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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.11
- This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties
- The Collection of Parts Known as Heidi Montag Got Drunk
- Britney’s Doing Her Greatest Hits Now (Yes, This is Going To Be Her Crotch)
- The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
- Olivia Munn Really Wants You To See Her Side Boob and Other News
- Charlie Sheen Gave Ashton Kutcher Advice At The Emmys
- Nina Dobrev Won The Emmys
- Gwyneth Paltrow Will Grace You With Her Stomach Now
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.19.11 Posted: 19 Sep 2011 02:26 PM PDT    Oh, good, Skinny Jonah Hill plays sports now. Wonderful, science. Just wonderful. Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring an assortment of photos that are almost entirely Emmys-free save for a couple post-show shots and Julie Bowen realizing ABC rigged hers to emit intense heat should she go to a competitor’s after-party. They have Read More ... |
| This is How Lindsay Lohan’s Been Getting Into Fashion Week Parties Posted: 19 Sep 2011 01:14 PM PDT    What you’re looking at is Lindsay Lohan pulling something out of her purse, leaning her head down and then making this face in the apartment of Vikram Chatwal, the multimillionaire owner of the Dream Downtown hotel in Manhattan. Now, keep that name in mind as you read this Page Six report from Marc Jacobs’ Fashion Read More ... |
| The Collection of Parts Known as Heidi Montag Got Drunk Posted: 19 Sep 2011 01:13 PM PDT    Heidi Montag celebrated her birthday in Vegas over the weekend where she demonstrated the latest feature in top of the line sex-dollery: Life-Like Drunkeness (Now With More Sloppy Bedwetting). On that note, I love this photo of her and Spencer which really captures a day in the Read More ... |
| Britney’s Doing Her Greatest Hits Now (Yes, This is Going To Be Her Crotch) Posted: 19 Sep 2011 10:32 AM PDT    It’s been over half a decade since a panty-less Britney Spears stepped out of the same car as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, showing the world her hairless cookie compartment, so here she is in London over the weekend reliving that magical moment but with a contemporary Britney twist. And by contemporary I of course Read More ... |
| The 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards Posted: 19 Sep 2011 09:30 AM PDT    Let’s be honest and admit to ourselves that this year’s Emmys coverage peaked with Peter Dinklage struttin’, so let’s bring this puppy in for a landing and always keep those tiny little struttin’ photos in our hearts. On that note, here’s the rest of last night’s red carpet photos featuring a whole bunch of people Read More ... |
| Olivia Munn Really Wants You To See Her Side Boob and Other News Posted: 19 Sep 2011 09:20 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Eliza Doolittle should have had Olivia Munn‘s seat instead. - Michelle Williams dreams of quitting acting while promoting her latest acting projects. - Sinead O’Connor is suicidal over her Single Seeking Anal classified ad. - Heidi Klum and Seal recycled their Emmy outfits from the Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Gave Ashton Kutcher Advice At The Emmys Posted: 19 Sep 2011 08:13 AM PDT    “Here’s my pitch boiled down to its purest essence: You hand me all the money in your wallet.” A more remorseful and somber (Read: Broke and therefore deficient in porn stars/hookers.) Charlie Sheen has been kissing Two and a Half Men‘s ass over the past week even going so far as to say he’d love Read More ... |
| Posted: 19 Sep 2011 07:21 AM PDT    In a sane and just world, a teen vampire drama riding the Sparkle-wiener coattails of Twilight would have no business being at the Emmys, but then again, they invited the gold-diggers from Real Housewives, so it’s really anyone’s game at that point. Anyway, here’s The Vampire Diaries star Nina Dobrev who if you locked me Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Will Grace You With Her Stomach Now Posted: 19 Sep 2011 06:22 AM PDT    After whatever governing body saw fit to grant her a Creative Arts Emmy for her Glee cameo, you know the one Lindsay Lohan tried to sue over, Gwyneth Paltrow decided to grace us, the little people, with a glimpse of her midriff, presumably glistened and moistened ever so softly from fairies she picked in her Read More ... |
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