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- Reese, Cameron & Drew’s Beach Getaway: The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.8.13
- Justin Bieber Threatens To ‘Beat The F*ck’ Out Of Photographer, Hilariously Thinks That’s Possible
- Alexander Skarsgard Is Wounded. He Needs You!
- Selena Gomez’s Dad Used Her To Pick Up Hooters Waitresses When She Was 7
- ‘Skarsgard’s Down, Now It’s Shemar’s Time To Shine’
- Rihanna Instagrammed Her Butt And Other News
- Justin Bieber Totally Collapsed, You Guys
- So Who Wants Free Tickets To A Special Screening of Olympus Has Fallen?
| Reese, Cameron & Drew’s Beach Getaway: The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.8.13 Posted: 08 Mar 2013 11:33 AM PST        Well, I survived an entire week without Photo Boy. And just to prove I never needed him anyway, here’s Reese Witherspoon, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore having a “girls getaway” in Mexico which is clearly a crazy sexy gallery that’s not at all filled with scary and depressing photos where Reese Witherspoon wins because I Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Threatens To ‘Beat The F*ck’ Out Of Photographer, Hilariously Thinks That’s Possible Posted: 08 Mar 2013 10:28 AM PST        Chris Brown and Justin Bieber have been friends for a while now, and if there’s one helpful piece of advice that Chris gave Justin it’s, “Always give into every stupid, violent impulse you have. You’re rich.” So here’s Justin outside the hospital where he was supposedly super sick, you guys, going absolutely apeshit after he Read More ... |
| Alexander Skarsgard Is Wounded. He Needs You! Posted: 08 Mar 2013 08:53 AM PST        I almost didn’t want to post these because they’re too difficult to look at, but here’s a bruised and beaten Alexander Skarsgard who I’m assuming ran into somebody’s husband that apparently didn’t appreciate seeing triplets fly out of his wife’s vagina and/or the strange, yet exciting passion he experienced after gazing upon Alexander Skarsgard’s face Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez’s Dad Used Her To Pick Up Hooters Waitresses When She Was 7 Posted: 08 Mar 2013 07:51 AM PST        Selena Gomez is the cover interview for the April issue of Harper’s Bazaar where she opens up about her dad taking her to Hooters when she was seven to score waitresses which kind of explains the whole dating Justin Bieber thing. He’d never have the balls to do that, or in general if we’re strictly Read More ... |
| ‘Skarsgard’s Down, Now It’s Shemar’s Time To Shine’ Posted: 08 Mar 2013 07:50 AM PST        “Made this kid two minutes ago. POW.” NOTE: If you’re wondering what the hell is going on with this post instead of staring directly into this chick’s impossibly large ass, welcome to your first visit to The Superficial. It’s best if you just look at the butts. Photos: Bauer-GriffinRead More ... |
| Rihanna Instagrammed Her Butt And Other News Posted: 08 Mar 2013 05:55 AM PST   - The time Tina Fey read Internet comments on a parenting site. Never, ever do this. - Jake Gyllenhaal‘s banging a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. Apparently there are other ones besides Kate Upton, I had no idea. - For a change of pace, instead of hot chicks, here are dudes pretending they’re Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Totally Collapsed, You Guys Posted: 08 Mar 2013 05:50 AM PST  What you’re looking at is Justin Bieber in the hospital after he “collapsed” at the O2 Arena last night, yet still managed to finish his show, pose his pube bone for Instagram and announce he’ll be performing tonight, according to E! News. All of which I’m sure has nothing to do with him going on Read More ... |
| So Who Wants Free Tickets To A Special Screening of Olympus Has Fallen? Posted: 08 Mar 2013 05:45 AM PST  The Olympus Has Fallen advance screenings are happening in New York, Los Angeles and San Francisco – and you can be there! We've got two tickets to each of these special screenings of the exciting new action film starring Gerard Butler, Aaron Eckhart, Angela Basset and Morgan Freeman. Olympus Has Fallen is destined to take Read More ... |
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