Wednesday, September 28, 2011

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Conspiracy Theory: Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Have An Open Marriage

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 11:51 AM PDT

One of the biggest gossip stories today is the assertion, made by multiple someones, that Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on Demi Moore with younger women and their marriage is on the rocks because of it. It wouldn’t be the first time someone has run with this story. But what if the reason Ashton keeps getting caught “cheating” is because they actually have an open marriage…and they just don’t want to talk about it to the press?

First, the story. According to RadarOnline, a 23-year-old woman is accusing Kutcher of cheating on Moore with her (ex?) friend after a “booze-fueled boys night out at a San Diego nightclub last Friday.” Immediately after accusing him, the lady “lawyered up with a top Hollywood attorney” and went into hiding. (Or was it the alleged “mistress” who lawyered up? The language is unclear.)

The story first broke via TheDirty, which published this insane paragraph email earlier today:

Nik, I'm going to be straight to the point. I'm a female who works at <REMOVED> who happens to be friends with Sara Leal, probably not after this. I'm sick to my stomach over what happen last Friday night. Like most people on earth I worshiped Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore until Ashton Kutcher f*cked my friend Sara Leal at 4:30AM technically Saturday morning in his room on the 12 floor at the Hardrock Hotel in San Diego. Ashton Kutcher told Sara Leal that him and Demi Moore are separated and the public doesn't know yet. Smooth line Ashton, she was going to f*ck you anyway. Nik if you want to verify any of this just call Sara Leal yourself or ask Deena Omari. Better yet subpoena Ashton's bodyguard who took her phone before she came into the room.

Look at him, being all tech-savvy! But why would a gossip blog have the power to subpoena Ashton Kutcher’s body guard? Anyway, Sara Leal supposedly wants $250,000 to tell her story, so there’s a chance she is making it up for the scrilla.

This scoop comes right as Star Magazine prepares to go to press with a cover declaring the Moore-Kutcher marriage “officially over” due to all the cheating. And don’t forget a year ago, when some other woman named Brittney Jones claimed to have had “a fling” with the dreamy actor turned tech venture capitalist.

So what’s actually going on here? The way I see it, there are two options. 1. Women be lying, or 2. Their marriage is an open one, and they just don’t want to talk about it. (Or 3., Ashton is actually just cheating, but I don’t see Demi Moore putting up with that.) There’s such a huge stigma attached to open relatonships that I doubt they’d talk about it to the press, but for two open-minded, intensely bang-able people forced to be apart for long periods of time, it might make sense. That would explain why Ashton keeps getting accused of “cheating,” and why they appear to remain happily married nonetheless.

Of course, like I said, it could just be lies, all lies. I’m curious to see if Sara Leal’s story checks out in any way, shape, or form. Anyone got a spare $250,000?

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10 Years After Freaks And Geeks, Sarah Hagan Is Still Playing Teenagers, This TIme On 90210

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 11:47 AM PDT

We’ll always hold a special place in our hearts for Freaks and Geeks, so imagine our delight when one of the show’s alums appeared on The CW last night: Sarah Hagan, who played Lindsay’s awkward childhood friend Millie Kentner. Sarah’s long, freckled face is easily recognizable, and (unfortunately) she was playing the same character: A shy geek prone to blurting out reasons why she’s terminally uncool.

But more than a decade after Freaks and Geeks ended, Sarah’s playing a college freshman on 90210. What gives?

Don’t get us wrong, we’re really excited she’s actively working in Hollywood. It’s just tough to see an actress get typecast, especially in the “helpless geek” role. Even though Sarah grew out of her teenage awkwardness (she was fifteen on Freaks and Geeks), that’s obviously all that producers think when they see her.

Last night’s episode “Greek Tragedy” was basically The House Bunny, with AnneLynne McCord taking on the Anna Faris role as the prom queen who makes over a dowdy sorority and helps them find their inner goddesses. Literally—they roll into a beach party in togas and Cleopatra-esque headdresses.

Back to the age thing: Freaks and Geeks was one of the rare teen shows that actually employed teenage actors to play high schoolers. Fast forward to the ’00s era, where Sarah’s contemporaries on 90210 are all in their late twenties and even early thirties. In that way, the 27-year-old actress fits right in. But isn’t it astonishing that aside from cleaning up her skin and getting a proper haircut, she hasn’t aged one bit?

We can’t despair; despite guest spots on Undeclared and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sarah’s also appeared on Grey’s Anatomy, Medium, and Private Practice. So hopefully she’ll continue to move on to more “grown-up” roles.

