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George Clooney defends sad Elisabetta Canalis’s honor, one last time
Mike Myers & his wife welcomed a baby boy named Spike
L&S: Sandra Bullock is thin because she’s heartbroken over Ryan Reynolds
Duchess Kate in cream Amanda Wakeley: lovely, classic and appropriate?
Tom Cruise got a haircut for ‘One Shot’: improved or worse?
David Arquette confirms that he’s with Joe Francis’ ex wife, is “friends” with ex Courtney
Linnocent goes to Paris, finds a new businessman friend/client
Angelina Jolie took Shiloh & Zahara to get their ears pierced, Zahara cried
Kate Gosselin is surprised that no networks want to hire her
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore: “when” not “if” they will split?

George Clooney defends sad Elisabetta Canalis’s honor, one last time

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 08:58 AM PDT

I actually feel sorry for Elisabetta Canalis. I have a soft spot in my cold, dead heart for a good "immigrant does well in America" story, and I feel like America was actively rooting against Elisabetta. After all, she has a great ass and she looks like Cindy Crawford in dim light, which was enough to get her George Clooney for two years. And apparently, that's all Elisabetta gets. She doesn't get Hollywood, she doesn't get any more "modeling" jobs, she doesn't even get cheesy reality-star fame on Dancing With the Stars - the audience couldn't kick her off soon enough.

So now comes the sad stories about the end of Elisabetta's "fame" in America. Sure, she'll still be somebody in Italy - she's probably even "A list" in Italy. But in America, she's nothing more than a pushier Sarah Larson with a thick accent. Us Weekly got the ball rolling in this week's print issue, apparently claiming that Elisabetta sent George Clooney "angry text messages" about his new girlfriend, Stacy "Cray-Cray" Keibler. Clooney took pity on poor Eli and denied the story to TMZ:

George Clooney is doing something he almost never does — commenting about a report on his romantic life … in particular, one that claims his ex-gf sent him angry text messages about his new gf.

The report in the current issue of US Weekly … claims Elisabetta Canalis fired off a series of angry texts to George when she found out he was dating Stacy Keibler.

But George tells TMZ, the story “was completely fabricated in order to sell magazines. I never comment on my personal life unless it affects others…and this lie affects others.”

George added this challenge to US Weekly, “Since I would be the only actual witness, I ask you to correct your story immediately, but that would assume you cared at all about telling the truth.”

[From TMZ]

Rough. All kinds of rough. If the story is true, poor Eli, and if it's false (probably), then this was Eli's last moment with Clooney - when he defended her "honor" as someone who wouldn't be crazy enough to send nasty test messages, which is setting the bar pretty low. Clooney probably forgot to mention that he changed all of his numbers right after he had security escort Eli off the Lake Como estate.

Meanwhile, Eli gave a sad interview to Life & Style right after she was eliminated on DWTS. This whole thing made me cringe:

After being kicked off Dancing With the Stars on Sept. 27, Elisabetta Canalis wants the world to know one thing: She’s fine and moving on from ex-boyfriend George Clooney.

“I just want to move on,” she tells Life & Style. “I’m really just doing what I’ve done for years before — my job, and that’s television. I had this opportunity to do my job here in this country.”

While on the show, Elisabetta spent most of her time dodging questions about her famous ex. “Yes, he’s my ex-boyfriend and people in this country know me because of him, but…” Elisabetta said after the news of her elimination on last night’s results show.

“George Clooney, George Clooney, George Clooney, George Clooney, George Clooney,” kidded her partner, Val Chmerkovskiy, who then asked Elisabetta, “Do you think George Clooney voted for us?”

Very uncomfortably, the Italian beauty replied, “I don’t know. I don’t think anything right now.”

Admitting her surprise at last night’s outcome, Elisabetta reveals to Life & Style, “I think we are paying a little bit for our moods during the rehearsals maybe? I’ve learned that you have to be more diplomatic sometimes. Especially when I’m learning.”

