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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.16.11
- Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club
- Joe Manganiello is Single
- Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye
- Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini
- Kate Bosworth Has Heterochromia, A Very Groovy Mutation, and Other News
- Shh.. Shh.. Alexander Skarsgard’s Here
- January Jones Might Have Named Xander After His Father
- Jermaine Helped Michael Catch Young Boys in a Net, That’s How I Read This
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.16.11 Posted: 16 Sep 2011 01:10 PM PDT    “Along with his divine powers to pop and subsequently lock, the Maple Messiah shall posses, uh.. the ability to communicate with whales. Like Aquaman! Yes, Aquaman, and, okay, we’re just making shit up like that other Bible.” Book of Bieber, Chapter 4, Verse My Moms Says We Can Hold Hands, Girl. Welcome to Friday’s The Read More ... |
| Kieran Culkin Took Scarlett Johansson To A Strip Club Posted: 16 Sep 2011 11:39 AM PDT    There are two things the Culkin boys need to survive: Sex clubs and women completely out of their league. So, of course, here’s Scarlett Johansson posing with the Crazy Horse dancers in Paris on Wednesday after Kieran Culkin took her there on a date. – Oh, yeah, that’s happening now. – And in his defense, Read More ... |
| Posted: 16 Sep 2011 11:00 AM PDT    “That’s right, Skarsgard. And I can do this…” True Blood star Joe Manganiello is a single man now after calling off his engagement to girlfriend Audra Marie which I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say has nothing to do with the fact that he stars in no less than 8,000 rape Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye Posted: 16 Sep 2011 10:06 AM PDT    Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a Read More ... |
| Posted: 16 Sep 2011 09:31 AM PDT    Here’s Vanessa Hudgens vacationing in Maui yesterday where she delicately held the line between doughy and an acceptable amount of padding on an attractive woman. Or, “Damn! She pregnant,” as LeAnn Rimes just told me to put it. Photos: Splash NewsRead More ... |
| Kate Bosworth Has Heterochromia, A Very Groovy Mutation, and Other News Posted: 16 Sep 2011 09:30 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Here are 20 Hot Photos of Kate Bosworth where she doesn’t look like she’s about to mentally invade your psyche. - If this isn’t just Blake Lively‘s breasts on a graphic tee, someone’s missed a huge opportunity. - Clint Eastwood: “Stop being such a pussy about fags Read More ... |
| Shh.. Shh.. Alexander Skarsgard’s Here Posted: 16 Sep 2011 07:55 AM PDT |
| January Jones Might Have Named Xander After His Father Posted: 16 Sep 2011 07:01 AM PDT    Astute, sexual panther-like reader TomFrank made the following observation in the comments after January Jones named her illegitimate son Xander Dane who is allegedly the result of an affair with a married man on the set of X-Men: First Class. Except it turns out that last part might have been a tad off: What if…what Read More ... |
| Jermaine Helped Michael Catch Young Boys in a Net, That’s How I Read This Posted: 16 Sep 2011 06:29 AM PDT    When attempting to whitewash your younger brother’s image as an insatiable pedophile, Rule #1 is to never ascribe anything to non-Western sensibilities on man-on-boy sleeping arrangements. A crucial step someone forgot to tell Jermaine Jackson before he sat down with Piers Morgan and revealed his family’s plans to smuggle Michael to Bahrain should he be Read More ... |
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