Wednesday, September 28, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do

Rihanna was topless

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 01:49 PM PDT

So apparently this is why that farmer was so upset. Though actually she appears to be wearing pasties or something over her nipples so she’s not really topless. Or maybe she was topless until that dumb farmer had to butt in. Next time mind your own business, jackass. What, is [...]

Jessica Simpson is pregnant! Maybe!

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 01:01 PM PDT

In other news that a tabloid probably made up, Jessica Simpson is pregnant! In Touch Weekly can exclusively confirm Jessica Simpson is pregnant! "She's already having kooky cravings!" a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate and cheese-flavored popcorn with non-alcoholic margaritas. Luckily, she's not due 'til spring, leaving them just enough time to be newlyweds [...]

Ashton Kutcher had an affair with Britney. Or something.

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 12:34 PM PDT

Star magazine is expected to go to press tomorrow with a headline that screams, "World Exclusive: It's Over! Demi & Ashton's $290 million divorce!" Meaning Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce after 6 years of marriage because he cheats all the time, and that actors make shit tons of money [...]

Michael Jackson is definitely dead

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 11:26 AM PDT

Prosecutors looking to, um, prosecute Dr. Conrad Murray for the wrongful death of Michael Jackson opened their trial today by showing a photo of Michael Jackson dead in a hospital bed and playing a recording of Jackson so drugged up he was barely legible. Michael Jackson really knew how to party! ABC News says… Attorney [...]

Rihanna got in trouble for going topless

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 09:29 AM PDT

"Rihanna on a farm in Ireland" sounds like a euphemism for something that's out of place, but that describes her new video which she shot yesterday outside Belfast. Shockingly, there was a slight culture clash. The Huffington Post says… Northern Ireland farmer Alan Graham says he doesn’t know who Rihanna is but she [...]

what in the hell

Posted: 27 Sep 2011 08:13 AM PDT

Vanessa Hudgens went to the premiere of, ‘IRIS - A Journey Into The World Of Cinema by Cirque du Soleil’ at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood last night, but only after going to the Sears maternity department to buy a dress first. This is bullshit. Her agent should have sent her right [...]
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