But when it comes to dancing, she’s hanging her up shoes.

“Right now I’m going back to horseback riding,” she tells Life & Style. “I had the best teacher in the world.” And according to Val: “George Clooney approves this interview!”

[From Life & Style]

Ugh. Cringe. Poor Eli. She's crazy, but I get the feeling Stacy Keibler could out-crazy her any day of the week. My advice for Eli? Go home. Not in a "we're kicking you out" way, but in a "go see your family, have lunch with friends, lick your wounds" kind of way. Go home for a while, work in Italy, maybe try to really launch yourself as an actress/model/personality in Europe, and then find another nice, rich dude and stop talking about getting married and having babies, because that seems to drive the rich ones away.

I hope Stacy Keibler is watching this mess, because this is her journey in less than a year. I'm giving it six months, actually.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Mike Myers & his wife welcomed a baby boy named Spike

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 08:20 AM PDT

This past March, I was stunned to read a story in the NY Post about Mike Myers having "secretly wed" a tea-shop-owning hipster chick named Kelly Tisdale. I was surprised because I had put stock in many blind items about Mike maybe/probably being gay, and perhaps that was the reason his first marriage failed? Many commenters corrected me, and it's looking more and more like Mike is totally straight. He and Kelly married late last year after dating for several years. Kelly was pregnant when they announced their "secret" marriage, and Life & Style is confirming that Kelly gave birth to a boy!

Austin Powers star Mike Myers and wife, Kelly Tisdale, have welcomed a baby boy into the world, Life & Style has learned.

"The baby is named Spike and was born two weeks ago!" a source reveals to Life & Style.

This is the first child for the couple, who started dating in 2006 and married in a secret ceremony in New York last fall.

Mike has reportedly signed on to reprise his famous role as the International Man of Mystery in Austin Powers 4.

"Things are on track," Mike said about the latest edition of the franchise.

Congrats to the duo on their newest addition!

[From Life & Style]

SPIKE? It must be an English thing, right? Mike's parents were English (transplanted to Canada). There are lots of dudes in England named Spike, and some of them are even heroes of English comedy, so perhaps it was a reference to that. Here in America, we reserve the name "Spike" for dogs. Anyway, I congratulate Mike and Kelly on their Virgo boy, and wish them luck with what I'm sure will be the kid's long-time issues with OCD and neurosis (can I get a witness, fellow Virgos?). Congrats and mazel tov!

Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News.

L&S: Sandra Bullock is thin because she’s heartbroken over Ryan Reynolds

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 08:18 AM PDT

I’ve known plenty of women who have lost weight post-breakup. It’s happened to me, but I inevitably gained it back again since I’m a stress eater. I kind of envy those women who can’t eat when they’re stressed, because it takes true trauma to get me to live in any state that resembles “hungry.”

All of this is intro for this story in Life & Style about how Sandra Bullock is so thin now because she’s pining for Ryan Reynolds, who is rumored to have left her to bone a bunch of random starlets like Olivia Wilde. I think Life & Style just noticed that Sandra was thin and that she no longer seems to be with Ryan and put two and two together. They could be right, though, as there’s nothing that will help you shed pounds like a breakup. Jezebel has a quick rundown of the story:

Apparently Sandra Bullock is “stressed-out” and “can’t stop losing weight.” She has suffered a “radical transformation” and is “scary thin.” Her “chest bones are showing,” and her “face is gaunt” and her arms are “veiny and too muscular.” A nutritional therapist who does not treat her says she has “almost no fat on her body.” Just in case you haven’t gotten the point, there’s text on a picture of Sandy which reads, “a newly bony body.” This is not only because she went through an icky divorce, but because Ryan Reynolds has “moved on” and Sandra “has no outlet for the loneliness she’s feeling.”

