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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.30.11
- Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11
- Martyn Confirms Gay Sex With Chris Brown, Tells Him To Come Out
- This Kristen Stewart ‘Snow White’ Movie Looks Alright All Of A Sudden
- Everyone’s A Vampire From The Civil War
- Taylor Lautner Wants To Know Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout and Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.30.11 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 10:53 AM PDT    If this is a brochure for your school, now would be a good time to dropout and focus on how you’re going to wage emotional revenge on your parents over the next 20 years for sending you there because clearly they hate you. Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you early because Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Isn’t Following Demi Moore On Twitter! OMFG!!!!11 Posted: 30 Sep 2011 09:15 AM PDT    The signs pointing toward Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore getting a divorce keep coming in. According to Page Six, he’s stopped following her on Twitter now because complicated adult relationships are always best-handled like you’re in fucking high school. On top of that, his alleged mistress Sara Leal (Who may or may not be the Read More ... |
| Martyn Confirms Gay Sex With Chris Brown, Tells Him To Come Out Posted: 30 Sep 2011 07:16 AM PDT    “Too many men in audience.. must stop.. pelvic thrusting…” Yesterday, allegedly leaked DMs between Chris Brown and R&B singer Martyn revealed the two allegedly had some kind of butt sex with Chris Brown being on the receiving end as almost everyone suspected. While the authenticity of the screencaps have been questioned, Martyn has now confirmed Read More ... |
| This Kristen Stewart ‘Snow White’ Movie Looks Alright All Of A Sudden Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:38 AM PDT    Mmm… pale, mumbling emo cleavage. Here’s Kristen Stewart on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman yesterday which apparently is going to feature medieval boobery along with all those other pics of her running around in knight’s armor. Also it looks like her breasts have the power to heal horses, so I hope nobody Read More ... |
| Everyone’s A Vampire From The Civil War Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:03 AM PDT    Apparently this is going to be the new Internet fad, so here’s another one of those historical time-traveling vampire photos, this time featuring John Travolta. Although I’m not a sucker for the liberal media’s lies and know this is just time-traveling Nicolas Cage wearing John Travolta’s face so he can bang his wife and let’s Read More ... |
| Taylor Lautner Wants To Know Whatchoo Talkin’ Bout and Other News Posted: 30 Sep 2011 06:00 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Steve Carell is taking a not-at-all cliche dramatic turn with his acting. - STOP THE PRESSES! Zahara got her ears pierced. (Read: Brad and Angelina are getting married.) - Penn Badgley is keeping it warm for Michael Fassbender. - Cameron Diaz hot-looking photos that can Read More ... |
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