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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.11
- The Kardashians Admit They’re Trannies
- Lindsay’s Escort Service is BOOMING
- Holly Madison Insured Her Breasts For $1 Million
- Chris Brown Allegedly Had Gay Sex With Martyn, Leaked DMs Allegedly Allege
- Hello, Jennifer Aniston and Other News
- ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah’s Still Putting Her Implants in Bikinis
- Ashton Kutcher Denies Cheating Rumors (Sort Of), Demi Moore Just Acts Weird
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.29.11 Posted: 29 Sep 2011 01:00 PM PDT    Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you by me, Photo Boy, thanks to the power of heavy rain and the rapidly dissolving infrastructure of Central PA’s power grid. Coincidentally we’ve also got celebs at the mercy of nature’s wrath so long as you count David Hasselhoff‘s recurrent alcoholism and whatever the hell Read More ... |
| The Kardashians Admit They’re Trannies Posted: 29 Sep 2011 11:50 AM PDT    Apparently when Kim Kardashian turned 14, her father took time off from helping O.J. get away with murder to spring for a professional makeup artist so his daughters wouldn’t look like circus clowns. Fortunately for him, they’ve evolved into looking like self-proclaimed trannies, so in the end, it was money well-spent. Via E! News: “He Read More ... |
| Lindsay’s Escort Service is BOOMING Posted: 29 Sep 2011 10:45 AM PDT    Last week, Lindsay Lohan was spotted kissing hotel owner Vikram Chatwal in New York. Earlier this week, she was spotted kissing German fashion designer Philipp Plein in Milan. So, of course, last night she was spotted in Paris with a third man because her Venice Beach house and Dina’s Lexus lease aren’t going to pay Read More ... |
| Holly Madison Insured Her Breasts For $1 Million Posted: 29 Sep 2011 10:00 AM PDT    In what has to be a shining triumph of the human spirit, Holly Madison has insured her fake breasts for a whopping $1 million through Lloyd’s of London, according to People: “I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?, because if anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Allegedly Had Gay Sex With Martyn, Leaked DMs Allegedly Allege Posted: 29 Sep 2011 09:20 AM PDT    “Alright, now lower me into his anus!” One of the theories regarding the night Chris Brown beat Rihanna and left her for dead is that she peeped his phone and found out he was having sex with dudes not his manager. And to further that theory, here comes another round of alleged leaked direct messages Read More ... |
| Hello, Jennifer Aniston and Other News Posted: 29 Sep 2011 09:15 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Josh Hartnett on being influenced by French films and the pathos of his characters. Your move, Franco. - Jason Alexander is doing this the way John Read More ... |
| ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah’s Still Putting Her Implants in Bikinis Posted: 29 Sep 2011 08:28 AM PDT    If you’re wondering if Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is still posing for bikini photos while her child plays with her implants, the answer is yes. Yes, she is. And if you’re wondering if “Teen Mom Farrah” and “implants” are popular search terms, that would somehow also be a yes. What? Just because I didn’t Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Denies Cheating Rumors (Sort Of), Demi Moore Just Acts Weird Posted: 29 Sep 2011 07:39 AM PDT    As Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore‘s marriage appears to be turning into whatever kind of dust Demi’s made out of, the two have remained uncharacteristically quiet about the the latest cheating rumors. Or at least were until Ashton fired off the following tweet early this morning: #nowplaying open.spotify.com/track/1i8rqFjs… That link sends you to Public Enemy’s Read More ... |
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