Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Sara Leal Has Morals, You Guys

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 11:45 AM PDT

Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher Sara Leal Bikini Ashton Kutcher 
Despite cashing in on the entire debacle, Sara Leal (green bikini) wants everyone to know that in no way would she have slept with Ashton Kutcher if she knew he was still “happily married” to Demi Moore, according to Us Weekly: But now, Leal regrets the encounter. “My life has been a mess,” she tells Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow is Limber And Other News

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 11:00 AM PDT

Gwyneth Paltrow Stretching Yoga Pants Gwyneth Paltrow Stretching Yoga Pants Gwyneth Paltrow Stretching Yoga Pants 
- Ryan Seacrest makes Julianne Hough wear tuxedos now. - Taylor Lautner is only interested in llama vagina. - Gwyneth Paltrow realizing her coffee wasn’t made from beans hand-delivered from Colombia this very morn. - Aly Michalka tanned her cleavage. Give her her cookie. - Johnny Depp’s Lone Ranger Read More ...

Courtney Stodden Kicked Off Facebook Cuz U Jelly

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 09:40 AM PDT

Courtney Stodden Bikini Facebook Photos Courtney Stodden Bikini Facebook Photos Courtney Stodden Bikini Facebook Photos 
Courtney Stodden found herself banned from Facebook recently when all she was trying to do is “compellingly connect” with her adoring fans and their love of rusty, airbrushed vans. Anyway, you’d just assume the issue might be she’s touting herself as an underage bride and posting provocative photos of herself, but fortunately her mom’s here Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:39 AM PDT

Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped 
With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag Read More ...

Whitney Houston Is Sober, Everybody, She Just Irrationally Hates Seatbelts

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 07:43 AM PDT

Whitney Houston Whitney Houston Whitney Houston 
Whitney Houston was almost kicked off a Delta flight yesterday when she refused to buckle her seat belt before takeoff, holding up the entire plane for people who understand the rudimentary practice of clicking one piece of metal into another. Then again, they could’ve all been physicists. Motherfuckers are everywhere… TMZ reports: We’re told Whitney Read More ...

Marion Cotillard Is Topless

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 06:53 AM PDT

Marion Cotillard Topless Marion Cotillard Topless Marion Cotillard Topless 
Here’s Marion Cotillard filming a new movie in France yesterday which judging by these photos, is about an amputee who dreams of one day swimming topless to freedom, so just assume it’s a sweeping Holocaust epic titled Titty Titty No Legs. Now, normally this would be the type of role that would go to Kate Read More ...

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