[From Jezebel]

Bullock must have gotten wind of this story, because last night she was photographed out at paparazzi and celebrity hotspot Mr. Chow. Those are the photos where she’s in a car. She’s also shown outside the gym last week, and she looks really fit and healthy to me. I’m judging from her arms, not her clavicle area though. Maybe that part of her chest just looks sunken, because she doesn’t look scary skinny or anything, just thin. I love Sandra though and I refuse to believe that she’s suffering if things didn’t work out with Ryan. Maybe she’s just using the extra time to work on her fitness.

Photos of Sandra in a tank top with bare arms are from 9/22/11. She’s shown at LAX with Louis on 9/18/11. She’s also shown alone on 9/21/11. Credit: Fame

Duchess Kate in cream Amanda Wakeley: lovely, classic and appropriate?

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 07:41 AM PDT

New photos! New photos! New photos, just in, of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as "Will and Kate" (how gauche!). They made an appearance today at the opening of a children's cancer unit at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London. William was just coming off of a 24-hour sleepless work bender in Wales, where he was on duty doing search and rescue. He met up with Kate at the event, having only arrived in London just moments beforehand it seems like. William has been the cancer hospital's president since May 2007, and his mother previously held the position. You can read some sweet stuff about the kids about William here - much like Diana, he's good with kids, as is Harry.

As for Duchess Kate's style today… she wore a cream Amanda Wakeley dress that fits like a glove, and I don't believe it's a repeat either. I think this is a new dress for her (only) second appearance in the UK as a duchess. It looks nice on her - she looks good in whites and creams, as well as jewel tones. If I was dressing her, I would put her in lots of creams and strong, bold reds, greens, blues and purples. Never beige, never pastels. Also: what are the thoughts on her little diamond cross pendant? Jesus is giving her the side-eye for living in sin with William for years.

Should we talk about whether she's pregnant? She doesn't look knocked up. No part of her looks bigger. I don't think she is.

A few more stories about Kate, via Us Weekly (she's their cover girl this week). One, Kate's wallet is full of "rewards cards" from stores, according to a blogger bystander who witnessed Kate making some purchases at Topshop a few days ago. What does this mean? It means Kate shops a lot (that's all she does), but she still loves a good deal. Second story, this bizarre tale:

It’s hard to imagine that Kate Middleton can walk among the commoners unnoticed these days — but that’s exactly what the Duchess did when she visited the National Portrait Gallery in London Wednesday.

The 29-year-old spent the afternoon touring the contemporary collection downstairs with a small group of curators, an onlooker tells Us Weekly exclusively.

“She was dressed all in black — she must have been boiling because it was a really hot day in London — in knee-length black boots, black tights and a slim-fitting black dress,” the onlooker says. “She had her hair up, completely pulled up into a twist at the back.”

Middleton, who studied art history at St. Andrews (where she met future hubby Prince William, 29), wasn’t fazed by some of the more controversial pieces, including Marc Quinn’s Self, a self-portrait cast of the artist’s head made from his own blood and then frozen.

“She was asking lots of questions and talking to the experts at length about the piece,” the onlooker tells Us. “She seemed completely fascinated by it.”

Because the gallery downstairs is split into many side rooms, Middleton was able to move around without too many people noticing her — though one tourist did attempt to snap a photo of the Duchess. “Her security guard suddenly appeared and told the man he should delete the photo, but other than that she wasn’t bothered at all.”

Middleton — who has broken tradition by not posing for her own post-wedding portrait — viewed a portrait of William and Prince Harry, 27, on her way out.

“She didn’t spend a huge amount of time looking at it,” the onlooker notes. “She just smiled and admired it briefly.”

[From Us Weekly]

So she went to a museum (dressed for winter, in the middle of a heat wave) and asked a lot of questions about one of the odder pieces, and her security guard made a bystander delete photos of her. Does anyone else think that whole incident is bizarre?

Back to the photos - Kate is getting a lot better at not staring directly into the cameras. But she's still obsessively touching her trademark hair. And thank God, there are NO BUTTONS on this outfit (that I can see). So… a great deal of improvement.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Tom Cruise got a haircut for ‘One Shot’: improved or worse?