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Hot Shot: Joseph Gordon-Levitt Looks Adorable At The 50/50 Premiere

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 11:19 AM PDT

Isn’t Joseph Gordon-Levitt just the cutest thing? Don’t you just want to take him home and introduce him to your grandmother, all wrapped up in a little pink bow? “Look, Grandma, look what I can do! I know he’s not a doctor, but he plays someone who talks to a doctor on TV!”

This terrific photo of Joseph was taken at the premiere of 50/50, the film where he plays a cancer patient. Joseph wears a red button to pay tribute to his interactive filmmaking project, Hit Record. 50/50 also stars Seth Rogan and Anna Kendrick, and is based on the true story of Seth’s buddy, Will Reiser, whose cancer is now in remission.

(via Just Jared)

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Photos: Kristen Stewart Is Not Your Typical Snow White

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 09:49 AM PDT

Some early photos from the set of the Kristen Stewart version of Snow White have just come out, and they present quite a different version of the story from what we’re used to. In them, K-Stew is suited up for battle in a serious looking suit of armor, and guys on horses prepare to fight…someone. The Evil Queen, perhaps?

One of three Snow White movies currently in production, Snow White And The Huntsman‘s basic premise is that the Evil Queen jealously puts a hit out on that pale bitch via the same huntsman Snow’s been training with. And of course, Prince Charming loves her for indeterminate reasons. Not so different from Twilight, really. “It’s not a little girl sitting by a well with little tweety birds telling her what to do and where to go,” Stewart told MTV News. “[The costume] makes you feel kind of strong occasionally, sometimes, but I kind of feel tiny, my pinhead sticks out of these enormous things.”

Stewart’s wooden acting aside, it’s nice to see a somewhat sexist old fairy tale get re-vamped to give the female main character more agency. I wonder if the other two films will follow suit?

More photos:

(Via Popsugar)

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What’s Going On In This Photo Of President Obama And Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills Star Kyle Richards?

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 09:17 AM PDT

Trust Kyle Richards to exhaust every avenue of fame. It’s not enough that she’s the villain of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills—she recently shot the awful Lifetime movie Deadly Sibling Rivalry, and now she’s hanging with POTUS.

That’s right; Kyle attended Obama’s fundraiser at the House of Blues and tweeted the above photo. But considering what a weird pair these two make, we had to figure out what was going through their heads.

What Obama’s thinking:

Demi Moore always looks hotter on Twitter…

That Lifetime movie you did was awful.

I can’t wait for Brandi Glanville to fuck this bitch up this season.

What Kyle’s thinking:

Jackpot!

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Hazing Week Style Crush: Introducing Jimi Hendrix Chic

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 09:09 AM PDT

Take a look at some of Hollywood’s most fashionable starlets. Look at those throwback outfits they’re wearing: leather fringe, headscarves, white boots. It seems our Mischa Bartons and Isabel Lucases are taking a cue from Jimi Hendrix. The floral print stays, but asphyxiating on your own vomit is totally optional.

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From The Conrad Murray Trial: Listen To Michael Jackson’s Slurred, Drugged-Up Voicemail

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 08:48 AM PDT

Yesterday marked the start of the manslaughter trial against Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson‘s doctor who’s being accused of intentionally overdosing the star on drugs and causing his death in 2009. The prosecution didn’t waste any time releasing one of their strongest pieces of evidence: A voicemail from Conrad’s iPhone, with an obviously drugged-up Jacko babbling about how great a star he is. It makes him look pathetic and like Conrad knew better than to keep giving him so many meds.

There was no love lost between me and Michael Jackson after the sexual abuse case in 2005, but no person should ever become this sad and delusional. He deserved a better end than what he got.

The recording is dated May 10, 2009, about six weeks before Michael died on June 25. TMZ has the most detailed, up-to-the-minute coverage of what will be a month-long trial, so you can follow along there.

Another dirty move from the prosecution is Photoshopping a picture of Michael Jackson’s corpse so that it looks much creepier — green tinting, frayed edges, and the word “Homicide” printed in police station type — and will sway the jury. Here’s the original, which is still a bit disturbing:

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Nicole Richie’s ‘Breast Implants’ Could Be From Pregnancy

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 08:20 AM PDT

The blogs are freaking out today over news that Nicole Richie has gotten breast implants. Her boobs used to be small, you see, and then they got a little bit bigger. Clearly, this must be a sign of foul play.

