’s practically her calling card. SHERLOCK: I say, it appears she’s been here, yet I Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher’s Coworkers: ‘He Isn’t Funny, But At Least He’s Not Crazy’ Posted: 21 Sep 2011 11:00 AM PDT    Ashton Kutcher‘s first episode as Charlie Sheen‘s replacement aired Monday night to record numbers, but keep in mind that was mostly because people wanted to see if Charlie burst onto the set and raped everyone into piles of coke, and old people have a lot of free time. Anyway, apparently the crew aren’t exactly thrilled Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus’ Leaked Photos Have Professional Lighting Now Posted: 21 Sep 2011 09:41 AM PDT    Apparently this is a new “leaked photo” of Miley Cyrus making the rounds despite the fact it looks almost exactly like an outtake from a magazine shoot. A magazine shoot like, I dunno, the one she did for Prestige and posted a shit-ton to her yfrog account, but there I go looking a gift-horse in Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow & Ryan Murphy Are Making a Musical. Just.. Goddammit Posted: 21 Sep 2011 08:49 AM PDT    If you made a list of people who every time they speak you want to shove a rabid tiger down your urethra, Gwyneth Paltrow and Ryan Murphy would be at the top of that list. So, of course, high off their Emmy win for her cameo on Glee, they want to make a musical together. Read More ... |
| Who Ordered The Lindsay Ellingson? And Other News Posted: 21 Sep 2011 07:55 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Levi Johnston calls out the Palins for being media whores while whoring his book to the media. - Steve-O broke his nose on Mike Tyson‘s fist. - Sarah Jessica Parker‘s terrible movies are finally turning even women who support her solely because she’s unattractive, yet inexplicably famous Read More ... |
| Mel Gibson Didn’t Try To Kill You, That’s Just How He Eats Pastries Posted: 21 Sep 2011 07:54 AM PDT    “You’ll blow me! Or give me cinnamon twists.” A man suing Mel Gibson for allegedly tricking him to invest $20,000 in a recyclable rubber company is now claiming Mel tried to kill him outside of a Costa Rican bakery after the two ran into each other. TMZ reports: Sharif says Mel got violent, calling him Read More ... |
| Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In Posted: 21 Sep 2011 06:53 AM PDT    Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods’ Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman‘s shortcomings and focus solely on the fact that he’s a billionaire i.e. husband material. RadarOnline reports: Elin Nordegren, the wealthy and beautiful ex-wife of the Read More ... |
| Posted: 21 Sep 2011 06:03 AM PDT    Criss Angel, who I just found out is 43 and wouldn’t have pegged him a day over douchey two, has proposed to his girlfriend Sandra Gonzalez, according to People: “The couple is ecstatic,” says Angel’s rep. Angel, who met Gonzalez four years ago on the set of his A&E series Mindfreak, surprised his bride-to-be with Read More ... |
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