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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13
- It’s Bertney’s New Boyfriend
- Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Probably, Maybe Officially Over. For Realsies.
- Olivia Wilde Really Wants Everyone To Know That If She Dies, Justin Bieber’s Fans Did It
- Elin Nordegren’s Dating Her Billionaire Neighbor Now
- Behold! The Royal Fetus Has A Moniker
- So Remember All Those Letters You Wrote Taylor Swift? About That…
- Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio And Karlie Kloss Are In Bikinis And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13 Posted: 13 Mar 2013 01:15 PM PDT        Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio‘s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or Read More ... |
| Posted: 13 Mar 2013 12:28 PM PDT        Back in February, Britney Spears supposedly met a man at the country club because if there’s a sport that immediately comes to mind when you think about Britney, it’s golf. Turns out she really did find a new boyfriend, because here’s the two of them leaving what I assume is a Chuck E. Cheese because Read More ... |
| Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Are Probably, Maybe Officially Over. For Realsies. Posted: 13 Mar 2013 11:39 AM PDT        Despite the fact Liam Hemsworth has been photographed with another woman and fled the fucking continent, apparently we all needed one last official report that he dumped Miley Cyrus, so here’s Page Six with the time of death: One source said, "Miley and Liam are done; it's over. She likes to party really hard and Read More ... |
| Olivia Wilde Really Wants Everyone To Know That If She Dies, Justin Bieber’s Fans Did It Posted: 13 Mar 2013 10:34 AM PDT Two weeks back, Justin Bieber decided to walk around London with his shirt off prompting Olivia Wilde to offer some friendly advice. Specifically, “Put your fucking shirt on.” Naturally, this angered Beliebers the world over who threaten to stab Olivia’s lesbian bitch neck off and feed it to Justin’s hamster who, coincidentally, also had a Read More ... |
| Elin Nordegren’s Dating Her Billionaire Neighbor Now Posted: 13 Mar 2013 09:33 AM PDT        It’s no secret that Elin Nordegren‘s type is rich as fuck, and now she’s taken it to a level most of us can relate to: Banging whatever’s closest and available. On that note, if this guy turns out to be a tube of Grands cinnamon buns, I’m going to be officially freaked out. Page Six Read More ... |
| Behold! The Royal Fetus Has A Moniker Posted: 13 Mar 2013 08:14 AM PDT Us Weekly has apparently learned the name of Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s daughter who, according to my knowledge of royal lineage, will be dubbed The Supreme Empress of Biscuits upon her birth at which point Parliament shall cede all of its power to her, ushering forth a new era of jellies and assorted jams. Read More ... |
| So Remember All Those Letters You Wrote Taylor Swift? About That… Posted: 13 Mar 2013 07:22 AM PDT      Judging by the amount of emails I received about this, the Internet was stunned yesterday, just stunned, to find out that a famous celebrity like Taylor Swift doesn’t read every piece of handwritten fan mail she’s sent and has an assistant just throw it in the trash. Or at least she used to until her Read More ... |
| Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio And Karlie Kloss Are In Bikinis And Other News Posted: 13 Mar 2013 06:32 AM PDT   - The Newly Single Chivettes are here. - Justin Timberlake is patronizing Kanye West now. - Brandi Glanville made out with Chelsea Hander‘s lesbian apparently. - Snooki uses her baby for arm curls. Why not? - Remember the days when Britney Spears was just a funky cool e-mailer? - Read More ... |
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