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• The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.14.13
• Justin Bieber Made Me Feel Sorry For Lindsay Lohan, What The Hell Just Happened?
• Oh, Good, Taylor Swift’s Shooting Music Videos With Instagram Now
• A Moment For Maria Menounos & Kelly Brook
• Charlie Sheen Just Told 9 Million People To Throw Dog Shit At His Daughter’s School
• Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape
• Gwyneth Paltrow’s Starving Her Kids Now
• ‘Kick-Ass 2′ Has A Red Band Trailer And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 3.14.13 Posted: 14 Mar 2013 01:30 PM PDT “In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiri– Aw, c’mon Jimmy, it’s my first goddamned day!” Welcome to Thurdsday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m so glad was able to get published despite some tech issues today because it feature’s Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Yep, I just made you look at Gerard Butler‘s ass crack. Wow, Read More ...

Justin Bieber Made Me Feel Sorry For Lindsay Lohan, What The Hell Just Happened? Posted: 14 Mar 2013 12:52 PM PDT In case almost every single move Justin Bieber made in London wasn’t enough proof this kid’s primed for a downfall, he went on an Instagram rant this morning blasting the media and basically letting us all know he’s God’s maple-gift to the world in case we forgot. Also, don’t compare him to Lindsay Lohan who Read More ...

Oh, Good, Taylor Swift’s Shooting Music Videos With Instagram Now Posted: 14 Mar 2013 11:53 AM PDT I’ve honestly never seen a Taylor Swift video – and technically still haven’t seen an entire one – so here’s her latest for “22″ which somebody thought would be clever to shoot like it’s a moving Instagram photo. And by somebody I mean Satan. Satan thought it would be clever. Later, he’d use a typewriter Read More ...

A Moment For Maria Menounos & Kelly Brook Posted: 14 Mar 2013 10:41 AM PDT Hey, guys, thanks to the fallout from last week’s malware shenanigans, security on the site is being tightened and has caused a few “hiccups” like locking Photo Boy and I out of uploading new photos all morning. Photos like Maria Menounos‘s hottest working ass in Hollywood and Kelly Brook‘s awesome British breasts which you’re hopefully Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Just Told 9 Million People To Throw Dog Shit At His Daughter’s School Posted: 14 Mar 2013 09:56 AM PDT According to Charlie Sheen, his daughter Sam was “bullied out of school,” and where normal people who don’t live in a mansion made of coke would’ve filed grievances with the school board and/or engaged in rational discussions to reach a solution, Charlie opted for telling nine million people on Twitter not only the exact name Read More ...

Of Course There’s A Kris Jenner Sex Tape Posted: 14 Mar 2013 09:07 AM PDT If you’re wondering how a busy, working mom like Kris Jenner found time to learn how to write, produce and direct Kim Kardashian‘s sex tape, it turns out Kris is an old pro at filming people having sex. Namely herself with other men who aren’t her husband, according to the National Enquirer: According to one Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Starving Her Kids Now Posted: 14 Mar 2013 07:39 AM PDT Because carbs and gluten are the food stuff of peasants, Gwyneth Paltrow is now putting her cherubs Macklemore and Jamiroquai on whatever fad diet she’s on because you know what chaffs your yoga cocoon the wrong way? Rotund rugrats. The Daily Mail reports: In her new cookbook, called 'It's All Good,' which is released next Read More ...

‘Kick-Ass 2′ Has A Red Band Trailer And Other News Posted: 14 Mar 2013 06:17 AM PDT - There’s a Kickstarter to get a Veronica Mars movie made in case you haven’t heard the whole Internet shrieking about it yet. - Anna Wintour is still hating Kim Kardashian right to her face. - Large breasted redheads, anyone? - Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore are going to squeeze whatever Read More ...

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