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- Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed – Monday 3.4.13
- Rihanna Wants To Have A Kid With Chris Brown. Yup.
- ‘The Call’ – In Theaters March 15
- Justin Bieber Had A Poopy Birthday :( :( :(
- So Christian Bale Might Be In ‘Justice League’
- Oh Good, Kris Jenner Sold Kylie To Jaden Smith
- Miley Cyrus Has Blue Hair Now
- Charlie Sheen Wants To ‘Mentor’ Lindsay Lohan, She Wants Him To Go F*ck Himself
- Good Morning, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, And Other News
| Rosie Huntington-Whitely Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed – Monday 3.4.13 Posted: 04 Mar 2013 01:15 PM PST        I’m a man without a Photo Boy this week (He’s on a cruise with his lady, and God willing, shitting into a bag so I can never let him hear the end of it.), so here’s Rosie Huntington-Whitely for today’s The Crap We I Missed. And full disclosure: I’m entirely posting these to lure Blake Read More ... |
| Rihanna Wants To Have A Kid With Chris Brown. Yup. Posted: 04 Mar 2013 12:08 PM PST        In the latest issue of Elle UK, Rihanna opens up about being a complete idiot that wants to bring a child into her relationship with Chris Brown. Because nothing keeps a violent psychopath calm and collected like a crying baby. They practically prefer it. Via NY Daily News: “‘Stay’ is a story about having love Read More ... |
| ‘The Call’ – In Theaters March 15 Posted: 04 Mar 2013 12:07 PM PST  The Call, Starring Halle Berry and Abigail Breslin. In theaters March 15. - Sponsored Post -Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Had A Poopy Birthday :( :( :( Posted: 04 Mar 2013 11:10 AM PST        When I turned 19, I was still living with my parents, working retail at Circuit City, going to community college to save money to go a slightly less shitty state college and driving 2.5 hours across frozen western PA tundra just to get a handjob. Justin Bieber, on the other hand, spent his 19th birthday Read More ... |
| So Christian Bale Might Be In ‘Justice League’ Posted: 04 Mar 2013 09:30 AM PST  Until today the conventional wisdom was that Warner Bros.’ lack of confidence in Man of Steel caused them to toss out the script for Justice League and adopt a wait-and-see plan before shamelessly copying The Avengers. Except now Latino Review claims (above) that the radio silence is from locking down a deal with Christopher Nolan Read More ... |
| Oh Good, Kris Jenner Sold Kylie To Jaden Smith Posted: 04 Mar 2013 08:36 AM PST        Jaden Smith is only 14-years-old, but he’s retarded rich and best friends with Justin Bieber making him the perfect candidate for Kris Jenner to pimp Kylie out to insure the future of the Kardashian brand. “How’s his bladder?” she probably asked Jada Pinkett-Smith, “From a mother to a mother.” But before everyone gets all freaked Read More ... |
| Posted: 04 Mar 2013 07:26 AM PST        Miley Cyrus‘s fiance Liam Hemsworth is, or was, most likely cheating on her with January Jones, so naturally she responded by dyeing her hair blue which everyone knows makes other woman’s vaginas boring and inhospitable. And by everyone I mean the voices in Miley’s head. “Begorrah, lil’ lady, now that your lesbian locks are a Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Wants To ‘Mentor’ Lindsay Lohan, She Wants Him To Go F*ck Himself Posted: 04 Mar 2013 06:42 AM PST        If Charlie Sheen has learned anything over the years, it’s that stuffing a mansion full of young prostitutes is crazy convenient. So naturally he wants to “mentor” Lindsay Lohan now because inside every man lies the innate urge to bend nature to his will. “The ginger bronco…” he’ll call her in hushed whispers into a Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, And Other News Posted: 04 Mar 2013 05:11 AM PST        - And Justin Timberlake thinks he’s in the same category as Queen, Floyd and Zeppelin now. - Britney Spears‘ little sister Jamie got engaged to a dude named Jamie. - I really need to start having a Superfialette of the Week. - Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch might be getting Read More ... |
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