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 07:06 AM PDT

These are the newish photos of Tom Cruise with his new, fancy haircut. I'm not in love with the cut, but it's probably more age-appropriate for Tom. He's 49 years old, after all. He can't do the longish, rock-n-roll hair forever, and God knows, he could still pass for a man 10 or 15 years younger, but I still don't really like the short look on Tom. CB loves it, and says that if he was 6 inches taller, she would be giving him a second glance. Speaking of Tom's height (and his lifts!), Tom got this haircut for his new role in One Shot. Apparently, there's been some controversy with fans of the book - they say Tom is much, much too short.

There’s been a mixed reaction to the news that Tom Cruise is to take on the lead role in his upcoming film adaption of Lee Child’s thriller One Shot. But the 49-year-old actor is continuing with his preparations for the role regardless. The Mission: Impossible star had his hair specially cut for the part in New York.

Some fans of the book have protested against Tom Cruise’s casting, highlighting the problem that the actor is nearly a foot too short for the role. The character Jack Reacher, who Cruise is to play, is six feet five inches tall to the actor’s meagre five foot seven.

Readers have also complained that Tom is also ‘too’ good-looking to play Jack, who is not meant to be especially attractive.

Tom has bought the rights to the One Shot film, which is to be directed by The Usual Suspects writer Christopher McQuarrie. Die Another Day star Rosamund Pike is set to play the female lead.

Jack Reacher is an ex-United States Army Military Police Major, who has a knack for finding trouble. Filming has already commenced for the film, which is due for release in 2013.

[From The Mail]

Yeah, the height thing would probably bother me too if I had read and liked the book (which I may check out now). If they needed someone tall, why not Timothy Olyphant, y'all? Tall dudes need love (and movie roles) too.

Oh, I wanted to mention this cute little story in In Touch Weekly. Apparently, Tom Cruise has ensured that Suri has a "million dollar jewelry box.” Tom "loves buying jewelry for her, especially vintage and estate pieces" and a friend says, “He’ll see something he likes and just buy it for Suri to give to her when she is older.” That's actually really nice. I bet Katie sets aside pieces of jewelry for Suri too.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

David Arquette confirms that he’s with Joe Francis’ ex wife, is “friends” with ex Courtney

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 06:44 AM PDT

David Arquette called in to Howard Stern’s radio show yesterday, and like his previous talks with Stern he didn’t hold back. The 40 year-old Dancing with The Stars contestant revealed that he’s been dating an entertainment reporter based out of New York, Christina McLarty, who also happens to be the ex wife of Joe Francis. We first heard rumors that these two were together over the summer, and things seem to be getting serious for them.

David also said that he’s in “friends” territory with his estranged wife, Courteney Cox Arquette. Courteney has been seen in the audience on Dancing With The Stars along with their seven year-old daughter, Coco. The fact that David is happily dating again, and that he’s been with his new girlfriend for at least a few months, makes me wonder if he’s ever going to officially divorce Courteney. It’s nice that they’re keeping it civil, though. Here’s more:

Stern, of course, started in with questions about Courteney, asking David why she is in the audience every week at Dancing With the Stars and whether David is still pining for her.

“I’m not; we’re in the friend zone now,” he said, adding that Cox knows he’s been seeing someone new since the summer.

Even though Courteney’s in the crowd, Arquette says his new special somebody is the first one to call him every week after the show and that she just can’t be there because she lives in New York.

And who is that?

“It’s Barbara Walters,” David joked.

He didn’t give up his new gal’s name right away though, but eventually caved and admitted her name is Christina McLarty. McLarty is a reporter for Entertertainment Tonight, as well as being Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis’ ex-wife/domestic partner. Arquette says they met on a boat party early this past summer.

“She’s adorable. I’m not one to run around with different girls. I like someone that makes me feel good and that I can make feel good,” said Arquette.

David says the two have been Skyping up a storm and have taken a few road trips together since they hooked up in the summer months.

“We try to see each other as much as possible,” he said.

