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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.13.11
- Jennifer Lopez Tricked Bradley Cooper
- Blake Lively’s Hiding a Bikini Under There
- Kate Gosselin Apologizes To All You Mediocre People Out There
- Madonna Wouldn’t Let TIFF Volunteers Look at Her
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Just Because, and Other News
- I Don’t Think Jada Was The One Sleeping With Marc Anthony, You Guys
- Lady GaGa’s About To Feel a Breeze
- Dina Lohan Thinks Ali is Healthy, Would Never Exploit Her Children
- Christina Hendricks: Making Butts on Chests Look Fancy Since 1975
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.13.11 Posted: 13 Sep 2011 02:18 PM PDT    “Someone said that fatass Ali Lohan is out here. Point me at her.” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nancy Grace‘s best Casey Anthony-induced aneurysm face, promo shots Wonderful Pistachios inexplicably sent me from its latest commercial featuring Khloe & Lamar and The Winklevoss Twins because apparently these are the people – I Read More ... |
| Jennifer Lopez Tricked Bradley Cooper Posted: 13 Sep 2011 01:00 PM PDT    When Bradley Cooper agreed to have a business dinner with Jennifer Lopez at Per Se – a “low key” restaurant in New York known for its wealthy customers’ discretion – he just assumed it’d be a friendly chat about a potential project that wouldn’t be leaked to TMZ as a romantic get-together to get her Read More ... |
| Blake Lively’s Hiding a Bikini Under There Posted: 13 Sep 2011 12:00 PM PDT    Here’s Blake Lively shooting some new scenes for Savages, a movie in which her character seems to constantly wear bikinis, so I’d just like to state for the record that, yes, I wrote it. I’d get into why IMDB lists Shane Salerno and Don Winslow as the writers, but trust me when I say it’s Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin Apologizes To All You Mediocre People Out There Posted: 13 Sep 2011 11:11 AM PDT    “Holding this purse is starting to feel like work…” Yesterday while defending herself on The Today Show after Jon suggested she get a normal career and focus on the kids, Kate Gosselin called working a regular job to support her family “mediocre” which is basically how 99% of her audiences live their day-to-day. She’s since Read More ... |
| Madonna Wouldn’t Let TIFF Volunteers Look at Her Posted: 13 Sep 2011 10:56 AM PDT    Following on the heels of Hydrangea-Gate, Madonna was her sunny, corpse-like self again yesterday when she made volunteers at the Toronto International Film Festival stare at the fucking wall because she didn’t want them looking at her when she walked past them. No, really. The Globe and Mail reports: It was a bit of a Read More ... |
| Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Just Because, and Other News Posted: 13 Sep 2011 10:55 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Tyler Perry earned more money than anyone in Hollywood last year. - Tom Hardy doesn’t understand that the fake controversy about his sexuality is supposed to surface when promoting a big film, not when shooting it. - Jennifer Westfeldt makes sure Jon Hamm‘s penis is free and Read More ... |
| I Don’t Think Jada Was The One Sleeping With Marc Anthony, You Guys Posted: 13 Sep 2011 09:56 AM PDT    A few weeks back, rumors spread that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith were separating after he supposedly caught her having sex with Marc Anthony. Except here’s Will and Marc in Miami last night for Salsa Skeletor’s birthday, and the two couldn’t look tighter. In fact, they almost look a little too tight… get me Read More ... |
| Lady GaGa’s About To Feel a Breeze Posted: 13 Sep 2011 07:45 AM PDT    Here’s Lady Gaga on a photo shoot in New York yesterday where she proved she really needs to try these outfits on before walking out in public in them. Mostly so people can look at them and go, “Hey, your vagina ring’s sticking out,” and she can put on something more appropriate like a Jar Read More ... |
| Dina Lohan Thinks Ali is Healthy, Would Never Exploit Her Children Posted: 13 Sep 2011 07:01 AM PDT    Ali Lohan looks like this now (She used to look this in July.), but there’s absolutely no cause for alarm, everybody. Dina Lohan, supermom, isn’t worried at all, and if there’s one person who knows a thing or two about raising healthy, well-adjusted daughters, it’s the woman who sloughed Lindsay Lohan out of her babyhole. Read More ... |
| Christina Hendricks: Making Butts on Chests Look Fancy Since 1975 Posted: 13 Sep 2011 06:16 AM PDT    Here’s Christina Hendricks at the premiere of I Don’t Know How She Does It last night where I’m assuming her massive translucent breast-orbs stole the spotlight from the star of the movie Sarah Jessica Parker. “Like a gotdamn titty mountain up in here,” mavens of high society were overheard saying followed by hushed whispers of Read More ... |
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