“In the past, she said she wanted a lift, though we never thought she was serious,” a “source” told US Weekly. And another: “The pregnancies took a toll. She said breast-feeding killed what boobs she did have!” I’m not saying Nicole Richie seems like the kind of deep, self-accepting person who would never in a million years consider plastic surgery, but pregnancy changes your body, no? She just had her last kid two years ago, and it’s possible that the boob growth is left over from that. There are lots of other things that can make your boobs grow, too: new birth control, weight gain, eating lots of carrots. It seems like the notoriously underweight Richie started eating better when she got pregnant, so that could be part of it. I don’t think a lot of people realize how much a woman’s breasts can change over the course of her lifetime.

Then again, it could be plastic surgery. Maybe she’ll tell us about it, maybe not. But even if it does come out that she definitely had a boob job, a little extra boobage seems pretty sane compared to the head-to-toe Frankenbabe that is former BFF Paris Hilton, so she should feel pretty okay about it.

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Glee Report Card: West Side Boring

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 08:10 AM PDT

I'm kind of freaking out, because I haven't hated Glee two weeks in a row now. Like, I'm not on the love train, but the begrudging enjoyment train is almost as problematic. Weirdly enough, there's been an increased focus on plot and some hints of character development. On the other hand, more plot means fewer songs, which is actually kind of disappointing. Especially if you're doing a weekly recap focused on grading the episodes' musical numbers. What about my needs, Ryan Murphy?

"Somewhere"
Performed by Rachel and Shelby
From the musical West Side Story
I don't care for the character of Shelby or the storylines she brings with her, but Idina Menzel is pretty damn great. And I love how thoroughly Glee is embracing its musical theater side. I'll take Broadway standards over Britney Spears tributes nine times out of ten. (The tenth time I'm feeling very nostalgic for the "Lucky" video.) Both women were great, but I think Menzel upstaged Michele here. While I usually prefer Michele's voice, her facial expressions were out of control. Very distracting.
Grade: B+


"I'm the Greatest Star"

Performed by Kurt
From the musical Funny Girl
I'm a traitor to my kind (the homosexuals) when I say this, but Kurt is often way too much of a ham to be enjoyable. Which I guess makes "I'm the Greatest Star" perfect for him—even more than it would be for Rachel, Barbra Jr. herself. Still, this performance was all over the place, and even at its best, it was a terrible audition for Tony. Gay people can certainly play straight characters, but Kurt was essentially Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man. And I'm lowering the grade for those fucking daggers.
Grade: B-


"Something's Coming"

Performed by Blaine
From the musical West Side Story
Only three songs in Tuesday night's episode, and all of them from musicals! Delightful. I semi-enjoyed this performance by Blaine and his arms and his eyebrows. The arms more than the eyebrows, if we're being honest. Darren Criss remains freakishly charming, but I wasn't all that impressed with his vocals here. Also, he wasn't much butcher than Kurt—and while there's nothing objectively wrong with that, it doesn't really provide the conflict necessary for this particular plot.
Grade: B

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Parenting Lessons from Teen Mom: Dr. Drew’s Only Purpose In Life Is To Make You Cry

Posted: 28 Sep 2011 07:49 AM PDT

You guys. Last night was only PART ONE of the "Check-Up with Dr. Drew" finale special. That's right: There's a WHOLE NOTHER EPISODE to look forward to next week. Who does Part One deal with? And how quickly does Dr. Drew get them crying? Read on to find out!

As always, Dr. Drew kicks off the night with all four moms in the room. By way of introduction, he asks them whether people respond to them differently in the world since the show. For all them, the answer is yes, but exactly what those responses are differs for each: Maci tells of women coming up to her and saying that if it wasn't for the show, they would never have been able to talk to their teenagers about sex and pregnancy. Amber says she gets a lot of negativity (which surprises no one). Farrah has found support among the larger teen mom community. And Catelynn? Catelynn, of course, has had loads of people talk to her about choosing adoption. In fact, she's become a support line for girls who are also choosing adoption. She says she loves helping other girls through the same thing she went through. Good for her!

Then, of course, comes the recap of the entire season. We see footage of Farrah's issues with Derek's mom as well as her own mom, Maci (and Kyle) moving to Chattanooga and dealing with Ryan, Amber and Gary alternately fighting and in therapy (go Team Shawn!), Catelynn and Tyler's communication problems, and so on and so forth. There's some small talk following the footage—Catelynn's response to the clips ("Intense!"), a brief discussion of why Bentley still has his pacifier—But get ready, girls. Dr. Drew is in the house. And he will make you CRY YOUR EYES OUT. Because that's what he does.

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