As for the show, David talked rehearsing and how he should cry on camera to get a sympathy vote from the public.

“I cried in rehearsal one day,” he revealed, joking that any one who was going to vote for him certainly won’t now. “I got overwhelmed with emotion.”

When Stern began talking about how he fast forwards through the “fat people dancing,” David revealed that he loves all different body types and said that he finds Lacey Schwimmer to be “one of the sexiest girls on the show.”

David, still sober, says because of the show and his new gal pal, “everything is good.”

[From E! Online]

David was going through such a hard time getting over Courteney, (and her infidelity which he refused to accept) so that’s nice to hear that he’s moved on. What I want to know is how a woman can go from a sociopathic probably abusive douche like Joe Francis to a sensitive funny good guy like Arquette. I mean Arquette has his problems, but he got booted by Courtney, not the other way around, and doesn’t seem to have cheated on her when they were together. He’s on this journey of sobriety and self discovery. He just seems vulnerable and sweet to me, while Francis is a manipulative jerk who makes titty films. Maybe McLarty realized that she needed to do a complete 180 from her ex if she wanted to be in a decent relationship. At least she got out of her marriage soon enough and divorced Francis within two months.

Also, that was really nice what Arquette said about finding Lacey Schwimmer sexy. When she dances and is dressed by other people, she really is. On her own she’s a hot mess, but that’s due to her fashion, not her size at all. I enjoy seeing Arquette on DWTS and I hope he hangs in there for a while. He was in the bottom two this week though, and narrowly missed being voted off.

This chick bears a very superficial resemblance to Courteney when she was younger.

Look at how dapper Arquette is outside DWTS practice!

photo credit: WENN.com

Linnocent goes to Paris, finds a new businessman friend/client

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 06:27 AM PDT

These are new photos of Linnocent in Paris last night, leaving the club Raspoutine. She looks rough. But not as rough as she looked in NYC. As I've long said, Paris is where Linnocent gets the good sh-t. Whenever she goes to Paris, it's always an epic party for her, so just give her another day and she'll look blitzed out of her skull. According to WENN, The Mail & OK Mag UK, Linnocent left the club with the owner, Andre Saraiva (the dude in the leather jacket who looks like a reject from Grease), and half of the club followed Linnocent out. Some are saying that Linnocent and Andre went back to his place. Sure. Why not? It's not like she hasn't just spent the last week in Italy, boning her new boss. Just another day in the exciting, jet-set life of Linnocent, International Call Girl. I had to look up this Andre guy, and he sounds… unusual. And interesting - and legit. The NYT refers to him as a "graffitist and night-life entrepreneur". He's big in the art world, and he runs several successful clubs around the world. Here's his mini-bio:

Enfant terrible Andre Saraiva is many things to many people. To the Parisian police, he's Mr. A, a legendary graffiti artist so recognizable he's no longer able to work in his hometown. To the international art circuit, he's the guy throwing the grittiest art fair parties. To fashion followers, he's the Purple cover boy with the signature paint-splattered jeans and dark sunglasses. To the shiny young things in New York, Paris, and Tokyo, he's the impresario behind the nightclubs Paris Paris, Le Montana, Le Baron, and Beatrice, from whose sub-basement den you might, on any given night, catch our current cover girl surfacing.

With his recent clothing line "Black Block" making waves, Beatrice Inn co-owner Mr Saraiva is also a partner in the Hôtel Amour with Thierry Costes, of the Costes hotel and restaurant family; the Beatrice Inn in New York; and, with the industrial designer Marc Newson, a branch of Le Baron in Tokyo. He was born in Sweden but was brought up in Paris, and as a teenager began tagging the streets with his trademark "Mr. A," a stick figure with a winking eye and a top hat.

