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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.14.11
- Amanda Seyfried Called Us All Homos
- Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys
- Elizabeth Olsen > Those Other Ones Who Killed Heath Ledger
- Scarlett Johansson Has Leaked Photos Now ‘Allegedly’
- Some Alessandra Ambrosio, Anyone? And Other News
- And Now For Another Exciting Round of ‘Jessica Simpson Looks Pregnant Again’
- ‘The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!’
- Brenda Song Was Never Pregnant
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.14.11 Posted: 14 Sep 2011 01:23 PM PDT    Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring She Who Shall Not Be Looked At probably because foreigners give her the evil eye (She senses you, lady!), Blake Lively still wearing a bikini, Ari’s wife who shouldn’t be wearing one and a Final Five that hopefully makes up for that. Run home, Charlie! - The Read More ... |
| Amanda Seyfried Called Us All Homos Posted: 14 Sep 2011 12:22 PM PDT    Seen here in the latest issue of W Magazine to promote In Time, Amanda Seyfried can’t believe she made out with Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body, and none of us Nancy boys showed up for it. (In my defense, I was hemming a skirt.): Jennifer's Body is my favorite movie that I've done. It was Read More ... |
| Sarah Palin Used To Do Coke, Black Guys Posted: 14 Sep 2011 11:06 AM PDT    Putting her opposition to Obama in perspective, Sarah Palin reportedly banged basketball star, and more importantly to her fanbase, not-white guy Glen Rice shortly before marrying Todd and becoming snowmobiling cokeheads. So basically the most believable shit you’ll ever read in your life. RadarOnline reports: The book, which is due to be published on September Read More ... |
| Elizabeth Olsen > Those Other Ones Who Killed Heath Ledger Posted: 14 Sep 2011 10:00 AM PDT    Remember when everyone couldn’t wait until the Olsen Twins turned 18 because they were positive they’d turn into ridiculous hotties only to watch them hole up in opium dens and start dressing like Russian bag-women? Elizabeth Olsen learned from their mistakes. And also does nudity, so in a way, it’s like the other two never Read More ... |
| Scarlett Johansson Has Leaked Photos Now ‘Allegedly’ Posted: 14 Sep 2011 09:24 AM PDT    Two nude leaked photos (Don’t worry, they’re censored so you won’t lose your mediocre job providing for your mediocre family. See how much I care?) alleged to be Scarlett Johansson are making the Internet rounds this morning. Although, I swear to God the butt one was passed around earlier in the year, only now it Read More ... |
| Some Alessandra Ambrosio, Anyone? And Other News Posted: 14 Sep 2011 09:23 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Harvey Weinstein knows how to make me listen to his press statement. - Because he used this instead of doing it himself. - Snooki got Anderson Cooper to go spray-tanning. - Michael Fassbender skipped TIFF to bang Zoe Kravitz. - Christina Milian is allowed Read More ... |
| And Now For Another Exciting Round of ‘Jessica Simpson Looks Pregnant Again’ Posted: 14 Sep 2011 08:58 AM PDT    For someone who’s supposedly getting married soon and working out with Tracy Anderson, or at least was before presumably plateauing in April and renting out an Outback for the summer, here’s an expanded Jessica Simpson with Eric Johnson in Beverly Hills last night. And to me, it’s the face more than anything that suggests she’s Read More ... |
| ‘The Snozzberries Taste Like Snozzberries!’ Posted: 14 Sep 2011 07:59 AM PDT    Oompa Loompa, doopity doo, I’ve got another story for you, What do you get when you’re feeling depressed? Turns out there’s an alien living in you, How do I get him out of my chest? You must buy an eMeter, you must buy an eMeter, You must buy an… e… meterrrrrrr… Oompa Loompa, doopityyyyy DOOOOOO!!!! Read More ... |
| Brenda Song Was Never Pregnant Posted: 14 Sep 2011 07:00 AM PDT    So depending on how you read this, either Brenda Song faked being pregnant for publicity, or she sobered up and realized Trace Cyrus Jr. was floating in her uterus and took corrective action. Via RadarOnline: "She's actually not pregnant," Mai Song said about her 23-year-old daughter, despite the reports that The Suite Life of Zack Read More ... |
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