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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.11.13
- Sarah Jessica Parker’s Feet Are The Next Step In Human Evolution
- Miley Cyrus’ Fiance Fled To Australia
- Bertney’s Dress Mighta Been Too Short, Y’All
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks Her Breasts Are Worth $5 Million
- Chris Brown On Relationships: ‘Tell That B*tch You Own Her P*ssy’
- Amanda Bynes Looks Like This Now
- Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Adriana Lima, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.11.13 Posted: 11 Mar 2013 01:50 PM PDT        “That’s definitely not enough sunscreen, girl. In fact, I’d say you need – *puts on sunglasses* – a little Moore.” HYEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!! Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed coming to you on the heels of my return from the land of fat white excess known as a Carnival cruise. I haven’t seen anyone so excited Read More ... |
| Sarah Jessica Parker’s Feet Are The Next Step In Human Evolution Posted: 11 Mar 2013 12:55 PM PDT        “I was told you have oats?” We all like to make jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker being a horse and have a good laugh because it helps us cope with the harsh reality that she’ll eventually be shot in the head after breaking her leg. Which might be happening even sooner because apparently her feet Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus’ Fiance Fled To Australia Posted: 11 Mar 2013 12:23 PM PDT        Miley Cyrus quit Twitter last week after claiming she was sick of tabloid reports that Liam Hemsworth had cheated on her with January Jones and/or Emma Watson. But then she spent the days immediately after that walking around without her engagement ring on, and now People‘s reporting Liam fled to Australia to get the fuck Read More ... |
| Bertney’s Dress Mighta Been Too Short, Y’All Posted: 11 Mar 2013 11:14 AM PDT        Here’s Britney Spears at her kids’ soccer game over the weekend where the wind kept blowing up her already way too short dress. How her degree in meteorology didn’t prepare her for this is anyone’s guess. Fortunately, she had a change of clothes handy which is always a good idea when leaving the house with Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks Her Breasts Are Worth $5 Million Posted: 11 Mar 2013 09:48 AM PDT        Some people will say Holly Madison has absolutely nothing to offer humanity as a whole, but that’s not true because she insured her breasts for $1 million so now other women feel threatened by that and have to say their tits are worth more. A situation I like to believe we’re all richer for, so Read More ... |
| Chris Brown On Relationships: ‘Tell That B*tch You Own Her P*ssy’ Posted: 11 Mar 2013 08:18 AM PDT  Chris Brown is beating batting women a thousand lately because here he is dispensing “relationship advice” to a crowded nightclub on the heels of being caught on camera (twice) threatening a valet over $10. TMZ reports: Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, Read More ... |
| Amanda Bynes Looks Like This Now Posted: 11 Mar 2013 07:18 AM PDT   My first reaction to this photo was, “Holy shit, Nicki Minaj‘s turning white just like Michael Jackson!” so imagine my surprise to learn it’s actually Amanda Bynes who paid someone money to look like this. Someone clearly not concerned with losing their medical license over carving a crazy person into a pure nightmare, so I’m Read More ... |
| Good Sweet Goddamn Morning, Adriana Lima, And Other News Posted: 11 Mar 2013 06:27 AM PDT        - James Franco got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame so it should only be a matter of time until he makes a black-and-white short film in Aramaic of him pooping on it. - So The View‘s going to be just Whoopi Goldberg and Brooke Shields now? - Selena Gomez‘s Read More ... |
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