[From 60 by 80]

WTF? What is a legit businessman and artist doing with Linnocent? Why is he bringing a crackhead back to his place? Wait, is this some kind of "art project"? Something James Franco-esque? Yes, Linnocent is a cracked-out muse to many "artists". And I'm sure her "muse" fees are astronomical.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Angelina Jolie took Shiloh & Zahara to get their ears pierced, Zahara cried

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 05:53 AM PDT

I can't believe I know this, but do you remember how Angelina Jolie pierced Vivienne's ears when she was just a baby? Viv has been wearing earrings for a while now. Well, I had never really noticed that neither Shiloh nor Zahara had their ears pierced. That's according to a British tabloid, although a two-minute search through older photos confirmed that Z and Shiloh never seem to be wearing earrings until this week (as you can see in these photos). Anyway, The Sun claims that Angelina just took her two oldest girls into a London salon to get their ears pierced, and hilarity ensued. Hint: only the Empress was brave enough to go through with it.

Shiloh and Zahara Jolie-Pitt are becoming little women. Accompanied by mom Angelina Jolie, the 5 and 6-year-old sisters recently went to a small salon in London to get their ears pierced, according to The Sun.

“The eldest girl picked out some pretty 18-carat gold studs ad gave them to her mom,” a source told the British newspaper.

“The piercing gun was a bit too painful for her and she screamed then burst into tears. She was saying it felt like a stapler, so her little sister changed her mind about having hers done.”

Despite Shiloh’s last-minute decision to opt out of the rite of passage, a source told The Sun that “they all left with big smiles on their faces.”

“Angelina bought them another little gift to make sure they both felt special,” the source added.

The Jolie-Pitts are currently staying in London while patriarch Brad Pitt, 47, films World War Z. Jolie recently took Zahara and Shiloh — along with 3-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne — to visit Gwen Stefani’s home for a playdate with Kingston, 5.

“All of the kids are very close in age,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They’ve attended each other’s birthday parties and gotten together several times at each other’s homes.”

[From Us Weekly]

Aw, what are big sisters for? I love that Shiloh had every intention of getting her ears done but when Z went first, Shi chickened out. Oh, and Z "screamed then burst into tears"??? OMG, poor Z! I always forget that she has moments when she's just a little girl and not our soon-to-be empress.

Sidenote: I let my holes grow over years ago, because I got so tired of wearing earrings. Should I get them re-pierced? I've been debating it for a while. Thoughts?

Oh, and this is the best Shiloh photo EVER. I imagine this is the face she made when Z screamed.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Kate Gosselin is surprised that no networks want to hire her

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 05:40 AM PDT

We’ve heard that Kate Gosselin was pitching a dating show after TLC cancelled her long-running family reality show, and that she’s so overextended she’s worried that she’ll “end up on welfare.” Kate has been on a form of welfare for the past six years, and is dependent on the public’s good will to keep making obscene money for all expenses paid trips with her kids. Since she’s managed to squander all of that with her attitude of entitlement, she’s now scrambling to keep the cash and fame flowing. In an interview on the Today Show earlier this month, Kate confirmed that she hopes to stay on television. “I think at this point the best opportunity for all of us would be me continuing in TV as a way to provide for my kids.” She also put down her ex husband Jon Gosselin’s 9-5 job installing solar panels. “It's a situation where Jon may be accepting of mediocre for his kids and working a regular job and I want the best for my kids and the best opportunities, not unlike every parent.” So, according to Kate, most of us live “mediocre” lives by working regular jobs to support our families. Given Kate’s opinion, I’ll take this opportunity to mock her for being unable to land a “non-mediocre” cush job on television ever again.

Although Kate Gosselin told me she would do whatever she had to in order to support her children following the cancellation of her fame-making show, the mom of eight is finding out that it's easier said than done. Gosselin, who told me that her first choice would be to stay in television, isn't getting the job response she had hoped for.

“She has approached many different networks, including pitching a travel show idea to her old network, TLC, but so far no one has said yes,” an insider tells me. “She assumed that given her fame, producers and networks would be knocking her over with job offers and is, to say the least, very surprised that she hasn't received a single one.”

