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• The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.22.13
• Lindsay Lohan Is A Very Busy Movie Star, You Guys
• Gucci Mane Fell Asleep During His Sex Scene in ‘Spring Breakers’ That Was Actual Sex
• Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To ‘Murder’ Her Vagina
• Joe Jonas Made A Sex Tape? With A Girl? Bahaha! Good One, Internet.
• The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams
• Jenny McCarthy’s Filling In For Joy Behar On ‘The View,’ Oh, Good
• Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Nina Moric Is, And Other News

The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.22.13 Posted: 22 Mar 2013 12:45 PM PDT “Isn’t that funny? She calls these ‘breasts’ too!” Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which serves to address the issue of vagina murder again, but only because I believe this woman’s could karate chop you to death. We’ve also got Drake Bell joining the illustrious club of men whose penises we’ve shamefully exploited, ditto Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Is A Very Busy Movie Star, You Guys Posted: 22 Mar 2013 11:44 AM PDT If you think Lindsay Lohan is just going to spend her time before rehab friviously finding new stores to steal from without a bra on, think again. She has a very busy schedule entertaining numerous suitors before filming with a venerable star of stage and screen and fleeing to South America. I’m sorry, what? Page Read More ...

Gucci Mane Fell Asleep During His Sex Scene in ‘Spring Breakers’ That Was Actual Sex Posted: 22 Mar 2013 10:52 AM PDT Gucci Mane apparently has a sex scene in Spring Breakers which sounds really exciting once you hear the story of how he he fell asleep during it even though director Harmony Korine had a chick literally bang him which is how I read this. Via Vulture: This scene, thought Korine, would be a piece of Read More ...

Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To ‘Murder’ Her Vagina Posted: 22 Mar 2013 08:58 AM PDT “Wait a second. Did that unicorn just move…” So in case you haven’t seen this everywhere yet, Amanda Bynes tweeted this to Drake last night: I want @drake to murder my vagina And if you’re wondering what took me so long to post this, I wanted to make sure I got these pics so everyone Read More ...

Joe Jonas Made A Sex Tape? With A Girl? Bahaha! Good One, Internet. Posted: 22 Mar 2013 08:05 AM PDT “I said, I want you in me.” “….” “I can see a tear forming in your eye. I know you heard me.” “Goddammit…” Before we get into this, let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that not only does Joe Jonas have a “girlfriend,” but her name is Blanda Eggenschwiler. Blanda. Eggenschwiler. If I Read More ...

The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams Posted: 22 Mar 2013 08:00 AM PDT Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which if you thought you wasn’t happening because of yesterday’s Nikki Leigh March Madness post, clearly you underestimate how important pageviews are to keeping me out of retail. And the stockpile of fertilizer in my garage. You really don’t want to make me talk to Read More ...

Jenny McCarthy’s Filling In For Joy Behar On ‘The View,’ Oh, Good Posted: 22 Mar 2013 07:31 AM PDT “Boy, I sure hope these raviolis don’t have any autism in them. Amirite?” Presumably in an effort to kill more kids this time around, The View producers are hoping to replace Joy Behar with Jenny McCarthy who’ll be filling in while they switch out everyone on the show just to see if Barbara Walters will Read More ...

Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Nina Moric Is, And Other News Posted: 22 Mar 2013 05:50 AM PDT - If you read anything today, read this: The Original Aunt Viv vs. Wendy Williams - Ashton Kutcher really wants you to believe he’s trolling us all. - Girls Tugging On Clothes: A Retrospective - Dina Lohan is still trying to write a book about Lindsay that she’s still trying to Read More ...

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