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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.22.11
- Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Writing A Book
- Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant, Huh?
- ‘Now Tell Dem Bitches Out In Da Yard Yo’ Ass is Selena’s!’
- Kirstie Alley Refused To Have ‘Fat Sex’
- Beyonce Wore This And Other News
- Pippa Flashed Her Knickers, She Did
- Minka Kelly’s Butt is Killing Jobs
- Lindsay Lohan’s Doing Everything But Her Community Service? That Can’t Be Right
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.22.11 Posted: 22 Sep 2011 02:07 PM PDT    I often tell myself you can’t just sit down and write a book. I should stop doing that. Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna and Jessie J demonstrating they have the same choreographer (and/or spandex allergy), Obama realizing Bill Clinton was right, these conferences do bring the bitches, Rebecca Gayheart moving in Read More ... |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Writing A Book Posted: 22 Sep 2011 01:03 PM PDT    For those of you just starting to pump Internet into your veins, Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced his tentatively titled memoirs Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story which I almost said the producers of the Total Recall remake must love, but fuck everyone involved with that movie and I hope he titles his follow-up Battleship: Read More ... |
| Brenda Song Isn’t Pregnant, Huh? Posted: 22 Sep 2011 11:25 AM PDT    Last week, Brenda Song‘s mom said her daughter wasn’t pregnant, and like an idiot, I didn’t even consider the fact that Brenda might’ve lied to her own mother. Which apparently I should’ve because here she is with Trace Cyrus yesterday, and either his scarecrow frame makes her look fatter by comparison, or there really is Read More ... |
| ‘Now Tell Dem Bitches Out In Da Yard Yo’ Ass is Selena’s!’ Posted: 22 Sep 2011 10:38 AM PDT    Just in case there was any doubts who wears the pants in this relationship, here’s Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at the Los Angeles zoo yesterday where she looked positively jacked in every single shot. Maybe because it’s because of the paparazzi, or maybe because they specifically agreed on lavender polos. We just don't know. Read More ... |
| Kirstie Alley Refused To Have ‘Fat Sex’ Posted: 22 Sep 2011 09:40 AM PDT    An allegedly 100 pounds lighter Kirstie Alley is opening up about her dramatic weight loss and how it’s improved her sex life because fat people know having sex with them is freakish and unnatural yet still happens because men will stick their penis in anything. It’s our superpower. Via The Daily Mail: The former Dancing Read More ... |
| Beyonce Wore This And Other News Posted: 22 Sep 2011 09:39 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Just follow Miranda Kerr‘s lead, Bey, and all will be well. - Hugh Jackman broke a wrestler’s jaw (this is not true at all) during a publicity stunt for his movie about boxing robots. - LeAnn Rimes thinks this fat bitch could really work on the abs Read More ... |
| Pippa Flashed Her Knickers, She Did Posted: 22 Sep 2011 09:02 AM PDT    Ever since we discovered her “ass” was an elaborate ruse by the British to socialize our medicine and stop us from executing black guys – Suck it, Limeys! – Pippa Middleton hasn’t been on the site much lately. So here she is flashing her panties at a London Fashion Week show which has set the Read More ... |
| Minka Kelly’s Butt is Killing Jobs Posted: 22 Sep 2011 07:06 AM PDT    “Most people are robust. If a man puts his hand on a woman’s bottom, any woman worth her salt can deal with it. It’s communication. Can’t we be friendly?” – Jeremy Irons Minka Kelly cost a crew member on the set of Charlie’s Angels his job after he literally thought it’d be okay to not Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Doing Everything But Her Community Service? That Can’t Be Right Posted: 22 Sep 2011 06:18 AM PDT    Feigned shock aside, apparently Lindsay Lohan has a “team of advisers” telling her to do responsible things despite the fact she spent the past week hurling drinks at Fashion Week whenever she wasn’t snorting coke off hotelier’s dicks to get into parties. Also, she’s allowed within 50 yards of Dina, so this “team” never stood Read More ... |
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