TLC officially confirmed that “Kate Plus 8″ had been cancelled after its ratings continued to drop and the show became more and more expensive to produce when they added traveling the globe to the series. At the time, Gosselin told me she had never earned the amount of money people assumed she was receiving and made it very clear that she wasn't set for life.

“Like many reality stars Kate is in a very difficult position,” a reality show casting director tells me. “Who wants to go back to a real day job after being paid to work three or four months a year. Everyone I have ever met on a reality show thinks it will never end. They quit their day jobs and assume they will become rich and famous. They do become infamous [but] — with the exception of Bethenny Frankel — they never become rich. Plus, who is going to hire them for a real job after they have made a fool out of themselves on TV?”

[From The Huffington Post]

Kate is going the way of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, except she’s old enough to have no excuse for not planning for this, and for assuming that the public would continue to support her outlandish lifestyle.

Does reality television help create these type of narcissistic famewhores, or are these just the people who are drawn to reality television? Kate has surely changed over the years due to her television show, but it’s not like she would have been a nice, normal person without the cameras. She would have confined her nastiness to her family and community, and she would have had to make due with less resources. It looks like that’s about to happen for her anyway, and she’s going into it kicking and screaming.

Kate tweeted a response to this story, as reported on Radar, and wrote “NOT 1 stitch of truth in radar article, once again… & radar u can’t even report my website properly! It’s: kateplusmy8.com.”

These photos are from 12/1/10. Credit: Fame

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore: “when” not “if” they will split?

Posted: 29 Sep 2011 04:44 AM PDT

I know CB has been covering this ongoing scandal, but things are really starting to heat up. To recap our stories so far, early this week, Star Magazine's cover story began leaking out. The story is all about how Ashton is generally a womanizer, and how he's been screwing around on Demi for a while, but there's one specific girl that he recently slept with, and she's already contacted a lawyer and sources say she wants money. Do you want more from Star's cover story? Here you go:

Oh no! Hollywood super-couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are reportedly ending their six-year marriage, at least according to Star magazine, following 23-year-old Sara Leal's allegation that she slept with Ashton in San Diego, Calif., on Sept. 24 — his wedding anniversary! A source tells the mag: "Ashton and Demi have separated and the marriage is over."

RadarOnline reported yesterday, Sept. 27th, Sara Leal slept with Ashton Kutcher last Friday, Sept. 23, in San Diego, after his boys' night out.

An employee at San Diego's Fluxx night club confirms to HollywoodLife.com that Ashton was there Sept. 23, celebrating his That '70s Show co-star Danny Masterson's birthday, and that he left around 1:30 a.m.

"They had a VIP table," the employee tells Hollywood Life. "It was right on the dance floor, conjoined with another table, and all the guys were drinking. I didn't notice him talking to any girls."

Star's eyewitnesses claim “he was checking out all the girls” and he apparently told a friend that “none of the girls were hot-tub worthy.” But the drinks kept flowing and Ashton became less picky and chatted up a “stunning blonde” named Sara Leal. Ashton and Sara had sex at the Hard Rock hotel, and Ashton told her he and Demi were “separated, but the public just didn’t know yet.”

A public relations manager for the Hard Rock Hotel also confirms Ashton was there.

"I can confirm that he stayed both Friday and Saturday nights," the manager tells us. "He was staying at the hotel with a group of friends."

And this isn't the first time Ashton has allegedly cheated on Demi. Last year rumors swirled that he slept with 21-year-old aspiring chef, Brittney Jones. The story eventually disappeared (partly because it was widely reported Demi and Ashton have an "open relationship") and they have appeared to be without problems ever since.

After that initial cheating accusation, Ashton took to Twitter to refute the rumors: "I think Star magazine calling me a 'cheater' qualifies as defamation of character," he tweeted in Sept. 2010. "I hope my lawyer agrees. STAR magazine – you don't get to stand behind 'freedom of the press' when you are writing fiction."

According to Star, it’s been “obvious to everyone around them” that the marriage is over. Earlier this year, Ashton visited his wife at a hotel in New York, but was seen “in the lobby for hours several days in a row, as if he didn’t have anywhere else to go or anyone to hang out with.”

An insider says “Ashton really misses the bachelor lifestyle." Anyway, if Ashton and Demi split, they will have to divide $300 million in assets. Ashton is worth $140 million and makes $700,000 PER EPISODE on Two And A Half Men.

[From Hollywood Life and Jezebel]

Eh. Sex at the Hard Rock Hotel. How cheesy. If that's not bad enough, both People Magazine (!!!) and Us Weekly are piling on, running "the marriage is full of DOOM" stories. I find it very telling that People is piling on - if they had gotten a wink and a nudge from Demi or her publicist, you know they would have run a "everything's fine, Demi and Ashton are happy" story. Instead, they ran this:

Just how telling are 140 characters? Amid new tabloid reports of infidelity by Ashton Kutcher, and trouble in his marriage to Demi Moore, the two – who are currently on different coasts – have curbed their prolific Tweeting in some possibly telling ways.

On Sept. 23, Moore shared a quote from Greek philosopher Epictetus, writing, “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”

The pair also spent their sixth wedding anniversary – Sept. 24 – apart.

Kutcher arrived in San Diego on Sept. 23 for a weekend of partying with his former That ’70s Show costar Danny Masterson. Among their stops: Fluxx nightclub, where they had a VIP table. The actor also refrained from Tweeting anything on his wedding anniversary.

Moore, 48, has been in New York City to promote the short film she directed as part of Lifetime’s TV anthology, Five. The actress attended the premiere along with Jennifer Aniston, who also directed a short, on Monday night.

Kutcher, 33, who recently returned to TV in Two and a Half Men was in Los Angeles, where he presented an award to Ryan Seacrest Tuesday night during L.A.’s Promise Gala 2011.

The actors’ reps have not commented yet.

The couple, who began dating in 2003 and married in 2005, dealt with rumors of infidelity and marital trouble a year ago. At the time, they took a trip to Israel for what the actor described as a spiritual journey.

[From People]

That's pretty much People Magazine telling Demi Moore to confirm her split or GTFO. The Us Weekly report was pretty much the same, only they noted that Demi has been tweeting, just not about her marriage. Apparently, she tweeted the photo below with the message, "I see through you.” Also, even though Demi was out and about on Monday to promote Five, she pulled out of an appearance at a West Hollywood art show on Tuesday. A source tells Us Weekly, "She pulled out of the event last minute.”

So… in my opinion, it's a matter of WHEN not IF they announce their split. My guess is that they'll wait until Friday…? If they do it at the end of business on Friday, I'm going to be super-pissed.

UPDATE: Fresh off of this morning's Page Six, an actual confirmation of the lawyer this side-piece hired, and a vague amount she's trying to score:

Ashton Kutcher is being asked to pay a six-figure sum to a blonde who claims she had sex with him on the same day he and wife Demi Moore celebrated their sixth wedding anniversary.

Sara Leal, 23, is preparing to tell the story of how she hooked up with "Two and a Half Men" star Kutcher, 33, at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego last Friday, following a boozy night with his guy friends, according to a report on thedirty.com.

Now Leal has met with Beverly Hills lawyer Keith Davidson, who represented former Betty Ford worker Dawn Holland after she complained Lindsay Lohan attacked her. Holland dropped her claim after settling with Lohan's camp, reportedly for $25,000.

A source told us, "Sara is talking to multiple media outlets for a deal. She wants $250,000, but the offers haven't been as high. What she really wants is to get a payoff from Ashton. She has reached out to Ashton's team."

[From Page Six]

Yeah… we'll be hearing something soon. The silence speaks volumes, but I'm not completely convinced that Ashton and Demi won't try to sweep this under the rug, just like last time. I’m also not ruling out a Tiger Woods-style bimbo implosion where more women come forward, claiming that they boned Ashton and looking for a payout. We'll see.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Demi's Twitter.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

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